The Most Quotable Films Of All Time

Simon Adebesi said:
Nice one Ivor. I could come up with a hundred quality quotes from Woody Allen. In fact, of the bit you have sent I actually prefer the bit you havent highlighted:

Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of them says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness; and it's all over much too quickly.
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The whole opening shebang is great. It's the only Woody Allen film i've seen, I've heard this is the best one and I don't want to taint it with weaker material.
 
Predator has some great quotes-

“Dillon you son of a bitch”

“I aint got time to bleed”

Blain - “Anybody want some? This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannasaurus like me”
Poncho- (Waving Grenade launcher) “Strap this on your Sore Ass”
 
"Freeze mother bitches!"
Bad Boys

"They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!"
Braveheart

Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
Dirty Harry

"Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!"
From Dusk Till Dawn"

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would feck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!"
"Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and feck my sister"
Full Metal Jacket
 
Scar face: "This city is one giant pussy and i'm gonna feck it!"

Usual suspect: "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist."

Saturday night fever: "Now you're a cnut!"
 
Garethw said:
Scar face: "This city is one giant pussy and i'm gonna feck it!"

Usual suspect: "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist."

Saturday night fever: "Now you're a cnut!"
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Not to be pedantic but I think the Scarface quote is: This town is like one giant pussy just waiting to get fecked.

I remember watching one of the DVD extras and it was about when they first showed Scarface on TV and they were trying to edit out the swearing. For some reason I remember what they did with that particular line really clearly as I thought it was quite clever. They went with: "This town is like one giant orange, just waiting to get sucked."
 
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