2016-2017 (3)
Markus "Stobzilla" Elstob - Stobzilla
Markus Elstob’s third season at Champions League contenders didn’t go quite as well as his breakthrough second season, but it was still an acceptable effort. His club finished in the same position as last season, 5th, just outside of Champions League play. He played a few more league games than last season, 18, and scored 8 goals with 3 assists in the process, and a decent average rating of 7.02. It was still a good season for Elstob, though, as he featured along with the other Italy U23’s in the 2016 Olympics, at the start of the season. He only scored two goals in the tournament, but then those were the first goal in the Semi against Brazil, and the late equalizer in the Final against Argentina, leading to Italy winning on penalties.
Weeks injured: 13 (52 total)
Neil Duck - cold-zebra
Neil Duck’s second season with Juventus was suspiciously similar to his first season. He played nearly as many games, 28, and provided nearly as many assists, 2. His average rating for the league that season was identical to his rating last season, a very good 7.62. Juventus as a whole didn’t have such a good season though, dropping from 2nd to 4th, and being beaten by Real Madrid in the Champions League, with Neil Duck being the worst Juventus player on the pitch in the home leg. In January he was awarded a spot in the 2016 World Team of the Year, and then at the end of the season a spot in the Serie A Team of the Year.
Weeks injured: 1 (22 total)
Nigel Tufnel - GDH
Having been progressively better for at least four seasons so far, all eyes were on Nigel Tufnel for the start of the season. And he didn’t disappoint. He scored more goals than he had since playing for a semi-professional Welsh side. In 35 league games he only provided a single assist, but made up for that with 24 goals. That was just enough to make him the Serie A Top scorer, and enough to put him in the Serie A Team of the Year at the end of the season. His good start to the season also meant he was the Foreign Player of the Year runner up, Player of the Year runner up, Fans Player of the Year runner up, and the Young Player of the Year.
Weeks injured: 2 (7 total)
Nimicinho - niMic
With two and a half seasons at Ajax behind him, he had still only played a total of 22 league games for the club, though he had scored handsomely in that period. This season he was finally trusted to play regularly, and in the 21 league games he scored 16 goals, with an excellent average rating of 7.74. Unsurprisingly Ajax won the Eredivisie, yet again. Nimicinho scored more goals at the start of the season than the ending, but his 16 goals was still enough to finish 3rd in the Top Scorer charts.
Weeks injured: 0 (19 total)
Paz - Paz
Having finally made the step up in competition, the newfound challenges saw Paz developing further. He was excellent physically, but still lacked mentally, and certainly technically. The only way to fix that was to play, though, and this season he played more league games than ever before, as he featured 35 times for CCC-side West Ham. He also scored more goals than ever before, 7, and provided 7 assists. His average rating was merely a decent 6.95, but it was still better than last season. Next season would be a proper challenge, though, as his club gained promotion to the Premier League.
Weeks injured: 0 (6 total)
Sebastien Cassel - Erics collar
It was a so-so season for Sebastien Cassel. He played slightly more than the previous season, appearing 28 times, scored 7 times, and provided a further 2 assists. His average rating was down from last season, but was still a good 7.37. His club performed a bit worse, dropping from 8th to 13th. The bright spot for ESTAC and Cassel was making it to the Semi’s of the French Cup, with particular highlights being Cassel scoring in the 2-2 draw with Lyon, winning on penalties, and Cassel scoring the 2-2 goal against Marseille in the 90th minute of the Quarter Final, ending 3-2 to ESTAC after extra time. In January he was recognized as the 2016 Revelation of the Year, and he was also recognized as the second best signing of last season.
Weeks injured: 7 (24 total)
Smashed Hombre - SmashedHombre
Despite being watched by a few clubs, Smashed Hombre decided to stay another season at Preston in the League One, and he performed well. In 30 league games he scored and provided 8 each, with a good average rating of 7.15. At the end of the season he again garnered interest from such titans of Championship-football as Derby, Scunthorpe, and Sheffield Wednesday. With his contract only having another year left, odds were Smashed Hombre would decide that he belonged in a higher level of football.
Weeks injured: 9 (36 total)
Tor Lawless - FlawlessThaw
After a very good season for Tor Lawless at Burnley, he wanted to show that he could play that well consistently. And in his 5th season at the club he showed just that. In 37 league games, more than ever before, he scored 6 times and provided 6 assists, being named Man of the Match a full 8 times, with a very good average rating of 7.83. His club failed to make an impact in the league, but had a brilliant FA Cup showing. Despite needing replays in the 4th, 5th and 6th rounds, needing penalties to beat Leyton Orient, Lawless and the club won the cup with a 2-0 win over Charlton, in a game where Lawless put in a Man of the Match captaining performance. At the end of the season he was finally spotted by someone bigger, and Germany giants Bayern München had a £13.75 million bid accepted.
Weeks injured: 0 (41 total)
