The Apprentice 2012

The girls are so shit it's incredible, the Irish one pisses me off
 
I'm Irish, I am allowed say that about the Irish cnut
 
Just watch the cnut get fired now...

I never thought I would say this but I quite like Ricky Martin, I think he might do well
 
Yes I would, most definitely! Several times!
 
:lol::lol:

Bunch of bitches! The Irish one is trying to dump everyone in the shit
 
Woah the girls are outright bitches this year and not very good either
 
So the girls made a product that would prevent water getting all over the floor and they made it about 1/4 size of the bath. Genius.

The guy who made the gloves seems like a bit of a gimp too.
 
"Did you have any good ideas then?"

"Yeah I had a really good idea for rubber gloves with sponges attached."

Yeah, a really good idea that.
 
The point where he said that EVERYONE loved the gloves idea... despite one guy clearly saying he didn't think much of it pissed me off no end! What a twat.

At least they managed to get rid of the girl with the most annoying voice... though the las who messed up the finances runs her close for that award.
 
Impossible to pick a winner out of those duds, they all look shite. Looks like the beebs producers are spending more time looking for gobby shites for the entertainment value.
 
Ole's_toe_poke said:
The whole show is going a bit stale IMO.
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Seems as though Sugar's on the lookout for someone who's going to invent the next ipad but he (or the producers) seem to be bringing in cliched loud mouth numpties.

The format of the shot is getting a bit predictable now. Perhaps they need to change the challenges up or stop with the 30 secs camera speech full of key stage 2 similies and metaphors, pomping up their arses about how good they are.

Maria's thoughts are.....

“ If you chuck me in the deep end I’ll swim, I won’t sink .

Which is why you fell asleep and got fired.
 
rofl at how mad that Azar dude was after it was announced his team won....could of said something way smarter to brag about it too, but he was insanely bitter instead, let it go son, you got out of a hole and won. y so mad.

I really do hate watching this show though.....most of them are clearly earning more than me, but I can tell their mistakes a mile away, and know what'll come from it, though I've always felt it's semi-scripted being the reason, more than 50% of apprentices every year can't be this dumb with their credentials.
 
Apparently the whole thing is done on very minimal sleep and at incredible pressure, so from that perspective I can see why slips and mistakes can occur... but I get what you're saying in that some of the stuff these guys come out with is just far too stupid/ridiculous for people who are seemingly quite succesful.
 
The one who got knocked off yesterday was not hot in the slightest! The Irish Project Manager was far hotter then her (and she's not exactly 'hot' herself)... so we should be grateful she stayed in (as she really should have gone in my opinion).
 
That's 2 episodes now where that Irish bint has really done my head in.

Sugar needs to fire (a small nuclear weapon at) her and quickly.
 
It's more like an annoying accent contest. All 3 of them would have gone if I had my way.
 
I still can't believe how badly the woman that's an architect flipped out last week at the Bulgarian beauty!

Have you all seen Tom the Inventors first product?
 
This is cringe material.
Some of this is Frank Spencer shit right here !

Who turns up to give a stockist a sample without a fecking Sample?

Christ on a bike!!
 
I just can't get into it this series. None of the candidates are particularly likeable, they all seem bland and boring and after the characters and abilities of last season, they just seem terrible in comparison. The change in format is dumb as well, I was skeptical last series but now I think it's pointless to carry on; They aren't applying for a job or to be an apprentice so the catch phrase "You're fired," and the name are both wrong.
 
rofl one of them is called Ricky Martin?

How did I not notice this earlier. He should win obviously.
 
Michael Has some set of lugs

Lineker would be proud of those bad boys!

Katie to be fired
 
Michael should be gone here. The problem was the production and then the inability to sell the product they did have,
 
Wrong man gone.

Shit candidates this year. Its such a flawed concept anyway , forcing a load of strangers to work together on projects that they don't have a clue about when the are all competing for the same prize. All the back slapping and hugging and then they mill in to each other in the boardroom.
 
Right candidate went to be honest. Michael came across as a decent, friendly guy who has worked hard to get where he is, but at the same time, he hadn't really shown anything so far in the process and was looking like a bit of a passenger.

Katie hadn't been great so far, but she did improve tonight and was actually willing to take on some of the decision making for her team. She probably won't last too much longer to be honest, however she has shown that she's semi-competent.

Ricky messed up big time, but he does actually look like a strong candidate. He knows what he's talking about and is quite opinionated without coming across as a bully. If he can avoid more stupid mistakes, he'll go far in the competition.
 
They have outdone themselves this year, they couldn't have assorted a bigger set of bellends if they tried.
 
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