Yeah. It looks pretty neat.
Terribly dressed footballers
- Thread starter Ekkie Thump
- Start date
I suddenly feel an overpowering desire to listen to De La Soul.
Looks like somebody beat you to it
That jumper is atrocious, and I think he borrowed his Grandmothers jeans from the late 60's.
Terribly dressed posters
Reece James at Silverstone.
Gary Pallister was famous in the game for always dressing like he lived in a dark room all his life. And post-retirement has changed him.
Reece James at Silverstone.
Give the guy a break. Presumably he dashed straight from entertaining children and making balloon animals at a Children's Party.
I think it is simply the pants that „ruin“ the outfit. There is too much going on. Imagine it with black pants and that look works.
Tom Heaton
What's he need a shower for? I suppose it could be to wash the Champagne off?
I knew who it was btw
Reece James at Silverstone.
Every item he’s wearing is fun and playful and I’d wear them. Wearing them all at once is full on toddler territory though.
Hat would go with anything. It’s just a hat.
Jumper is great. Regular jeans of that colour and he looks great.
Jeans with a white tee would be fine.
Trainers are just Trainers.
Running purple across every single garment is a very odd choice. Doesn’t bring it together. Makes him look like a child.
I wanted to write just that.
Those items should of be worn individually combined with simpler apparel.
Personally, I never see myself wearing those jeans and those sneakers but the hat and jumper are nice.
Palli looks like one of the hairy bikers.Gary Pallister was famous in the game for always dressing like he lived in a dark room all his life. And post-retirement has changed him.
Yeah it is an overload, makes my eyes hurt. The trousers do make it look like an overgrown childs outfit.
That's La Forge and Riker from Star Trek.Gary Pallister was famous in the game for always dressing like he lived in a dark room all his life. And post-retirement has changed him.
Reece James at Silverstone.
Guy beside him looks like Jay Slater
I really know how to design stuff to sell to these people, I just don't know how to get in contact!!!Reece James at Silverstone.
A free shower is never worth giving up
Reminds me of Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas
Someone told him if he wears green it can be green screened into CGI but he misremembered it so wore yellow
There's an unbelievable amount to unpack with that outfit.
Nailed it
Isn’t this the result of a lost bet with Simon? Or something like that?
Rashford to Crystal Palace confirmed...
Amorim in most pictures. Just the worst of the worst, overpriced shit quality designer brands with enormous logos, hoodies and bubble jackets. Inexplicably getting a lot of of praise for his fashion sense, or "drip", when he's wearing stuff a newly rich blind guy would wear by picking expensive things at random. Extra funny because in one of those portrait articles his explanation for driving a normal car instead of a sports car, early in his career, was that "he's not like that, he's different." (He's in a Porsche now).
Good lord is that ostentatious. Doesn’t really fit the ‘just a humble lad from Manchester’ persona his PR team want him as.
I also like that video calls him ‘Rathford’ as if Americans only vaguely know him in passing.
Has that ten Hag head case just changed his whole buzz to Amorim
Yes it’s the same person, which makes me suspicious whether that person is actually a United fan or they’re Goldbridging it and pretending to be a fan to garner more attention from a huge fanbase than they would with their actual team.
No wonder he doesn't pop up often with a goal he can't find his sleeves nevermind the net.
He mostly wears tracksuits though? That's most of the pictures I've seen of him in general.
Not sure, I haven't really looked deep into it. He wore a standard hoodie at some restaurant, decided to pay £400 for it rather than the 20-40 it would cost with different big letters at the front. Some ugly black bubble jacket that's even more expensive, and an ill fitting grey sweater with a small fancy logo in another one.
People will laugh at things like the Rashford outfit above, which is fair enough, but at least there's something in that. The complete lack of personality, combined with the extortionate prices for bland, ugly shit solely because of the logo, on the stuff I've seen from Amorim, is what kills me. I wouldn't mention it normally, people can wear what they like, but the amount of praise I've seen for his clothing really baffles me.