RedCanuck said:I thought it was hot as shit in Jersey today. A hot, smelly swamp - nice
i just got back from playing 18...and im completely cunted. it mustve been 95 degrees today.
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i just got back from playing 18...and im completely cunted. it mustve been 95 degrees today.
I thought this was a Terrell Owens thread
Barbara Charles said:
it is BabsChuck...it has just been hijacked by the New Jersey representative of the cafe...he will be dealt with.
FLASHWOK said:
dealt with!??
you smug son of a bitch, lets battle pokemon to decide who is the master of this thread.
alonso767 said:
silence, before I chuck you into one of those landfill's NJ is so famous for.
I can't believe someone actually posted the words "Rutgers" and "football" in the same post. Oxymoron. OK, back to TO
FLASHWOK said:silence, before I chuck you into one of those landfill's NJ is so famous for.
thats south jersey.
north jersey is filled with the social, cultural, and economic elite of our nation if i do say so myself.
Barbara Charles said:
they have a nice football stadium...
And mfyankee fansalonso767 said:
thats south jersey.
north jersey is filled with the social, cultural, and economic elite of our nation if i do say so myself.
alonso767 said:
thats south jersey.
north jersey is filled with the social, cultural, and economic elite of our nation if i do say so myself.
you mean like Newark and Secaucus?
Barbara Charles said:
hey! i hate the yankees
...
i like the mets, which may be even worse in some respects.
Barbara Charles said:
carefull BabsChuck...
treading on thin ice insulting my Yankees
FLASHWOK said:you mean like Newark and Secaucus?
yeah i set myself up for that one.
although newark is having a major revival now, i wouldnt be surprised if it lands an olympic bid in the next few weeks.
(you also forgot our litany of other hellholes including the oranges, jersey city, etc..come on flash, youre better than that)
Barbara Charles said:
OK, that's one good thing about NJ.
alonso767 said:
yeah i set myself up for that one.
although newark is having a major revival now, i wouldnt be surprised if it lands an olympic bid in the next few weeks.
maybe it'll just host the olympic armed robbery and burglary events.
FLASHWOK said:carefull BabsChuck...
treading on thin ice insulting my Yankees
read: treading on thin ice insulting steinbrenner's yankees
FLASHWOK said:maybe it'll just host the olympic armed robbery and burglary events.
theyd enter some local lads into any shooting events.
or maybe have some track stars...as long as police run after them around the track.
kennyj said:
you from the city kennyj? or upstate?
alonso767 said:
I got Steinbrenner's autograph when I was 8 years old in Spring 1980 at the Breakers Hotel in Palm Beach.
I burned it some time in the mid-80s
RED SOX NATION !!!kennyj said:
Barbara Charles said:
Ban Barbara Charles
FLASHWOK said:I got Steinbrenner's autograph when I was 8 years old in Spring 1980 at the Breakers Hotel in Palm Beach.
I burned it some time in the mid-80s
interesting aside: my parents go to the breakers every year for some business shite. my loves playing golf there, small world eh.
alonso767 said:
I live in Queens, a little too close to Shea for my liking.
Jet fan too. Seems like wearing green uniforms in the NFL means that you lose the big games.
Barbara Charles said:
i loved it when you guys won the series. especially since i was in new york for the whole playoff ride and blasted sinatra's "new york, new york" out of my room window after game seven.
kennyj said:
i always used to hate the jets as a giants fan, but in the past few years ive grown quite sick of the giants and their fans and have found myself paying more attention to the jets.
this is probably quite an act of treachery ive committed, but eh, asi es la vida.
Barbara Charles said:
You're not so good at making friends, are you BC?
Flashie, what's the universal sign for choking?
NYYFLASHWOK said:
Barbara Charles said:
well youve made a new friend right here BC, and what a friend he is.
I'm not an Eagles fan. They deserved to lose. GO PATSkennyj said:
alonso767 said:
interesting aside: my parents go to the breakers every year for some business shite. my loves playing golf there, small world eh.
ironically I am never allowed to go to the Breakers again...I was banned in 1983 at the age of 11 for a cabana incident.
I used to collect those very cool "Britons" figures...the ornate and well detailed knights and such.
anyway, I had staged a major battle between about 100 knights loyal to the crown of Flash and about 150 barbarian knights hell bent on the conquest of Palm Beach...I had built a large castle for my knights to defend as well as usd all that synthetic moss type stuff and sand to make the battlefield...
anyway I thought it would look more realistic if the barbarians set fire to the castle during the siege, so equipped with the "Breakers" monogrammed matches I set fire to the castle...and ultimately, accidently the cabana.
Management was not pleased, my parents had to pay for the minor damage and I was told I could never come back.
I don't think I'm still banned but i am afraid to find out.
I am also banned from "Go Karts a Go-Go" in Southampton for an incident there when I was 10. I don't think they'll recognize me as that was 24 years ago, but best to not go and be on the safe side is what I always say.
a fine, fine tale if there ever was one.
im off to a "caddy dinner" adieu my dear friends!
You mean they got out their big hairy banning sticks? With your track record you are giving Slabber and Plech a run for their money
Barbara Charles said:
funny...considering it was the Red Sox fwho were that symbol for 87 years.
guess we had to let you guys win one.
it was becoming too embarrassing.
besides, you have Ben Affleck as your number one fan...doesn't get any more shamefull than that.
We also have Stephen King.
Barbara Charles said:
Are you a Masshole?
Barbara Charles said:
yes I was banned.
Barbara Charles said:
he's very weird.
I don't know how proud I'd be about that
Clever, sort of
Actually, I was born in Douglaston, Long Islandkennyj said:
Barbara Charles said:
That's right by me. When did you go to the dark side? Undergrad probably.
Have you taken off your overcoat yet, or hasn't hell defrosted after freezing overFLASHWOK said:he's very weird.
I don't know how proud I'd be about that