Ten Hag chants - lets have them

To the tune of “fluorescent adolescent” by Arctic Monkeys;

“oh the man’s Ten Hag
the best we’ve ever had
The best we’ve ever had
Since the retirement of Fergie”
 
One, two, three, four, five got hit by the scouse so come on let's cry.
To the liquor store around the corner.
The boys say it ain't their fault but they really are wrong'a.
Free pass like they had last year. That's gone cause talk is cheap.
I like Raphael, Ronaldo, Jadon and Elanga.
And as i continue the names are getting weaker.
So what can i do i really beg you my lord. To them bottling is just like a sport.
Anything flies, it's all good. Let Erik come in and dump it.

A little bit of Ten Hag in our life.
A little bit of Van Der Gaag by his side.
A little bit of Steve is all i need.
A little bit of tika taka's all i see.
A little bit of Timber in the sun.
A little bit of Van Persie all night long.
A little bit of Oranje here i am.
And that's what makes Ten Hag our man.

Run up and down and pass it all around.
A philosophy's found, excite the fans in the ground.
Move the ball left and move the ball right.
Up to the front and pass it wide.
Beat your man once and beat your man twice.
And if it goes in the net then you're doing it right.

A little bit of Ten Hag in our life.
A little bit of Van Der Gaag by his side.
A little bit of Steve is all i need.
A little bit of tika taka's all i see.
A little bit of Timber in the sun.
A little bit of Van Persie all night long.
A little bit of Oranje here i am.
And that's what makes Ten Hag our man.

You do all that and we'll fall in love with you.
The players now will run, and now they can't hide.
You and we we're gonna touch the sky.
Mambo number Ten Hag.
 
To the tune of "Amerika" by Rammstein

We're all loving Erik ten Hag
Erik ten Hag is wonderful
We're all loving Erik ten Hag
Erik ten Hag, Erik ten Hag

We're all loving Erik ten Hag
We are fed up with Wonderwall
We're all loving Erik ten Hag
Erik ten Hag, Erik ten Hag
 
We always do this and none of them made it into the match.
 
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To the tune of one love by Bob Marley

Ten Hag, Der Gaag
Let's get together
And we'll be alright
Hear the devils cryin' (ten Hag)
Hear the muppets cryin' (der Gaag)
Sayin' give thanks and praise to Arnold and we'll will feel all right
Sayin' let's get together and feel all right
 
Twenty Hag, Twenty Hag Man United
Twenty Hag, Twenty Hag I say
Twenty Hag, Twenty Hag Man United
His value's doubling every day

Fourty Hag, Fourty Hag Man United...
 
Oh Erik Ten Hag you are the love of my life
Oh Erik ten hag I’d let you shag my wife
Oh Erik Ten hag, I want a baldy head too

T E
T E N
T E N H A G (to the MUFC OK chant)
 
Red_toad said:
Obvious one that comes to mind is Pet shop boys 'Go west" to base them on... Let's be havin them...
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Can Chants go back to where they were deserved, we are in such decline not seen since the 70s and things need to be earnt not just given. Remember Oles at the Wheel and how we doing now? See where we are in 2 years and then if we are doing well start creating chants. Should be the same for Players, in the 90s/00s it took hard graft for you to have a chant and now its laughable the chants for Cavani for instance where he can't be bothered to be fit for 1 game. Chants need to be brought back to Standards of old.
 
‘Hello, it’s Fergie.
I’ve been wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet.
To go over, everything.
I thought Moyesie was supposed to heal ya
But we ain't done much healing

Hello, can you hear me?
I'm in the director’s box dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger and free
I've forgotten how it felt before LVG put up the team sheet.
There's such a difference between Mou
And the class of 92

Hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call, you never seem to be home.
 
Eric Ten Hags sitting on a wall
Eric Ten Hags sitting on a wall
And if one Eric Hags should accidently fall
There'll be Eric Nine Hags sitting on a wall

Repeats
 
To Status Quo: Rocking all over the world

And I like it, l like it, I like it, I like it
I la la la like it
La la like
Here we go woh
We've got Erik Ten Hag.
 
Water Melon said:
How do they make it to the stadium?
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Someone needs to gather a group of people singing it loudly, record it and spread it on twitter. If it's catchy enough the crowds will follow.
Well at least thats how I see it. I don't know.
 
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Some Hip-Hop love. In the theme of Drake's 10 Bands.

Ten Hags (uh), Fifty Hags (uh), One Hundred Hags (what?)
He'll do anything for a couple hairs (uh)
Never had no Maguire but he loves the scares (what?)
He gives all his money back to the Ajax crew
His scouts don't know Antony or Nkunku (what?)
Man, he swears he'll never manage again (uh)
But he done came up, he's the feckin' man (what?)
He and Mitchell got other plans
 
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So which one of ye started the Ten Hag chant in the Blaize yesterday ? :lol:
 
To the tune of Tash Sultana “Jungle”

Welcome to United , where our coach is called Erik
His football is exciting, made for the Theater of Dreams ,
Welcome to United, where our coach is called Erik,
Ten Haaaaaag , Ten Haaaaaaaaaaaaag.

Ok I’ll get my coat.
 
Jooney10 said:
To the tune of “fluorescent adolescent” by Arctic Monkeys;

“oh the man’s Ten Hag
the best we’ve ever had
The best we’ve ever had
Since the retirement of Fergie”
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You used to get it by the byline
But now the fullbacks all wanna come inside
Now when the forwards gonna get it
I'm guessing that you'd rather he just head it

At United we've been sentimental
Jesse wasn't going but he went still
The football's transcendental not just mental
Most of the reds changes departmental

Oh the man's ten Hag...



But yeah, "That's the way" is still definitely the one.
 
On the tenth Hag of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
10 Hag a Leaping
10 Hag Dancing
10 Hag a Milking
10 Hag a Swimming
10 Hag a Laying
10 Hag Rings
10 Hag Birds
10 Hag Hens
10 Hag Doves
and Ten Hag in a Pear Tree
 
(Afroman - because I got high)

"He said yes to United,
I'm gonna cry (ooh ooh)

Ten Hag's reds are rising,
We'll never die (da da da)

Pass and move for fun,
And I know why (hey hey)

Erik Ten Hag
Erik Ten Hag
Erik Ten Hag (la da da da da da)"
 
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We`ll drink a drink a drink
To Eric the King the King the King
He`s the leader of our football team
He`s the greatest
Ball headed manager
That the league has ever seen
 
Erik, oooooh!
Erik, oooooh!
He comes from Haaksbergen,
He`ll fecking sub ya if ya don`t run like hell for the STRETFORD END!


Erik, oooooh!
Erik, oooooh!
He comes from Haaksbergen,
He`ll fecking sub ya if ya don`t run like hell for the STRETFORD END!

(Obviously Nemanja inspired) :cool:
 
Tune of ‘With a Little Help from My Friends’.

What would you do if our football was shite
I’d bring in Erik Ten Hag
What will he do when he brings on the fight
He’ll get them running more yards

Ooh I get by with Erik Ten Hag
Ooh I get high with Erik Ten Hag
Ooh I’m gonna try with Erik Ten Hag
Do you need anybody?
I just need Erik Ten Hag
Could it be anybody?
I just want Erik Ten Hag
 
That Ten Hags chant video was awful. Beyond awful, actually. Gave me “fight, and winnnn” vibes.
 
Did you see that score g?
Do not chat to me
2 goals from Rashy
Another 2 goals from Sanchy
Pochettino still losin
Parisians still booin
Us man are winnin
We the Hag boys, pussy
We the Hag boys
We the Hag boys
Dickhead, WE THE HAG BOYS
 
It's gotta be dutch eurodance:
(No Limits - 2 unlimited)



Ten Ten, Ten Ten
Ten Ten, Ten Ten
Ten Ten, Ten
Ten Hag's Red Army (x2)

Ten Hag's red army, we'll reach for the top
No matter the odds, and in Fergie time
Ten Hag's red army, won't give up the fight
We do what we want and we do it with pride!
 
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horsechoker said:
Did you see that score g?
Do not chat to me
2 goals from Rashy
Another 2 goals from Sanchy
Pochettino still losin
Parisians still booin
Us man are winnin
We the Hag boys, pussy
We the Hag boys
We the Hag boys
Dickhead, WE THE HAG BOYS
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:devil: :devil: :lol::lol:

“Jesse Lingard has just signed a new 5 year contract to keep him at Manchester United”.
 
To the tune of Be my lover by La Bouche:

La da di da da da, Ten Hag
La da di da da da, Ten Hag
La da di di da, La da di da da, La da di da da, Ten Hag.
 
To the tune of Jolene.

Ten Hag, Ten Hag, Ten Hag, Ten Haaag.
I'm begging of you please make us great again.
Your baldness is beyond compare
No flaming locks of auburn hair
And Pep cannot compete with you Ten Hag.
 
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