Ten Hag chants - lets have them

Ten Hag went to Man, went to Man United
Ten Hag, Nine Hag, Eight Hag, Seven Hag, Six Hag, Five Hag, Four Hag, Three Hag, Two Hag, One Hag, and his dog SCHTEVE!
Went to Man United.
 
Waving flag (erik ten hag) from the 2010 World Cup.

Obviously make it United related.
 
Ten bottles of Hag on the wall
Ten bottles of Hag
Take one down, pass it around,
Nine bottles of Hag on the wall

Nine bottles of Hag on the wall,
Nine bottles of Hag...
 
We don’t need your Pep Guardiola,
We don’t need your Jurgen Klopp,
No Eddy Woodward in the boardroom,
Glazers leave them quids alone,
Hey! Glazers! Leave them quids alone!
After all your just not, not Erik, king of all.
 
Erik's at the wheel,
At the wheel,
Erik's at the wheel
Tralalala
 
Erik Ten Hag
Erik Ten Hag
Does whatever Erik Ten Hag does
Has he got hair
that he could comb
Noooo
It's Erik Ten Hag
 
You are my Ten Haag my Erik Ten Haag you make me happy when times are grey......
 
Down down, Harry brings me down
I hear you knocking at my door and I can’t sleep at night
Your face, it has no place
No room for you inside my team I need to be alone

Don’t waste your words i don’t need anything from Dean,
I don’t care where hes been or what he plans to do

Pogba, I wish you’d learn
There’s a time and place for everything i’ve got to get it through
Cut loose, you’re no use
I couldn’t stand another second in your company

Don’t waste your words i don’t need anything from Dean,
I don’t care where hes been or what he plans to do

Jesse, why can’t you see
You’re a no-one nowhere washed up baby who’d look better sold

Scott’s tongue is far too long
I don’t like the way it sucks and slurps upon my every word

Don’t waste your words I don’t need anything from Dean,
I don’t care where hes been or what he plans to do

I am the resurrection and I am Ten Hag
I couldn’t ever bring myself to hate you as I’d like

I am the resurrection and I am Ten Hag
I couldn’t ever bring myself to hate you as I’d like
 
We blamed it on Jose
We blamed it on Ole
We blamed it on Rangnick
Now we blame It on Erikkk

To the tune of blame it on the boogie for when we inevitably put in bad performances and blame the manager again.
 
Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik Ten Hag
Erik Ten Hag
Erik Ten Haaaaaaag

Tune: Karma Chameleon. Used to love ‘Coma United Road’.
 
redshaw said:
We should go easy on songs. The Moyes song was awful and he didn't like it, the Jose was more toe curling stuff that again the manager didn't like. We all know what happened to Ole at the wheel and rival fans mocked us with it.

I think once a manager is proven yes sing red and white army or something like that. Coming up with silly songs for a manager shortly after arriving seems like a kiss of death. I like it for players but we should go back to traditional chants for a manager/team and back them in a vociferous way instead of almost joking mocking songs that come back to bite us. I don't think they set the tone well.
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Why not? We Dem Moyes boyz was such a banger
 
I like the idea of a very simple ‘HAG!’ shout in the Iceland chant style but Ten times.
 
To the tune of Louis Van Gaal's army:

Eric ten Hag's army!
Eric ten Hag's army!
 
On the tune of Rio from duran duran:

His name is ten hag and he dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through the dusty land
And when he shines he shows you all he can
Oh ten hag , ten hag dance across ten hagande.

I've seen you on the dugout
I've seen you on tv
7, of a billion titles
It means so much to me
Like a birthday or a treble for the view
But than I'm sure you know its just for you

You get the gist.
 
It’s not finished yet, but this to the tune of “all of my heart” by ABC?

“Remembering, when we would win, we’ve taken to our hearts… Erik Ten Hag”
 
Everywhere we go
People want to know
Who Ten Hag is
So we tell them
We don't know either
We heard he is a screamer
 
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