I think we'd all love Sabrina Carpenter on our chest.Wait what?
If that's true can we have Sabrina Carpenter instead.
I think we'd all love Sabrina Carpenter on our chest.Wait what?
If that's true can we have Sabrina Carpenter instead.
Losing is one thingWait what?
If that's true can we have Sabrina Carpenter instead.
I think you're more interested in her chest.I think we'd all love Sabrina Carpenter on our chest.
You like them short?
We are programmed to like them. Otherwise, they would seem weird to me.I think you're more interested in her chest.![]()
I've got a jar of jam with her name on it. It's okay because my missus has a pass on the Jack Reacher guy (don't we all).I think you're more interested in her chest.![]()
The Dutch Giant? I don't think that's gonna fit her mateI've got a jar of jam with her name on it. It's okay because my missus has a pass on the Jack Reacher guy (don't we all).
The other one! But she manages to cram me in, so she'll be fine...The Dutch Giant? I don't think that's gonna fit her mate
What is happening here with the jam?I've got a jar of jam with her name on it. It's okay because my missus has a pass on the Jack Reacher guy (don't we all).
Agree, he‘s too built up. I‘m not sure what the jam is for. I put it on my toast.What is happening here with the jam?
I don't think the Jack Reacher guy is all that but it's a fair trade if she digs him.
By whom?Voted 8th best guitarist of the last 20 years.
get the feck outa here![]()
I dunno, some British guitar retailer poll. Ed Sheeran's also in there.By whom?
By definition anything British should not be taken seriously. Take Man United.I dunno, some British guitar retailer poll. Ed Sheeran's also in there.
I only realised how insignificant it is after I posted it![]()
Is that the one about the school yard being the courtroom and the jesters taunted the king and queen, and metaphor?What's that song she did again about being sad about a relationship not working out?
Too low.Voted 8th best guitarist of the last 20 years.
get the feck outa here![]()
John FruscianteWho won the poll then? Sam Fender or someone like that no doubt![]()
It figures.John Frusciante
He’s good. Can’t think of anyone clearly better from the last 20 years.It figures.
John Mayer is.He’s good. Can’t think of anyone clearly better from the last 20 years.
Was St. Vincent in there?
…boring. I know.John Mayer is…
St. Vincent is amazing! Good shout.He’s good. Can’t think of anyone clearly better from the last 20 years.
Was St. Vincent in there?
Oh yeah. Jonny Greenwood definitely belongs in there. By the way, can’t wait for Radiohead to finally announce the coming tour. Never saw them live.St. Vincent is amazing! Good shout.
And if you look at the last 20 years a lot of the „old guys“ like The Edge, Jonny Greenwood et al. are obviously also there.
They are probably the best live act I‘ve ever seen. Saw them once in an arena and once open air and those were spectacular gigs. (On a side note and not a sexy take, but U2 are/were? an amazing live band!)Oh yeah. Jonny Greenwood definitely belongs in there. By the way, can’t wait for Radiohead to finally announce the coming tour. Never saw them live.
John Mayer is.
He's in 4thWho won the poll then? Sam Fender or someone like that no doubt![]()
This is why Kanye did what he did.1.John Frusciante (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
2.Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys)
3.John Mayer
4.Sam Fender
5.Jonny Greenwood (Radiohead)
6.Chris Shiflett (Foo Fighters)
7.Ed O’Brien (Radiohead)
8.Taylor Swift
9.Tom DeLonge (Blink-182)
10.Simon Neil (Biffy Clyro)
11.Jim Root (Slipknot)
12.Keith Urban
13.John 5 (Mötley Crüe)
14.Brad Paisley
15.Troy Van Leeuwen (Queens Of The Stone Age)
16.Albert Hammond Jr. (The Strokes)
17.H.E.R.
18.Adam Hann (The 1975)
19.Ed Sheeran
20.Julien Baker
I'm not a huge fan of comparing guitarists, but that listHe's in 4th![]()
Dipshit Marketing Team - "I know how to really get us some attention!"1.John Frusciante (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
2.Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys)
3.John Mayer
4.Sam Fender
5.Jonny Greenwood (Radiohead)
6.Chris Shiflett (Foo Fighters)
7.Ed O’Brien (Radiohead)
8.Taylor Swift
9.Tom DeLonge (Blink-182)
10.Simon Neil (Biffy Clyro)
11.Jim Root (Slipknot)
12.Keith Urban
13.John 5 (Mötley Crüe)
14.Brad Paisley
15.Troy Van Leeuwen (Queens Of The Stone Age)
16.Albert Hammond Jr. (The Strokes)
17.H.E.R.
18.Adam Hann (The 1975)
19.Ed Sheeran
20.Julien Baker
90% of lists are ragebait I'd say.Dipshit Marketing Team - "I know how to really get us some attention!"
Meanwhile they celebrate a 800% increase in "social media engagement" and the business loses customers, because who is going ask for guitar advice from the company that created that fecking list.
Yep, clearly a bullshit list. #8 for Taylor Swift playing the guitar? The only way that sentence becomes accurate is if you replace Taylor Swift with "Sabrina Carpenter", #8 with "#1 through 10" and guitar with "@Redplane's banjo."90% of lists are ragebait I'd say.
Gotta paddle faster when you hear the banjo musicYep, clearly a bullshit list. #8 for Taylor Swift playing the guitar? The only way that sentence becomes accurate is if you replace Taylor Swift with "Sabrina Carpenter", #8 with "#1 through 10" and guitar with "@Redplane's banjo."
I can see certainly see how that would be the case. He's brilliant live, much better than on record, though.Unfortunately true. Just cannot get into his music but undeniably crazy talented.