Music Taylor Swift

People who listen to Taylor Swift are like people who wear Sketchers. What the feck is wrong with you all?
 


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The first one was a hard watch.

Second one is just pure sex appeal
 
By popular demand I'll be presenting my top 100 Taylor Swift tracks every now and then. If anyone wants me to mention their favorite song on this list I'll happily do it in exchange for Eras Tour tickets.

#100 "Snow on the Beach" ft. Lana Del Rey (2022)



Two of my favorite artists collabing. Weird but fecking beautiful.

Lana fans got mad and rioted because they felt she was unnoticeable on the original version. So Taylor released a new version calling it "Feat. More Lana Del Rey". Banter. I do like this version better. Lana's voice is otherworldly, she's up there amongst the GOATs.

 
Weird Ive just seen this thread, despite not actually knowing much about Taylor Swift or being able to name any of her songs, last night I had a dream that we met at a party, became mates and went to Blackpool Pleasure Beach together.

No idea what, if anything, that means like.
 
#99 "This Love" (2014)



The least listened to song on the formidable 1989 album. Only 100m plays on Spotify. I'll give it the love it deserves.

 
#98 "Cold As You" (2006)



We're rolling back the years, to the very beginning. This is the saddest song on the debut album. "And you come away with a great little story, of a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you". 16 year old Taylor writing well beyond her years.

 
I preferred it when singer/songwriters actually wrote their own songs, like Steps or Mr Blobby.
 
I see stuff about Taylor Swift and this Kelce bloke constantly online. I couldn’t give a shit about either of them. Feels like a big PR push.
 
So basically the same rating as every Taylor Swift song ever made? Ha I'm so funny
Lame attempt. Could be the most terrible and uninspired horsechoker post of all time. 0/10
 
Lame attempt. Could be the most terrible and uninspired horsechoker post of all time. 0/10
So basically the same rating as horsechoker's debut single Shake It Off (On her Curtains)?
 
How is Cold As You 98 btw?!

Should be top 25

I love Cold As You. It's probably in my top 50 most listened to TS songs. Trying to strike the right balance between popularity and 'hidden' gems. Truth be told the competition is brutal. Even in a top 100 you'd have to leave out bucketloads of songs that could have a valid claim for top 50.
 
I love Cold As You. It's probably in my top 50 most listened to TS songs. Trying to strike the right balance between popularity and 'hidden' gems. Truth be told the competition is brutal. Even in a top 100 you'd have to leave out bucketloads of songs that could have a valid claim for top 50.
Nah that’s silly. If I see any of Reputation in the top 10 I’m gonna make a huge fuss.
 
#97 "Come Back...Be Here" (2012)



Red is my all time favorite album by any artist. There's not one bad song here. Come Back...Be Here is so vulnerable and emotional.

For most other artists this song would be a lead single. Our girl is so bad-ass that she only had it on the deluxe version. Sometimes I feel Taylor doesn't do a lot of her gems any justice by placing them on the deluxe versions or not even releasing them until the Taylor's version re-recordings.

 
#96 "Crazier" (2009)



Some of us grew up watching every cringe show on Disney Channel so I'll have to include her casually showing up in Hannah Montana: The Movie and performing this.

PS: One of Miley Cyrus' best songs is on the same soundtrack. The Climb.