Steven Gerrard Autobiography | Extracts

I'm beginning to think he's been done over by this ghostwriter.

Which is a shame, obv.
 
Red Dreams said:
not arsed to read anything he has to say. He is your typical scouse thug who was a very good footballer.

Thats it.

...and I still laugh at his slip that caused the scum to lose a title they should have won.
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:lol::lol::lol:
 
That thing about Rafa asking him mum if Gerrard likes money sounds like absolute bullshit. No way did that happen
 
"As Macheda curled that ball into the corner of the net I cried, I cried for myself because I knew that it was over, all that I had worked so hard for all season was over. I never forgave Villa for handing United the trophy that season, they will always be dirt to me, utter filth. I cried all night long."

''Instead of hitting a long crossfield pass to set up a goal, making a decisive tackle or curling the ball into the back of the Chelsea goal to seal our victory, I had fallen over''

No fecking way are these true? Surely? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
He really spares no detail. His cock has a gash.

The magic of the FA Cup was bloodied on the day my penis was cut and then stitched shut on an unromantic afternoon in Bournemouth last year.

It was eye-watering. I tried to close down a winger to block his cross but felt a stinging in my privates. I thought, 'S*** — that doesn't feel right!' It was stinging like f***.

The gash looked pretty bad, right across the middle. There was plenty of blood. I needed four stitches and the lads were absolutely p*ssing themselves.

You can imagine the jokes about inches and stitches and my future performances at home. I might have smiled but I could have throttled the lot of them.

The doc and I went looking for somewhere quiet, but Bournemouth's physio room was busy and I sat down, looking sheepish, while a few of their kids came over to shake hands.

They must have thought I was shy. Then when the doc suggested, 'I think we'd better get on with it, Stevie' there was no way I was getting my penis out in front of an audience. Doc Andy Massey cleared the room, I took off my shorts and underpants and had one last look.

Ouch. I hoped I wasn't saying goodbye to an old friend. I got a jab first and was careful not to look at what he was doing. The doc already had to staple Martin Skrtel's head and now he was repairing my penis!

After I had been bandaged up as protection against any possible infection, I asked the obvious question. 'Can I play against Everton on Tuesday?'
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He really is the egotistical, arrogant, slope headed prick we all think he is.

There had been a lot of talk about who would be captain under Pearce and, when I arrived at the hotel, I thought that might have been his moment to say, ‘Can I have a word outside?’ or, ‘Could you come to my room for a chat?’
The following morning, just before the squad left for training, Pearce pulled me into a toilet at The Grove. He said, ‘I just wanted to tell you face to face that I’m going to be picking Scott Parker to be the captain for this game.’
Scott Parker is a good player and honest; I’ve got a lot of respect for Scott as a player and a person. But to pick Scott Parker as England captain ahead of me?

I don’t know whether it was a dig at Liverpool or something more personal — but my overall perception was Pearce was doing some muscle-flexing in the toilet mirrors.
My guess is it was a decision designed to focus attention on him, his way of saying: ‘This is me. I’m in charge.’
I might have had misgivings about his tactical insights as a coach, but I respected Pearce until that moment. I felt he treated me very badly. It was insulting — and wrong. I thought it was selfish. It was a political decision to make everyone think he had balls.
It was clear in team meetings Pearce wanted to impress and get a crack at the job for Euro 2012.
But I think the decision he shared with me in a toilet was one of the reasons he never got the position he craved.
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ok is he really that stupid to say stuff like this publicly, like fans don't have enough ammo against him? maybe deep down he does like the attention
 
Can people stop posting fake quotes ffs or are all of this real ?i'm all confused because when it comes to scouse you never know.
 
clarkydaz said:
ok is he really that stupid to say stuff like this publicly, like fans don't have enough ammo against him? maybe deep down he does like the attention
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kid777 said:
Can people stop posting fake quotes ffs or are all of this real ?i'm all confused because when it comes to scouse you never know.
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One I posted is real
 
Americano said:
@kid777 @montpelier It's all real. They are the true life tales of an argonaut returning from glorious battle. Maybe you are not prepared to receive His wisdom?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ARD-EXCLUSIVE-day-really-got-hurt-tackle.html
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I did know that, cos I quoted it about 10 pages ago, :).

Still doesn't seem like it can be real, mind. Not anywhere near the cringiest, either, Well down the list, if anything.

His battling argonaut wisdom seems a bit on the inactive side regarding what's a good idea to put / not put in a book, doesn't it? Bloody hell.
 
Did he read and approve this...because anyone even remotely self-aware would not let this stuff print about them.
 
Sam said:
"As Macheda curled that ball into the corner of the net I cried, I cried for myself because I knew that it was over, all that I had worked so hard for all season was over."
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What about crying for the fans, the club, your teammates etc etc?

Seems to me that he stayed too long at Liverpool; he has the air of Henry in his last years with Arsenal - a man whose demeanour suggests he's tired of carrying the team on his shoulders, a man who never tires of making it clear that he's carrying the team on his shoulders.
 
Gerrard said:
"The doc already had to staple Martin Skrtel's head and now he was repairing my penis!"
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These two events are not unconnected.
 
As if the slip and the stamp weren't enough, we get this treasure trove of joy. He is the gift that keeps on giving.
 
He should stop crying for a second and consider our sorrow when Barton decided to recreate the Burly Brawl scene from The Matrix Reloaded in an effort to gift his former club the League title get sent off, while the QPR defence headed for the bar at the first sign of a City player.
 
SteveJ said:
What about crying for the fans, the club, your teammates etc etc?

Seems to me that he stayed too long at Liverpool; he has the air of Henry in his last years with Arsenal - a man whose demeanour suggests he's tired of carrying the team on his shoulders, a man who never tires of making it clear that he's carrying the team on his shoulders.
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"all that I had worked so hard for all season was over."
 
Writer must be a United fan and Gerrard didn't read the book before getting it published. This is the only logical conclusion I can come up with because those quotes makes him look like an utter tit.

Or is this some sort of weird scouse logic ? :wenger:
 
I can't find the Villa one on that 'orrible website so it might have gotten created when we were messing about previously. Apologies for this.

But there is this one, I'm not sure if we've had or not.


The Liverpool anthem reminds you to hold your head up high when you walk through a storm. It reminds you not to be afraid of the dark. It reminds you to walk on through the wind and the rain, though your dreams be tossed and blown, and to walk on with hope in your heart.

I did not feel like I had much hope left. It seemed like I was heading for suicide watch instead.
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(quoted from MailOnline)
 
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