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As an afterthought I wish to state:
The Lankan conflict cannot be equated to other conflicts in the world.
* The Lankan government never deprived Tamils of their legitimate right of access to their land of birth.
* The Lankan government never bulldozed and razed to ground the homes of LTTE fighters, or suspected LTTE cadres. Instead, the Lankan government has invited all Tamils around the world to come back to Lanka, and help in the rebuilding effort.
* Tamils in Lanka have all rights to live in any part of Lanka. In fact over 50% of the Tamils of Lanka live outside the conflict zone; Tamils are among the top leaders in both industry and commerce.
* Lanka does not have super power backing. In fact she has ignored threats from a super power and its lackey, who wanted a ceasefire.
On a lighter note:
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
" Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, ..he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was li........... God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"Your're with the "SRI LANKAN GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get feckED." well and truly!!!
The Lankan conflict cannot be equated to other conflicts in the world.
* The Lankan government never deprived Tamils of their legitimate right of access to their land of birth.
* The Lankan government never bulldozed and razed to ground the homes of LTTE fighters, or suspected LTTE cadres. Instead, the Lankan government has invited all Tamils around the world to come back to Lanka, and help in the rebuilding effort.
* Tamils in Lanka have all rights to live in any part of Lanka. In fact over 50% of the Tamils of Lanka live outside the conflict zone; Tamils are among the top leaders in both industry and commerce.
* Lanka does not have super power backing. In fact she has ignored threats from a super power and its lackey, who wanted a ceasefire.
On a lighter note:
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
" Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, ..he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was li........... God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"Your're with the "SRI LANKAN GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get feckED." well and truly!!!