Sofyan Amrabat | signs for United on loan

[scream]

Hargreaves went Spock and Fiorentina went Lizard.

I was literally going to post something along these lines.

 

[massey]

Are you circumcised?

Not yet

 

[Infra-red]

I hope Hargreaves has being doing his research. Statistically, scissors is the best play (37.04% win rate).

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Go with fire, Matt. Beats everything.

 

[Withnail]

And we’re reduced to getting excited about the possibility of signing a moderate upgrade on Fred who no other big clubs were in for. State of this club.

I've never been more embarrassed in my life

 

[Nickosaur]

Probably pulled his hammy getting off the private jet.

 

[sillwuka]

I don’t get why fiorentina are entertaining this, been tapped up as far as I can see and now they’re only getting a loan fee, disgraceful and unprofessional by the fcuking idiots in charge of the so called biggest club in the world. Glazers have brought this club onto its knees used to be pioneers in this industry now we have a loan for a left back who let’s face it is dross, and the only reason this is being forced through is the player

Business is business, let's get our man.

 

[Paul778]

I've never been more embarrassed in my life

Whilst he might not be an amazing upgrade you can't deny a lot of clubs have been interested. Quite a number have been linked and Amrabat has said no to all of them by all accounts. I'm sure many clubs who would have bid have read the situation and not bothered

 

[12OunceEpilogue]

I've never been more embarrassed in my life

I know, we're signing the Moroccan Viera and people are moaning. He wants nobody but United, that alone has sent my muppet boner into overdrive.

 

[DevilRed]

The era of the bald men is truely upon us now.

 

[TsuWave]

I don’t get why fiorentina are entertaining this, been tapped up as far as I can see and now they’re only getting a loan fee, disgraceful and unprofessional by the fcuking idiots in charge of the so called biggest club in the world. Glazers have brought this club onto its knees used to be pioneers in this industry now we have a loan for a left back who let’s face it is dross, and the only reason this is being forced through is the player

You’re mad a player wants to join United and his current team accepted a loan deal with an option to buy?

 

[Real Name]

And we’re reduced to getting excited about the possibility of signing a moderate upgrade on Fred who no other big clubs were in for. State of this club.

Dont get excited then.

 

[Real Name]

I don’t get why fiorentina are entertaining this, been tapped up as far as I can see and now they’re only getting a loan fee, disgraceful and unprofessional by the fcuking idiots in charge of the so called biggest club in the world. Glazers have brought this club onto its knees used to be pioneers in this industry now we have a loan for a left back who let’s face it is dross, and the only reason this is being forced through is the player

What are you on about?

 

[Man-United]

Stop these stupid thread titles. Rival fans laughing at us.

 

[Judas]

Stop these stupid thread titles. Rival fans laughing at us.

This always makes me laugh. Why do you care? How thin is your skin?

 

[Man-United]

This always makes me laugh. Why do you care? How thin is your skin?

Because it's boring.

 

[Withnail]

Stop these stupid thread titles. Rival fans laughing at us.

It's a bit of craic to liven up the day. Feck them.

 

[DickDastardly]

Doing his medical in Pisa cos he knows our crooked cocks are out.

Man knows this club to the core.

 

[Withnail]

Because it's boring.

Which is it? You find it boring or you're upset about some rival fans crappy banter?

 

[OleGunnar20]

I don't know why his on the ball ability keeps skipping over people's minds. I believe that's what has attracted EtH to him over other potential candidates. He can shield the defence if he has to but can also pass it very well when we have it. Even if we had 60m to spare I would say don't get Palhinha and get someone who can shield as well as pass well.

Sure, agreed. Similar to Carrick is how it's working in my mind. Hopefully it works in reality!

Damn I did not appreciate that guy enough while he was holding together our midfield.

 

[Man-United]

Which is it? You find it boring or you're upset about some rival fans crappy banter?

Why can it not be both?

 

[OverratedOpinion]

This argument is about to be ridiculous even by caf standards

 

[M Bison]

Stop these stupid thread titles. Rival fans laughing at us.

jokes on them, it’s tongue in cheek.

 

[Real Name]

Stop these stupid thread titles. Rival fans laughing at us.

Oh no.
Rival fans are laughing at us because of thread titles.

One more thing to be embarrassed about I guess.

 

[Ahmer Baig]

Go with fire, Matt. Beats everything.

 

[flappyjay]

Sure, agreed. Similar to Carrick is how it's working in my mind. Hopefully it works in reality!

Damn I did not appreciate that guy enough while he was holding together our midfield.

Him and Scholes had me growing up thinking it's a prerequisite for a midfielder to be good at passing .

 

[Withnail]

Why can it not be both?

It'd be a very boring place without silly thread title updates, especially during the transfer window.

 

[Man-United]

It'd be a very boring place without silly thread title updates, especially during the transfer window.

Fair enough.

 

[Mickeza]

And we’re reduced to getting excited about the possibility of signing a moderate upgrade on Fred who no other big clubs were in for. State of this club.

I know it is difficult to hear this - but Manchester United don’t exist as an entity to make you excited.

 

[theatreofdreams777]

And we’re reduced to getting excited about the possibility of signing a moderate upgrade on Fred who no other big clubs were in for. State of this club.

It's quite embarrassing. And I'm not sure if he's an upgrade on Fred either.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

I would have loved being on the Caf in the 90s as you hear Muppets melt downs over signing Yorke rather than R9 or Vieri.

 

[scream]

The plane's been pushed back another hour to 13:50

 

[Real Name]

It's quite embarrassing. And I'm not sure if he's an upgrade on Fred either.

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Negative Luckhurst

 

[OverratedOpinion]

I would have loved being on the Caf in the 90s as you hear Muppets melt downs over signing Yorke rather than R9 or Vieri.

I think Batistuta was the original perpetual transfer target everyone pined for.

 

[NLunited]

Whenever we are signing someone, a whole bunch of losers come out of nowhere to shit all over it. Who are they?

 

[ShinjiNinja26]

Negative Luckhurst

This cnuts determined to pour cold water over this.

 

[Real Name]

Negative Luckhurst

Fraud.

 

[Pexbo]

The plane's been pushed back another hour to 13:50

WHAT THE FECK?! THIS CLUB IS RIDICULOUS

 

[Baxquux]

Negative Luckhurst

Wasn't he claiming there weren't going to be any more signings full-stop only a few hours ago? I'm sure they're negotiating re. obligation to buy conditions etc but SL's a clown.