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Will you kill me otherwise?
Possibly, would you object?
Will you kill me otherwise?
As for our competitors in the Premiership;
Arsenal - shocking summer, and are considerable weakened.
Their key signings:
Arteta - 7/10
Benayoun - 5/10
Chamberlain - feck knows
Gervinho - 6/10
Jenkinson - 4/10
Mertesacker - 7/10
Park - feck knows
Santos - feck knows
Chelsea - a bit like United, building from a very strong basis and with a view to replace older players
Key signings:
Lukaku - feck knows
Mata - 9/10
Meireles - 6/10
Romeu - feck knows
City - like a kid in a sweatshop, but to be fair some potential briliant signings
Key signings:
Aguero - 9/10
Clichy - 7/10
Nasri - 8/10
Savic - feck knows
Hargreaves - 0/10 or 6/10
Liverpool - The Harry Redknapp of football clubs. Basically got a whole new squad compared to 1 year ago
Key signings:
Adam - 6/10
Bellamy - 5/10
Coates - feck knows
Doni - 4/10
Downing - 7/10
Enrique - 7/10
Henderson - 5/10
Spurs - Failed to strengthen, but managed to keep Modric - against the odds
Key signings:
Adebayor - 7/10
Ceballos - feck knows
Falque - feck knows
Friedel - 6/10
Parker - 7/10
United - Like Chelsea, but failed to strengthen in midfield through buying
Key signings:
de Gea - 6/10
Jones - 8/10
Young - 8/10
Possibly, would you object?
Some of these are way off.
And as for all the 'feck knows' - you only have to have a cursory knowledge of football to know how highly rated the likes of Oxley-Chamberlain and Lukaku are.
Mertesacker is never a 7/10 player in the PL - he was barely that in the Bundesliga - and Bellamy is significantly better than a 5/10. I think he could emerge as one of the success stories of this window - if he can play like he did for City the season before last he can do some serious damage in that team.
What help is that?
Some of these are way off.
And as for all the 'feck knows' - you only have to have a cursory knowledge of football to know how highly rated the likes of Oxley-Chamberlain and Lukaku are.
Mertesacker is never a 7/10 player in the PL - he was barely that in the Bundesliga - and Bellamy is significantly better than a 5/10. I think he could emerge as one of the success stories of this window - if he can play like he did for City the season before last he can do some serious damage in that team.
Well it's more exciting if you put up a fight.
I can't rate players I've never or hardly seen play, e.g. Chamberlain and Lukaku. How highly or not others rate them is irrelevant.
Well I've long suspected you rate your own opinion bizarrely highly so it's nice to see you confirm that.
I don't fight girls
Eh?
How can anyone judge footballers they haven't seen play?
That's not how your wife tells it.
I've only seen Chamberlain twice, both against United
That's not how your wife tells it.
He should keep his mouth shut!
Eh?
How can anyone judge footballers they haven't seen play?
And yet you feel confident enough about Per Mertesacker's potential in the PL to give him a 7 and David De Gea a 6?
Same.
The first time doesn't count, as I was shitfaced, so don't remember anything apart from Owen scoring the winner (or the equaliser...?).
The second time, was a cameo apperance in a game long lost for Arsenal, can't judge on that either.
From what I've seen, yes.
But by all means, it's hardly stuff of science or something I take very serious myself.
My post was a reaction to you dismissing everyone else's opinion as 'irrelevant'.
In those two cases there's a strong enough body of opinion to know that Arsenal and Chelsea have bought two of the most promising youngsters around. In a debate about the success of club's transfer policies that's surely worth considering as it suggests they've done well to get them at the very least.
So as things stand, you think Per Mertesacker will be a better Premiership player than De Gea?
Over the next year or two, I do.
As long as he plays, of course. Not convinced he will necessarily edge Koscelny or whathisname out of the team.
You rate Mertesacker that highly do you?
Steady on there, we got Young for £15m, you got Downing for £20m. For my money, those values are the wrong way around, Young is worth more than Downing who is never in a million years a £20m player, the absolute highest I'd have expected someone to go for Downing is £13-15m. That's not to say he's not going to do well for Liverpool though because I think he will but you've sure payed a premium to get him.
We didn't. Hope this helps.
We didn't. Hope this helps.
Rather a case of not thinking Koscielny being as bad as many others do.
As usual, you're over-rating City's players and under-rating ours.
I think Phil Jones could well end up the best signing of this summer. Might take another few years for it to sink in just how good he is but he looks like a really special talent.
I also think Ashley Young has been more influential than Aguero and Nasri so far this season.
Koscielny is absolutely dire, if Mertesacker can't replace him then Arsenal really will be in trouble.
Are you completely in denial over the inflated prices you's forked out for all 3 of your major signings in the past 9 months or do you know something that everyone else doesn't?
Whereas of course the Cafe is the place for the correct feesM'n'M takes his transfer fees from some Liverpool fansite called LFCHistory.
Hence the wildly deflated (wrong) figures.
Not in denial at all. We certainly overpaid for Carroll. If you're going to discuss it, use the correct figures. Don't think you got Young for £15m either.
Whereas of course the Cafe is the place for the correct fees
Not in denial at all. We certainly overpaid for Carroll. If you're going to discuss it, use the correct figures. Don't think you got Young for £15m either.
Whereas of course the Cafe is the place for the correct fees
Not in denial at all. We certainly overpaid for Carroll. If you're going to discuss it, use the correct figures. Don't think you got Young for £15m either.
Whereas of course the Cafe is the place for the correct fees