I’m a sucker for good sci fi but this was as dull as ditch water. They killed off probably the best actor on the show, right at the beginning. We got stuck with the most boring murder investigation I’ve ever witnessed, about one character no one gave a shit about and another that was hard to root for. Worst of all we had to watch a solid eight to nine episodes of watching Common absolutely butcher the acting profession as a whole. A performance so wooden you could ram it through a vampires’ heart.
Aside from that, it was predictable as feck. Whole plot could’ve been circumvented by the installation of a couple of windows. “We don’t know what day it will be safe to go outside, we only know it isn’t this day….”, yeah? How? Has anyone checked? Soil sample maybe? Any kind of sensor? Nobody is like “hey have we checked the weather lately?”?
And what’s up with the daft bint who’s agoraphobic, despite the whole place being indoors and claustrophobic as feck? Incidentally, they should use some of her magic tape to cover over her mouth for season 2, because I don’t know if audiences can be expected to sit through another ten episodes of the most schlocky attempt at an American accent in living memory. To be honest I don’t know why they chocked the Silo full of British actors only to have them all with hokum Yankee drolls. Rebecca Ferguson couldn’t decide where she was from, Sweden? London? Arkansas?
The best part was the first couple of episodes, the mysterious cavern and hidden door, only for it to be eclipsed in the plot stakes by an pez dispenser. And what about the tape? The fecking tape. Brilliant plot device? A failure to translate the intricacies of the book to screen? Or the result of a drunken writer taking last minute suggestions from a twelve year old? At least I now know what I need in the event of nuclear fallout. Good tape.
But yeah… I’m still offended by how massively shit at acting Common is. I can’t believe they spent all this money and then hired a guy who presumably had to read all his lines off a cue card. Was he screen tested at all? Who owed who that favour? Because unless they covered up your murder of a stripper, no producer or casting agent would knowing torpedo their credibility to that extent. He’s quite literally the worst “actor” working today. That’s not hyperbole. He’s awful, like comically bad. And he had a pretty big role. This could’ve been so much better with a villain that wasn’t a cardboard cutout with a pulse.
That brings me to Andy Dufresne. He needed way more demonstration of his power and influence over people than was shown. Every one is shit scared of him because of what? He’s a bit nifty with computers? Quite simply could’ve thwarted his entire plot by a quick punch to the chops. What was there to be scared of?
This was a show that started with promise, proceeded to kill off the best characters right at the start and then replace them with bland substitutes and community theatre rejects. A meandering plot that went nowhere. A murder investigation into a pointless character which went nowhere, and basically you had to sit through nine more episodes waiting for someone to do the only meaningful thing of the show and go outside again.
Apple TV have put out some great stuff, and they are leaning heavily into sci-fi, which I love, but this was really, really crap.