Sexist Ole - "It's a man's game" | Lindelof joins the sexist club | Ole jokes about kids going hungry

Uproar :lol:

It was a quip. Slightly silly but feck all to get enraged about. Mourinho's reply wasn't that bad either although he did seem to be taking a joke a bit too seriously.

Memes is fine. You should make some - on a Chelsea forum. But we're hardly going to make memes about our own manager. Don't think it would make for much humour either.
Wow, the irony in talking about humour and a quip but taking a quote referring to a Bono concern for Ole’s children seriously.

Good grief.
 
Wow, the irony in talking about humour and a quip but taking a quote referring to a Bono concern for Ole’s children seriously.

Good grief.
When did I take that comment seriously? I don't believe I directly replied to it.
 
Wow, the irony in talking about humour and a quip but taking a quote referring to a Bono concern for Ole’s children seriously.

Good grief.
Who do you have to blow to get promoted from the Newbs these days? I’m asking for a friend.
 
I hope that Solskjaer goes even further by getting every journalist a box of food next press conference. Maybe bread and cheese.
 
I hope that Solskjaer goes even further by getting every journalist a box of food next press conference. Maybe bread and cheese.

He is already feeding the media too much. Starve them out instead by not giving them stuff to write about.

I think his comment was a bit funny, but he did not need to make one.
 
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You have Rashford out campaigning about feeding children then you have the moron, OGS, coming out with comments like that.

Joke or not, it’s such a stupid thing to say.

Mourinho is just a clown and this have him something to use as deflection.
So far we have had ‘it was taken out of context’ whilst pointing out English (despite 18 years of learning) isn’t his first language and now it’s a Norwegian thing.

Good grief - the attempts to sweep away a moronic statement are laughable.

Unless, he hasn’t learned English in 18 years and Norwegian families starve their children if they’re ‘bad’ then just admit it was a stupid comment. Utterly ridiculous amount of sweeping on here. If this was said by Klopp, you’d all be howling at comments on RAWK. These are just as bad. Hilariously poor attempts to excuse OGS being a clown.

Just when you thought you'd seen the worst CAF has to offer someone else always steps up
 
As a fellow Norwegian he seems to be using metaphores from the Norwegian language that doesn't translate very well, and as such they often end up as these half phrases that causes more confusion than anything. He's very well proficient at English, he should try and keep it simple more often.

Edit: I read it more like if he's son had been play acting like that, then come to him for help/protection against recourse he'd have little sympathy, as he sees Son's actions as despicable and should rightfully be called out.

There's a saying "ingen kjære mor" which basically means the same, if you've been acting a dick, and people are calling you a dick for it, no need to even try and go crying to mama for help.

TL:DR; Ole basically told Son to 'arden the feck up.

Oh stop being so childish :)
 
So far we have had ‘it was taken out of context’ whilst pointing out English (despite 18 years of learning) isn’t his first language and now it’s a Norwegian thing.

Good grief - the attempts to sweep away a moronic statement are laughable.

Unless, he hasn’t learned English in 18 years and Norwegian families starve their children if they’re ‘bad’ then just admit it was a stupid comment. Utterly ridiculous amount of sweeping on here. If this was said by Klopp, you’d all be howling at comments on RAWK. These are just as bad. Hilariously poor attempts to excuse OGS being a clown.

This may very well be the worst post I've ever seen on the Caf. Absolutely amazing. It soars above Manchester United fans who manage to write "I like Leeds"

Mods, can you please bestow a 'Peak Cognitive Dissonance' award to this esteemed user?
 
This may very well be the worst post I've ever seen on the Caf. Absolutely amazing. It soars above Manchester United fans who manage to write "I like Leeds"

Mods, can you please bestow a 'Peak Cognitive Dissonance' award to this esteemed user?
Or ‘Peak Pedant?’
 
You didn't really think this through did you? What about those that don't associate themselves as persons? Disgusting that we have to read posts like this one in 2019.
If somebody isnt a "person" then what is he/she/it? This thread is becoming surreal.
 
It was dumb thing to say, can we just leave it that and search for broader social context or the meaning of life?
 
He has now started to instruct his players to throw shade at other managers. First Shaw, now Pogba. This is on top of the sexism, racism and not feeding kids. When will this madness end?
 
Ole was basically saying he'd send his kid to bed with no supper.... perfectly harmless. He didn't really voice the analogy correctly (has Marcus tackled him about it yet....) but what he meant was obvious.
 
More distasteful comments from Ole today:

We've spoken about whether Greenwood's going to be wide right, or be a No.9, because you've got to stick your head in there. He's a pretty boy and I'm not sure if he's going to do that. Keep doing what he does, he's got a very bright future, I'm sure of that."

In his messed up head if you are a pretty boy you can't play CF.
 
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In his messed up head if you are a pretty boy you can't play CF.
He is right. i cannot think of any attractive traditional CF's

Iain Dowie is the CF club poster boy
 
What about this pretty boy on the left? He's even doing a sexual lip bite

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I think he meant to say Greenwood is too scared to challenge for headers/aerial dwells not that he’s handsome.
 
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In his messed up head if you are a pretty boy you can't play CF.

Martial can’t do it. Greenwood can’t do it. Is it a pretty boy thing? Imagine if they had Mohawks too.

He really does need some ghost writers. It done wonders for Drizzy Drake.
 
What about this pretty boy on the left? He's even doing a sexual lip bite

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I guess there's a difference between "pretty boy" and "handsome man". "Pretty boys" tend to be skinny and kind of androgynous. Cavani looks like a statue from Ancient Greece :lol: If you headbutt him you're not just gonna get a concussion, but you'll probably slice off a part of your face!
 
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In his messed up head if you are a pretty boy you can't play CF.

No, no... when you do that with footballers, like he said about Cavani, and when you do things like that about a man like Mason Greenwood.
I've kept really quiet, but I'll tell you something, he went down in my estimation when he said that.
 
No, no... when you do that with footballers, like he said about Cavani, and when you do things like that about a man like Mason Greenwood.
I've kept really quiet, but I'll tell you something, he went down in my estimation when he said that.
 
it’s just another name for calling him a pansy. Cavani looks rough and rugged — ready for the boot to the face.
 
I personally think Ole just said that to elicit a response from Mason.

He's saying Mason doesn't want to stick his head into / get into gnarly situations.

I do think Ole's words aren't, in general, acceptable in this new world. But I suspect most actual footie fans going to protest in-person are also from the old world
 


"Never nice to see good men lose their jobs"

More sexism. What about good women? It's fine if they lose their jobs?
 
Horrendous stuff by Ole. If that’s not enough to get him the sack than I don’t know what will…
 


Feelings FC :)

Don’t boycott Utd - it’ll hurt the Glazers’ feelings

Don’t boo crap performances - it’ll hurt the players’ feelings

Don’t fire Ole - it’ll hurt his feelings

Don’t drop underperforming players - it’ll hurt their feelings

A warm, cosy, easy going environment - run by wealthy Americans… bit like Disneyland!
 


"Never nice to see good men lose their jobs"

More sexism. What about good women? It's fine if they lose their jobs?

A woman's place is in kitchen. Else the kids go hungry anyways. So how will Ole punish the kid?