SECOND NPOWER TEST, TRENT BRIDGE, ENGLAND vs INDIA
- Thread starter B Cantona
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I used to know a South African once
He was 6 foot 4, a genuine big bastard but can't handle his drink
Basically, he was gay
He was 6 foot 4, a genuine big bastard but can't handle his drink
Basically, he was gay
Collingwood was out there. feck off
What an utter cnut. . . not surprising really.
Not out
India are cheats
India are cheats
Ay, fair
Really haven't met this time, but what about Sid James? Seemed like an amiable fella
They've clearly got the weather god on their side.
Surely, that's not fair.
Surely, that's not fair.
Ay, fair
Really haven't met this time, but what about Sid James? Seemed like an amiable fella
I think he was a bit of a cnut, really. That said, my judgment could be clouded because he's a South African.
We effectively won the first test, everyone knows that
So even if India do cheat their way to victory here, that's only 1-1
And we're still better than them
So even if India do cheat their way to victory here, that's only 1-1
And we're still better than them
Spastic.
Sri Lanka are better, too.
cnuting umpires. Collingwood was gone there.
fecking umpires have been bribed. They're trying their best to save this game for England.
Says it all, bringing other teams for windup when England can't work...
We're miles better than you at test cricket, everyone knows that
One result won't change that....and you haven't even won that
You're crap at the only thing you care about..
One result won't change that....and you haven't even won that
You're crap at the only thing you care about..
Can't work? Cracking 2nd innings from England is this, bar Bell (as per usual in such circumstances) shows a lot of guts and character.
feck, wicket
Prior out. I thought he was in the team because of his batting. Seems pretty shit.
Spoony, Francois Pienaar was a decent South African
And people backing Kumble got it all wrong. He was shit today, half his balls were either on the leg or over pitched.
SA rugby captain? Nah, I still stand by my statement. If that's the best they can do, then it goes to show they're all cnuts.
Yeah, we're totally relying on Zaheer here although I have consistently backed RP against Sreesanth who has little besides a loud mouth.
Nice timing.
Essential now England retain all their wickets until close of play, and if they can survive the first session, there is mild hope. Losing Prior was a near fatal blow alas
I agree. sreesanth is a such a cnut, I swear he embarasses me almost every over. Show some class for fecks sake. I really hope he is dropped for the last test.
Why is Bell so crap at second innings?
Is it so difficult to find a middle order batsman that can play 2 good innings for England?
Is it so difficult to find a middle order batsman that can play 2 good innings for England?
Collingwood out.
Khan gets his 5 for.
Khan gets his 5 for.
I'd let Zaheer feck me.
Kumble joins the party. Tremlett gone.
You'd let Sreesanth feck you as well. Kumble gets a wicket
England to bowl India out for 30...
I wouldn't step in to a room if Sreesanth was there. If he got a hair cut I might let him get fecked by my dog.
Should finish today...
England
Kumble gets Monty.
One more to go.
should be over by today
Unlikely to finish today... wel, maybe if they take the extra half an hour. An innings defeat would've been lovely though. A pity Dravid has no clue in using his bowlers.
hahah the great English cricket collapse.. You gotta laugh right!?
On a serious note they should extend the days play just to get it over and done with, and save all the hassle for tomorrow.
On a serious note they should extend the days play just to get it over and done with, and save all the hassle for tomorrow.
I agree. Firstly, I agree with Spoony that too much handbags is just not cricket, but when shit players particularly bowlers start to dish it out, it fecks me right off.