Sander Berge (Genk) - arriving for medical? - NO

If there's one thing this club and the journalists that cover it consistently provides, it's laughs. Got to hand it to them.
 
So...how about Sander Berg then? I've heard he's quite the talent.
 
Just so everyone remembers, this is not the club's feck up, it's the MEN that are incompetent.
 
Really amazed we haven't been trying to sign him with the Norwegian connection. Does Ole not rate him?
 
We’re still working to figure out the identity of the player in the back of the van, but there are suggestions it is a reserve goalkeeper. :) :) :)
 
This is Manchester United

We're so rubbish at making transfers, players coming in start looking like other players.

Ronaldo is going to arrive next but its probably going to be Nani... And then Angel Gomes somehow who's already got one foot out the door :lol:
 
Why's a 15 year old keeper being driven in? What's wrong with his BMX
 
That is a new low for that pack of journos. And even though it was a misunderstanding already cleared up, it will add more fuel to the already blazing fire of frustration felt by United fans across social media.

Tossers
 
Why's a 15 year old keeper being driven in? What's wrong with his BMX
Considering our record with transfers, I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out he didn't have legs.
 
Well, I certainly wish it was true. Berge is like Matic + pace + a dribble.
 
At least the keeper wasn't a Sancho lookalike...that would've been a real kick in the nuts
 
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Doesn't even look like him ffs.
So we’re signing Rachel Maddow instead then?
 
Says all you need to know about Luckhurst and Robson. Reported it without even verifying shit. Took all of 10 mins to unravel.
 
Really hope we pull it off, seeing this had me thinking you’d swooped in last minute
 
To be fair it does look a little like him - They must have shit themselves thinking they'd finally got a real life scoop before anybody else.

Just shows how little info they ACTUALLY know, it's all guess work.