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mehro said:
geez wibble, that's out of turn. you have to have to be assigned the task. and as was mentioned in the rules of this thread you now risk being called a spastic. now under normal circumstances i wouldn't do this but just for this once - you spastic :D.
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I was asked.

Plechazunga said:
Any preferences for tomorrow's guest/spastic?

I nominate Wibble no matter what anyone else says.
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Wibble said:
1) Scatter cushions for hanging around to annoy and irritate men everywhere. If you need them then you should just get a better sofa. Or stop sitting on the floor you smelly dirty hippy. Coordinating or contrasting colour? feck right off.

2) Robbie "Fecking" Williams. More annoying and unnecesary than piles. And a lot harder to get rid off. Worse than scatter cushions if that is possible.

3) Modern R&B. It isn't as well as being irritatingly crap. Stop it. Now.

4) Chelsea FC for obvious reasons. Although it may not exist already.

5) James Blunt in general and "3 Wise Men" in paticular. Better than scatter cushions and RFW but still a total waste of radio waves, CDs and DNA.
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What say you, O' wise Plech?
 
Hmm...Wibble's taken a major risk here...rival forums have been started for less. However, his choices are excellent, I can't be arsed to think of anyone else, so...

Wibble said:
1) Scatter cushions for hanging around to annoy and irritate men everywhere. If you need them then you should just get a better sofa. Or stop sitting on the floor you smelly dirty hippy. Coordinating or contrasting colour? feck right off.
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Yes...they get stuck under your arse in annoying ways, and are shite for hitting people with. On the positive side, cats like sitting on them, but that means feck all in the scheme of things.

Verdict: Spastic

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die, cushions of shame

Wibble said:
2) Robbie "Fecking" Williams. More annoying and unnecesary than piles. And a lot harder to get rid off. Worse than scatter cushions if that is possible.
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Williams has a modicum of talent, but not enough. Not nearly enough. And yet he's slept with more beautiful women than me. Also, they play him everywhere in the Czech Republic, a nation of spastics.

Verdict: Spastic

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spastic

Wibble said:
3) Modern R&B. It isn't as well as being irritatingly crap. Stop it. Now.
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What do you mean, "there was food everywhere, just like the party was catered", you cnut?

If there's food everywhere, then either the party is, in fact, catered, or skanky cnuts are bringing their dinner in, which is nothing to be proud of.

Verdict: Spastic

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Spastic


Wibble said:
4) Chelsea FC for obvious reasons. Although it may not exist already.
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If they exist, they're self-evidently spastic; if they don't exist, there's no excuse for them winning the league every year and ruining football, like spastics.

Verdict: Spastic

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you might have to give me a while to get rid of these all-powerful Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime

Wibble said:
5) James Blunt in general and "3 Wise Men" in paticular. Better than scatter cushions and RFW but still a total waste of radio waves, CDs and DNA.
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Don't know who 3 Wise Men are, but if they're hanging round with Blnut, that doesn't sound very wise to me.

Verdict: Spastic

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blnut.......................................................................................................unwise men
 
golden_blunder said:
where you from keano? Antwerp?
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me, Feck no...I just wrote that because thats where Poirots from...isn't he? I dont know much about him only that he wouldn't like you buring down his country...once puts his heavy hand down on you you'll wake up with a clever little moustach painted on your face:)
 
Plechazunga said:
Cheers mehro...another classic idea from me, Plechazunga
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I'm darned sure I did this a couple of years back. :p
 
Plechazunga said:
Hmm...Wibble's taken a major risk here...rival forums have been started for less. However, his choices are excellent, I can't be arsed to think of anyone else, so...



Yes...they get stuck under your arse in annoying ways, and are shite for hitting people with. On the positive side, cats like sitting on them, but that means feck all in the scheme of things.

Verdict: Spastic

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die, cushions of shame



Williams has a modicum of talent, but not enough. Not nearly enough. And yet he's slept with more beautiful women than me. Also, they play him everywhere in the Czech Republic, a nation of spastics.

Verdict: Spastic

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spastic



What do you mean, "there was food everywhere, just like the party was catered", you cnut?

If there's food everywhere, then either the party is, in fact, catered, or skanky cnuts are bringing their dinner in, which is nothing to be proud of.

Verdict: Spastic

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Spastic

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Spastic

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Spastic




If they exist, they're self-evidently spastic; if they don't exist, there's no excuse for them winning the league every year and ruining football, like spastics.

Verdict: Spastic

joe-cole1.jpg

you might have to give me a while to get rid of these all-powerful Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime



Don't know who 3 Wise Men are, but if they're hanging round with Blnut, that doesn't sound very wise to me.

Verdict: Spastic

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blnut.......................................................................................................unwise men
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Excellent! :lol: :lol:
 
Plechazunga said:
Oh yeah

Okay...Smashed then

Whoever...i don't give a feck...bring 'em on, I'll take all of you

Spastics
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first you say mehro, then you say smashed, and we are the spastics?
buy a dictionary you SPASTIC!!!
 
Plechazunga said:
Oh yeah

Okay...Smashed then

Whoever...i don't give a feck...bring 'em on, I'll take all of you

Spastics
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Hey I'm not playing second fiddle to no one. Also I got ridiculously drunk watching the game last night and I fear any over exertion of my brain could lead to death. Possibly with messy results, which would not please the landlord.
 
1. Wales. What is it for? I visited it once for a school project. Part of an essay we were preparing on the evolution of man, we needed somewhere to study those lesser evolved beings in there natural enviornment. Anyway thats whole different story. Wales. Its just wet and full of Welsh. Craig bellamy is Welsh, hes possibly the most welsh looking person on the planet and therefore has the most punchable face. Wales is like that embarassing family relative who lives next door that no one likes to talk about. Get rid plech. Giggs is safely in Manchester and we all know Wales shouldn't be. And if none of the above convinced you plech, you should know noodle is welsh...

2. Ignorant people who don't know how to walk properly. I was walking to work today and there we're 3 old women walking towards me. Beside me was a main road and yet these old women insisted they walk side by side, thus taking up the whole pavement. There followed a 5 minute, toe to toe stand off before i eventually gave up and pushed the women over. People like this don't deserve to be either. Its always the ones that walk at the pace of a snail who somehow manage to take up the whole pavement.

3. Drogba. You eliminated Chelski which i guess kind of takes care of this but Drogba is so mongish he deserves to be eliminated twice. A seperate elimination just for the giant fairy.

4. Reality tv shows. I made a brilliant comic strip today set 2 years in the future. Basically a world where everyone greets each other 'hi I'm Plech, I've been on pigen rape academy, 3 men, 1 room, a bottle of viagra and a lonely swede and am currently in the line up for towel fights 4. what about you...?' They're everywhere, they're gay and they're destroying the level of conversation at my work place.

5. gay microsoft errors. 'warning error 70541 occured, sort it or face dire consequences' what the feck is error 70541 you microsoft geeks? why not just say 'warning, your computer is fecked due to you being a technotard. to sort it slam your fists violently on the keyboard and threaten to throw your pc out the window. Any further problems switch off at wall, put kettle on, wait until wife turns computer on before claiming ignorance, then surprise.'


Well that was surprisingly easy. I feel I've purified myself in some way.
 
Plechazunga said:
Feck...I thought for a minute there I'd destroyed half our youth team

Then I realised they were safe in the Republic of Antwerp

All except Dong, who was also in Antwerp, but unfortunately happened to be posting in the Transfer Forum

RIP Dong. Respect Each Other
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:lol: :lol:

Funny fecker.

This thread wont last mind, you're doomed once we find out United have come in second place to what appears to be a large vacuum.
 
5. gay microsoft errors. 'warning error 70541 occured, sort it or face dire consequences' what the feck is error 70541 you microsoft geeks? why not just say 'warning, your computer is fecked due to you being a technotard. to sort it slam your fists violently on the keyboard and threaten to throw your pc out the window. Any further problems switch off at wall, put kettle on, wait until wife turns computer on before claiming ignorance, then surprise.'
you punch in the code in google and it'll tell you what the error is due to
 
zing said:
5. gay microsoft errors. 'warning error 70541 occured, sort it or face dire consequences' what the feck is error 70541 you microsoft geeks? why not just say 'warning, your computer is fecked due to you being a technotard. to sort it slam your fists violently on the keyboard and threaten to throw your pc out the window. Any further problems switch off at wall, put kettle on, wait until wife turns computer on before claiming ignorance, then surprise.'
you punch in the code in google and it'll tell you what the error is due to
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Thanks, but could you tell me after Plech has made his decisions? I feel you've rather damaged the conviction of my argument there.
 
SmashedHombre said:
Its just wet and full of Welsh. Craig bellamy is Welsh, hes possibly the most welsh looking person on the planet and therefore has the most punchable face. And if none of the above convinced you plech, you should know noodle is welsh...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

SmashedHombre said:
3. Drogba. You eliminated Chelski which i guess kind of takes care of this but Drogba is so mongish he deserves to be eliminated twice. A seperate elimination just for the giant fairy.
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If anyone ever deserved a double anhiliation it's Drogba!!!:D

SmashedHombre said:
5. gay microsoft errors. 'warning error 70541 occured, sort it or face dire consequences' what the feck is error 70541 you microsoft geeks? why not just say 'warning, your computer is fecked due to you being a technotard. to sort it slam your fists violently on the keyboard and threaten to throw your pc out the window. Any further problems switch off at wall, put kettle on, wait until wife turns computer on before claiming ignorance, then surprise.'
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:lol: :lol: :lol: The best way to deal with computer errors!!! :D
 
SmashedHombre said:
5. gay microsoft errors. 'warning error 70541 occured, sort it or face dire consequences' what the feck is error 70541 you microsoft geeks? why not just say 'warning, your computer is fecked due to you being a technotard. to sort it slam your fists violently on the keyboard and threaten to throw your pc out the window.
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This is how I used to imagine Kofi during the 'Tristan' debacle, but now it is how I picture smashed:

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Rossi19 said:
This is how I used to imagine Kofi during the 'Tristan' debacle, but now it is how I picture smashed:

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In which case i would like a change of tagline....
 
Hmm...yeah OK

Smashed said:
1. Wales. What is it for? I visited it once for a school project. Part of an essay we were preparing on the evolution of man, we needed somewhere to study those lesser evolved beings in there natural enviornment. Anyway thats whole different story. Wales. Its just wet and full of Welsh. Craig bellamy is Welsh, hes possibly the most welsh looking person on the planet and therefore has the most punchable face. Wales is like that embarassing family relative who lives next door that no one likes to talk about. Get rid plech. Giggs is safely in Manchester and we all know Wales shouldn't be. And we all know Wales shouldn't be. And if none of the above convinced you plech, you should know noodle is welsh...
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Pros: good at singing, good at fighting, good at leeks, birds are absolute slags, love football and rugby but always get hammered at them by us, well nice countryside, Zeta Jones' face, Church's tits, Giggsy, amusing language, unusual frogs.

Cons: Spastic

Vedict: Spastic

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Plechazunga said:
Hmm...yeah OK



Pros: good at singing, good at fighting, good at leeks, birds are absolute slags, love football and rugby but always get hammered at them by us, well nice countryside, Zeta Jones' face, Church's tits, Giggsy, amusing language, unusual frogs.

Cons: Spastic

Vedict: Spastic

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Wales
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