Romelu Lukaku | Chelsea

With Conte had different diet, it’s strange that he didn’t understand nothing from the experience with Conte regarding the diet and not only.
Yes he’s the sort to point the finger at Chelsea and say, “you’re diet plan is shit! I’m 20 pounds overweight AGAIN in a World Cup year. Last time that happened I left!”
 
Has he bulked up massively again since he came back to England? Maybe he just like Fish and Chips and Lager too much.

He always puts on weight when hes not happy. Same at United. Ridiculous that a professional footballer getting paid hundreds of thousands a week doesn't even keep themselves in decent shape for their job. One of the reason I really disliked him at United.

With Conte had different diet, it’s strange that he didn’t understand nothing from the experience with Conte regarding the diet and not only.

Of course he understands weight and diet. Hes a professional footballer that has always fluctuated wildly with his weight. He does this because he doesn't care enough not to. If he wanted to he could be on the best diet possible to be in the best condition possible. The only reason he isn't is because he doesn't want to be.
 
It does, but what I’m trying to say is that Lukaku isn’t a complete and total waste of a squad place even in poor form. He will always get you goals against shite teams which can be a valuable asset. It’s not one of those situations where a striker will go 20 matches without scoring a goal and is actively hurting the team.

In theory, yes.

In practice, however, he'll never be satisfied with playing/starting only (or even mostly) against shite teams.
 
Inter players don’t want to leave, Inter are trying to convince Bastioni to accept Tottenham

Bastioni to Tottenham is the key, with that money, 60 mln, they can offer something to Chelsea for the loan + signing Dybala for free and Bremer from Torino for 25/30 million



I mean we could give them 60m for Bastoni, which they can return to us instantly for Lukaku. Deal done.

Seriously though, it sounds like this is a non-starter because Inter simply can't afford him. Seems like both Inter and Lukalu are just hoping for Chelsea to give in and allow him leave for a modest loan fee to prevent the situation from becoming truly toxic.
 
I mean we could give them 60m for Bastoni, which they can return to us instantly for Lukaku. Deal done.

Seriously though, it sounds like this is a non-starter because Inter simply can't afford him. Seems like both Inter and Lukalu are just hoping for Chelsea to give in and allow him leave for a modest loan fee to prevent the situation from becoming truly toxic.

I wouldn't let the fecker go for at least £75/80m.
 
I wouldn't let the fecker go for at least £75/80m.

This is the thing. I think Chelsea accept that they'll take a huge loss on Lukaku, which is obvious considering we grossly overpaid for him to begin with. Bayern appear to be the only hope of us getting a respectable fee back and that's no more than a silly pipedream at thi point. It seems like Lukaku's choices are Inter or Chelsea but Inter can't afford him, so ...
 
This is the thing. I think Chelsea accept that they'll take a huge loss on Lukaku, which is obvious considering we grossly overpaid for him to begin with. Bayern appear to be the only hope of us getting a respectable fee back and that's no more than a silly pipedream at thi point. It seems like Lukaku's choices are Inter or Chelsea but Inter can't afford him, so ...

Bayern aren't going to go all out for him. They're already going for Mane. He's still got 4 years left and is contracted to Chelsea until he is 33. That's a long time to be miserable. I have zero sympathy for him whatsoever.
 
I think I am right in saying he has generated somewhere in the region of 300mil in transfer fees????
Imagine how much it would have been if he had technique.
 
I mean we could give them 60m for Bastoni, which they can return to us instantly for Lukaku. Deal done.

Seriously though, it sounds like this is a non-starter because Inter simply can't afford him. Seems like both Inter and Lukalu are just hoping for Chelsea to give in and allow him leave for a modest loan fee to prevent the situation from becoming truly toxic.

Yeah, the plan is to force the exit, breaking with Chelsea.

The situation has to become unsustainable, a toxic environment which favourite his exit

Lukaku said to Inter he is going to deal with Chelsea and he is going to come for free

It’s all a Lukaku idea, Inter are not interested to spend money on Lukaku they sold him and already have Lautaro e Dybala (maybe)

Inter says if your are coming for free it’s ok, but we don’t put money in this deal

It’s Lukaku that absolutely wants to come back, it’s not an Inter idea, this is evident just looking the interview released on December where he said “I come back now, not when I’m old, because i miss my friends barella e lautaro”
 
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Tricky situation for Haram, he probably burned his bridge and got banned on Inter forum, Lukaku aint helping him one bit.
 
Bayern aren't going to go all out for him. They're already going for Mane. He's still got 4 years left and is contracted to Chelsea until he is 33. That's a long time to be miserable. I have zero sympathy for him whatsoever.

Where's Atletico Madrid when we need them? They've paid big money for Costa and Morata in the past to save us from being lumbered with unhappy strikers who want out.
 
That would be a terrible idea. Nunez is more or less a young Lukaku in terms of playstyle.
Actually even we get rid of lukaku one way or other our board won't pay much for striker in this window. We should take the chance of havertz,Werner and broja to make the strikers unit.

Probably we bring in dembele as a wide forward maximum at this point. We will spend mostly on defence and wingbacks in my opinion. Add Gallagher,Gilmour,colwill and ampadu that's all the players make this season s squad.
 
Where's Atletico Madrid when we need them? They've paid big money for Costa and Morata in the past to save us from being lumbered with unhappy strikers who want out.
And lukaku will fit perfectly for simeone s style as well. With Suarez ageing they need striker of callibre of lukaku most.:).
 
He’s on massive wages and it’s pretty clear to everyone now that he’s a level below the elite strikers. He might as well do a Winston Bogarde.
 
Chelsea can't allow him to go on loan after what they paid for him last year. If he wants to leave he needs to find a club to buy him.
 
Roberto Martinez still regularly calls up Benteke and Batshuayi for Belgium. Even if Luka stays on the bench all season he will still go to the world cup and possibly start.
 
Tricky situation for Haram, he probably burned his bridge and got banned on Inter forum, Lukaku aint helping him one bit.
Personally I think he should apologise to everyone he derided on the caf just because we didn't buy into his unbreakable and yet blindingly misleading belief in thinking Lukaku was some sort of footballing god.
 
Actually even we get rid of lukaku one way or other our board won't pay much for striker in this window. We should take the chance of havertz,Werner and broja to make the strikers unit.

Probably we bring in dembele as a wide forward maximum at this point. We will spend mostly on defence and wingbacks in my opinion. Add Gallagher,Gilmour,colwill and ampadu that's all the players make this season s squad.

I don't even mean from a team-building or resource standpoint - the dude literally plays exactly like Lukaku except he prefers the left channel instead of the right. If we are idiotic enough to buy a second high-priced striker who doesn't fit into Tuchel's system then all I can say is fecking hell.
 
I don't even mean from a team-building or resource standpoint - the dude literally plays exactly like Lukaku except he prefers the left channel instead of the right. If we are idiotic enough to buy a second high-priced striker who doesn't fit into Tuchel's system then all I can say is fecking hell.
Hope you are right then. I hope we rather give try of Werner,havertz and broja striker partnership a go. Mean time give strength to other areas of pitch this window.

Obviously two defenders and wingback must and one wide forward to give variety in our attack. And we are linked with players like Kounde, gvardiol,dembele,dest all strengthen those positions we desperately needed.
 



Ben Jacobs also reports Chelsea are apparently open to salary sharing which seems odd given we were told Lukaku was happy to take a 50% paycut to feck off back to Italy.
 
Question for Chelsea fans re Lukaku.
Why do you only ever sing one song?
 
Greed took him to Chelsea,
Greed has made him lazy
Greed turned the Inter Fans against him.
 
Greed took him to Chelsea,
Greed has made him lazy
Greed turned the Inter Fans against him.
The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
 
Should also dig up posts from some of our fans whining when Chelsea signed him.

Best part was few saying he will make them PL favorites or contenders to win PL title. Such a simple reasoning, he scores against midtable and lower table clubs, Chelsea have good record against big clubs, so all they need is someone to beat these small clubs.
 
It's an amazingly bad deal for chelsea. He's flopped at united and chelsea now, his limitations made plain to everyone. He's 29 and basically the finalised product at this stage of his career. His re-sale value to wage ratio is awful.

Think they are going to have to bite the bullet on this one. The only ones who would want him shop in a price tier several levels below what Chelsea paid.
 
He is trying the same routine that got him out of Utd again now with Chelsea……difference is this time that his starting cost (transfer) is higher, salary much higher and now he is older.

His only hope is Inter as Chelsea would of only paid a small instalment of his transfer fee so far so there is potentially something in managing part of the loss in that process - as for wages then he will have to take a large cut. If Inter don’t want then he really is limited…..
 
So in the end, he scored 15 goals in 44 appearances, 8 of them in the league (from 26 appearances), 1 of which was a penalty.

Let's see how the experts fared in their predictions from august:

So, how many goals will he get in all comps? Predictions please!
0.
Season ending injury in his first PL game.
This is on me here, but I still don't get it with him. I just don't rate him that highly at all. I know someone can bring up his stats and the fact that he's scored 5 million goals, but he doesn't do it for me.

Just one of those players I guess.

Think he'll get 15-20 goals
Surely 25+
35 this season, 27 the season after then 18. You will then sell him to Spurs.
25+ goals in all competitions. I am however interested to see how many are decisive or winners, or in 'big' games.

Think this will be great for Werner though.
Chelsea were desperate for a striker and Lukaku is a great buy for them. He will get 25 goals this season and he rounds of a well drilled team, he should propel them to title challengers.
Prediction: 25-30 goals in all comps, some outstanding performances and some godawful ones (mostly in the biggest games) . Will be a good signing in a lot of ways.

No one's opinion of him will change no matter what he does on here :lol:
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They should have signed a target man to play alongside Werner. Tuchel is making the same mistake Mourinho did if he thinks Lukaku can hold up the ball.

That being said, he'll score 25+ goals in all comps and the fee won't look so bad (until someone signs a superior player, seven years his junior, for €50m less next summer - hopefully that someone is United).
I genuinely do not think he’s gotten better, just the standard of opposition he was facing was lower. I think he’s going to look like the same Lukaku we sold.

He will score about 20-25 goals for the season. He likely will not score or be useful in most, if not all of the big games. In the grand scheme of things the goals he scores aren’t going to really affect their league position or how their season goes.

I’ll revisit this post at the end of the season to see how accurate it is.

My bet is that Chelsea try to sell him and move on to another striker in around two seasons.
Average player. Will get 15 in the league and 20/25 overall which again is nowhere near enough to justify carrying his shocking build up play. Pretty much solidifies Chelsea out of the title race too as there’s no way he scores against the top 6!
27.
18 in the PL.

I'm stunned at this transfer fee . Huge fee in a Covid world and for Lukaku.
Just madness.
Will he take penalties? I'd say between 25-30 without penalties
His Premier League-record is 17, 15, 10, 18, 25, 16 and 12. His United-record wasn’t very impressive and little suggests he’ll break 20 league goals for Chelsea either. What happens in Italy is pretty uninteresting stuff, it’s a shit league. I would put him at 17-19 goals, but nowhere near what Kane is capable of playing 35+ games.

Paying 100M for a 28 year old and very heavy Lukaku is nothing short of insane. United-fans were mostly thrilled when he was shipped away for a big pile of cash, we all remember how he messed up attacks and made it difficult for other players to thrive. Have goals against Finland and Torino really clouded Abramovich’s judgment this bad? Feck me.
I think he'll get 27 to 32 goals.
Lukaku has to be the crappest "top" player in history.

It's amazing that someone who can't do some of the basics has made it so high.
However, we all know he'll storm 20 league goals against the fodder, and look absolutely clueless in the big games.

@BusbyMalone and @cyberman did well. @Cloud7 did not revisit his take at the end of the season.
 
He scored 15 goals, 7 of them have been against Chesterfield, Luton, Middlesbrough, Zenit, Al-Hilal and Palmeiras.
 
Wait, there's no way i meant 25/30 *without* penalties. I definitely meant to write *with* penalties :D

So he scored a goal every 183 minutes with only 1 penalty. If he played the same minutes as last season with inter, at that average he would have finished with ~19 goals, but with a low number of penalties. With a more normal number, he would have cracked 25, like i predicted

I wasn't wrong! :drool:

:nervous:

swallow this bs please XD
 
So in the end, he scored 15 goals in 44 appearances, 8 of them in the league (from 26 appearances), 1 of which was a penalty.

Let's see how the experts fared in their predictions from august:






















@BusbyMalone and @cyberman did well. @Cloud7 did not revisit his take at the end of the season.

Hey, mine wasn't too bad!
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Fail in the big games, crappest "top" player ever, can't do the basics.
All spot on
 
I knew he was shite and hes managed to go even lower than my expectations. People said he was world class :lol:
 
Hey, mine wasn't too bad!
:drool:
Fail in the big games, crappest "top" player ever, can't do the basics.
All spot on
You said he'd "storm 20 league goals".

You clearly overrated him.