Romelu Lukaku | Chelsea

What a bizarre situation for Lukaku at Chelsea. This transfer wasn't well thought and likely forced on Tuchel. Lukaku hasn't done himself any favors
 
Another clinic in heading the ball today. The guy has become a meme.
 
Maguire and Ole getting roasted by media and fans everyday while Lukaku and Tuchel are looking like the bigger mistake but no media criticism. Strange!
 
Maguire and Ole getting roasted by media and fans everyday while Lukaku and Tuchel are looking like the bigger mistake but no media criticism. Strange!
Strange comparison. Tuchel tried to not start Lukaku. Tuchel didn't make Lukaku his captain, which is a longer term headache, did he?This signing is more about the people above Tuchel.
 
Maguire and Ole getting roasted by media and fans everyday while Lukaku and Tuchel are looking like the bigger mistake but no media criticism. Strange!
Because Tuchel has held his hands up and admitted his error, Ole doubled down and made Maguire captain.
 
Maguire and Ole getting roasted by media and fans everyday while Lukaku and Tuchel are looking like the bigger mistake but no media criticism. Strange!
Very strange comparison.
 
Scapegoat watch!

£98m striker who consistently misses clear cut chances and adds nothing else to his team’s overall play. It’s not exactly scapegoating. He’s quite simply been a catastrophic signing. One of the worst ever for the outlay.
 
Those money could have been spent better on educating kids in poor countries. At least a few of them will go on to become a great human being, an inventor, etc. With Lukaku its like you spent those money to buy farts. Absolutely nothing beneficial.
 
Those money could have been spent better on educating kids in poor countries. At least a few of them will go on to become a great human being, an inventor, etc. With Lukaku its like you spent those money to buy farts. Absolutely nothing beneficial.

Literally every penny spent on football players ever would be better spent on educating kids in poor countries mate :lol:
 
I personally don't rate managers that go after Lukaku - it's basically signing off Champions League before your season starts.
 
Love the contrast between Lukaku's headed chances and Benzema's first two goals. Benzema had by far the hardest chances and put them both away, while Lukaku missed the chance to give Chelsea a much better shot in two weeks.
 
How are people still sticking up for this guy? Literally what are his qualities when he doesn't have lots of space, which is what any CF wants?
 
I knew he was limited but thought he would bang some goals and pump his stats against Norwich and the likes, he is absolutely useless. It has to be the worst transfer in PL history.
And these reports that he called Inter himself about a possible return are pure comedy.
 
That was a hair diff.

Unfortunately his wet, shiny, bald head had no friction and allowed the ball to skid off it like a mario Kart on a banana skin.

If he had a nice flowing mane or a Fellaini style afro that would have been 3-2.
 
That was a hair diff.

Unfortunately his wet, shiny, bald head had no friction and allowed the ball to skid off it like a mario Kart on a banana skin.

If he had a nice flowing mane or a Fellaini style afro that would have been 3-2.

No amount of hair could’ve remedied the effort just before that. Comedy stuff.
 
The perfect example against modern stat obsessed football discussions u - just watch him play. I genuinely believe my 8 year old has a better first touch

To use a classic caf quote 'even if he scores a 100 goals it'd still be the wrong decision'
 
No amount of hair could’ve remedied the effort just before that. Comedy stuff.
It's just nice to see another club making a hugely expensive mistake for once isn't it?

Everybody blamed us for making Lukaku bad. I guess it was just Italian teams couldn't handle his size.
 
98m on kaku
72m on kepa.

Christ on a fecking bike they know to waste money don't they!
 
98m on kaku
72m on kepa.

Christ on a fecking bike they know to waste money don't they!
£60m on Pulisic
£45m on Werner
£72m on Havertz

Before I’m quoted by rabid Chelsea fans, Havertz has been ok as of late, but you all were expecting more for £72m.