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One of these days we will get Sancho and then the people who run Muppets will claim huge credibility points. Throw enough shit and hope something sticks.

Else if we don't get Sancho, they will blame that all ITK are frauds and close the subreddit ( maybe they won't this time as they have invested money into it). Or claim Woodward reneged on deal or make some other story and all the idiots on their site will believe that.
 
According to this, it will take us atleast 5 days from writing a bid to sending over to Dortmund. Which will supposedly get rejected anyways. Sigh..
 
Castia said:
Had all summer to get this done and with just days before our campaign starts people still think we’re gonna suddenly spunk 120m.....this has been dead for weeks, once it was clear their was no room for negotiation we was never going anywhere near 100m.

Bruno was part of this summers budget and VDB is another 35m player, we’d be lucky to sign one more and that will depend on sales.
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The club would've clearly distanced themselves from the obvious rumours and reports if it was the case
 
unplayable said:
I assume they held back the information of Thiago joining Liverpool and will post it in a couple of minutes.
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Of course very important this information is held back until press release it. No other logical reason...
 
unplayable said:
I assume they held back the information of Thiago joining Liverpool and will post it in a couple of minutes.
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They'll just say Liverpool managed to stump up the cash and he was always his first choice if they could pay.
 
But that tweet is from yesterday evening, before today's news re. Liverpool.
 
I've been more reliable than any ITK this summer just by just by saying there was nothing in the most widespread rumours. I dismissed Jiminez, Reguilon, Thiago, Garbriel, Upemecano straight away.

The only rumour with any substance is Sancho and even then it was obvious to me that it was never going to happen quickly.
 
Scraping together fees for Sancho?

Best have a big couch in Ed's office then.
 
120 + 35 is 155m without sales. Ofcourse we are going to scrape through for that kind of money with no sales.

Do we really think we have unlimited amount of money ?
 
United58 said:
Yeah he genuinely seems to actually have some sort of knowledge; most of it is bluffing for sure but he got VDB very early
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Are you taking the piss?

This guy is a grade A bullshitter who basically copies from other so called Twitter ITKs. He’s called absolutely nothing and got millions wrong.

He actually said we had agreed a fee with Bayern and terms with Thiago and were looking for a house for him about two days ago.

Also ‘you heard it here first’ United signing Reguilon and Romero’s transfer to Villa.

Honestly people!
 
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Cliche Guevara said:
Are you taking the piss?

This guy is a grade A bullshitter who basically copies from other so called Twitter ITKs. He’s called absolutely nothing and got millions wrong.

He actually said we had agreed a fee with Bayern and terms with Thiago and were looking for a house for him about two days ago.

Also ‘you heard it here first’ United signing Reguilon and Romero’s transfer to Villa.

Honestly people!
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I don't believe anything (some are bound to get a few predictions right by virtue of chance), I'm easygoing about it, I just think it's hilarious how worked up people get :lol:
 
Spoiler alert he works in an office for a paper company in Slough.
 
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