Maybe Paul Ince might start buying some damn players. The only thing stopping me getting absolute innihilated week in week out is Lloris.
I might have some bad news for you next update
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I might have some bad news for you next update
CL final
Those transfer rumors look pretty good.
Spalleti is building something special
Probably not though, stayed up again though
Spalleti is building something special
Probably not though, stayed up again though
i have no rumours, hodgson is a dull feck!
How the feck am I worth the most but can't make a fecking run !?
let me get this straight, you make up your teams but then let the computer play as them all?
we make clubs and say how we want them to play, then we trust whatever manager is selected by the board
next year geebs, too slow
I can offer you a Director of Football or CEO role if you really want
I want my own team Paz
Maybe you could form a breakaway league
Maybe you could form a breakaway league
Champions!
Although by the looks of my transfer rumours, Spaletti's not getting as much funding this year. I'm so doing a Rafa and blaming my lack of cash if I don't compete next season.
I completely overlooked the fact spaletti had left Real Sheep and we had hired Marco Van Basten.
I am an awesome owner/chairman.
I am an awesome owner/chairman.
Champions!
Although by the looks of my transfer rumours, Spaletti's not getting as much funding this year. I'm so doing a Rafa and blaming my lack of cash if I don't compete next season.
Champions despite me beating you 7-1
Ah well, i'll console myself with the cup winning and wishing for next year. I'm sounding like Liverpool
Once again. Excellent work niMic.
Champions despite me beating you 7-1
Yeah, a bit of a blip that one...
As ever, good job niMic.
You can have Dalkey United, we're as shit as we are in real life.
Huzzah!
From the Championship to a healthy 6th place finish - AND we didn't even sign anyone over the off period.
GET UP YOU MOUNTERS!
EDIT: MOTHERfeck! Just noticed I'm 2 games off top..... AND WE DIDN'T SIGN ANYONE! I SHOULD SACK MYSELF FOR NOT GIVING CASH OVER!
JACOBSON OUT!
From the Championship to a healthy 6th place finish - AND we didn't even sign anyone over the off period.
GET UP YOU MOUNTERS!
EDIT: MOTHERfeck! Just noticed I'm 2 games off top..... AND WE DIDN'T SIGN ANYONE! I SHOULD SACK MYSELF FOR NOT GIVING CASH OVER!
JACOBSON OUT!
BAH!
Second highest scoring side, yet shipped as many as we scored. Anus, we need some defenders. And for that, we need cash!
JACOBSON OUT!
Second highest scoring side, yet shipped as many as we scored. Anus, we need some defenders. And for that, we need cash!
JACOBSON OUT!
GDH, you've got mole in your club.
And wowzer, we're ranked 21th as far as club's value is worth, yet finished 6th. Talk about punching above our weight!
JACOBSON OUT!
And wowzer, we're ranked 21th as far as club's value is worth, yet finished 6th. Talk about punching above our weight!
JACOBSON OUT!
Yesssss.
Oldest player in the league.
Oldest player in the league
.It's Kim-Ki NATION BABY!
hehe, 28th in club value (4th lowest value club) and ive won promotion. the Walrus is a genius!
I'm just desperately hoping that being promoted means I can keep hold of Torres.
From second bottom to midtable! Huzzah, hopefully i'll sign someone good to keep Kaka happy.
I want my own team Paz
Maybe you could form a breakaway league
ouch - low blow
in fairness mine would be the 'backup league'
(doesn't really make sense though does it)
My club is the poorest. We are a club of the people. We don't overcharge, rumour has it every other chairman actually supports the Ridgebacks.
Torpedo Ubergrad are officially The People's Club, it's one of our two official nicknames
Torpedo Ubergrad are officially The People's Club, it's one of our two official nicknames
Then start showing ticket prices that reflect it.
I've only bought like 1 player, presumably because I'm using the rest of my money to privately fund various noble social causes throughout Redcafe Land, supporting the community in a wide variety of morally upstanding projects and ambitions. Through football, Torpedo Ubergrad are curing Redcafe Land of its ills.
*Is it called Redcafe Land, this nation?
Caftardia?
All i know is that there are constantly pilgrims on our doorsteps talking about how all the lords of the other provinces are ruthless and heartless. Our farms and smiths are well protected by knights and we have had no reports of dragons for centuries...
All i know is that there are constantly pilgrims on our doorsteps talking about how all the lords of the other provinces are ruthless and heartless. Our farms and smiths are well protected by knights and we have had no reports of dragons for centuries...
Heh, "social causes", "low ticket prices". My chairmen spends his evenings dressed in a bat costume marauding round the city catching criminals. He needs high ticket prices to fund his gadgets, but he's keeping the streets safe!
Just a little treat
Ticket Prices
Season Ticket Prices
Ticket Prices
Season Ticket Prices
Jesus, £46 in the Championship
At least my season tickets are expensive, even if we are cheaper than the rest on single tickets
At least my season tickets are expensive, even if we are cheaper than the rest on single tickets
my facade is ruined, they are going to find out ive been channeling funds into my off shore accounts.
No idea why I'm charging such piss-poor prices for a club that is guaranteed mid-table mediocrity season after season.
Well, I can understand my high ticket prices - as I said they have to pay for Bruce Wayne's... activities - but what the hell are the rest of you spending all that money on?!
Kaka says he belongs to Jesus, but i've found out he actually belongs to crack and expensive hookers.
feckin hell, I'm extorting my fans
No wonder I can't buy a fecking player