RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

|Neo|x said:
Today was the very first game my 7 year old daughter watched. Full 90 mins, trying to understand the nuances about the beautiful game from her old man.

We sang YAWN together at the start. I tried to transmit my enthusiasm, love for the club with every kick and pass and every shot on goal. We clapped, we cheered, we shouted at the screen - i made her hate that big haired No. 27 and that Shrek looking fella.

She kept saying, "Daddy i love that Liverpool players, get up and play, they dont cry and they dont cheat, but why wont they score Daddy .."

As expected with a kid her age, she lost all confidence when we conceded and her head hung. I kept explaining her, THIS IS WHEN we support - THIS is what it means to YAWN. Comeon baby, BELIEVE!

She kept saying, no she didnt. I kept saying, YES BABY - BELIEVE! And then for the last 3 minutes i said, BABY YOU MUST SAY - YOU BELIEVE!

And she did, she shouted the entire added 3 mins "I BELIEVE DADDY!" ... and we lost. And she cried her eyes out.
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Oh my... This is just pure comedy gold. I can't stop laughing at the "Baby you must believe" :lol:.
 
"Today was the very first game my 7 year old daughter watched. Full 90 mins, trying to understand the nuances about the beautiful game from her old man.

We sang YAWN together at the start."

The first game she's ever watched yet she knows the whole of YAWN? Lying deluded Scouse cnut! They really are sinking to new lows!
 
They do realise 7 year olds dont act like that right? They aren't so easy to condition into the cult.
 
Twigginater said:
That is genuinely the best RAWK post ever.

"Daddy, why do I have to watch this, why are you rocking back and forth in your chair saying "I believe" and why do we not like that man when he's outside tescos asking for pennies but we support him when he manages Liverpool?"
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:lol: Brilliant!
 
Inigo Montoya said:
It's of no consequence;there have loads of derbies where matches have been nicked by a late goal. I remember one where Beckham scored a cracker to win 1-0 at OT but the scousers could have had several with Mcmanaman wasting loads. They were giving it the ' we played you off the park' all night. All that mattered were the 3 points.
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I'm 22 and they say they "played [our] lot off the park every season" and they are right sometimes. It never matters though as they don't change much season to season. These heroic defeats to the "worst United side in [insert number over 20] years" normally only serves to initiate Stage 1.

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|Neo|x said:
Today was the very first game my 7 year old daughter watched. Full 90 mins, trying to understand the nuances about the beautiful game from her old man.

We sang YAWN together at the start. I tried to transmit my enthusiasm, love for the club with every kick and pass and every shot on goal. We clapped, we cheered, we shouted at the screen - i made her hate that big haired No. 27 and that Shrek looking fella.

She kept saying, "Daddy i love that Liverpool players, get up and play, they dont cry and they dont cheat, but why wont they score Daddy .."

As expected with a kid her age, she lost all confidence when we conceded and her head hung. I kept explaining her, THIS IS WHEN we support - THIS is what it means to YAWN. Comeon baby, BELIEVE!

She kept saying, no she didnt. I kept saying, YES BABY - BELIEVE! And then for the last 3 minutes i said, BABY YOU MUST SAY - YOU BELIEVE!

And she did, she shouted the entire added 3 mins "I BELIEVE DADDY!" ... and we lost. And she cried her eyes out.
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Tyrion said:
I'm 22 and they say they "played [our] lot off the park every season" and they are right sometimes. It never matters though as they don't change much season to season. These heroic defeats to the "worst United side in [insert number over 20] years" normally only serves to initiate Stage 1.

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Bit like this, you mean

We were better than them, totally, for the entire match.
Some of our football was superb, and we beat them to everything.
They sat back in sofas sticking their toes out, and we obliged them
Don't be fooled into thinking they are good.
And don't be fooled it thinking we are useless.
Watch it, see it. We were better than them, we are better than them.

Believe, believe.
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warning: unpleasant sexual imagery

Always shite to lose this game, especially to a poor united side, they attack like old people feck.
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Klopp doesn't need the help of anyone, he is a big man, far bigger than anyone here can imagine...
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|Neo|x said:
Today was the very first game my 7 year old daughter watched. Full 90 mins, trying to understand the nuances about the beautiful game from her old man.

We sang YAWN together at the start. I tried to transmit my enthusiasm, love for the club with every kick and pass and every shot on goal. We clapped, we cheered, we shouted at the screen - i made her hate that big haired No. 27 and that Shrek looking fella.

She kept saying, "Daddy i love that Liverpool players, get up and play, they dont cry and they dont cheat, but why wont they score Daddy .."

As expected with a kid her age, she lost all confidence when we conceded and her head hung. I kept explaining her, THIS IS WHEN we support - THIS is what it means to YAWN. Comeon baby, BELIEVE!

She kept saying, no she didnt. I kept saying, YES BABY - BELIEVE! And then for the last 3 minutes i said, BABY YOU MUST SAY - YOU BELIEVE!

And she did, she shouted the entire added 3 mins "I BELIEVE DADDY!" ... and we lost. And she cried her eyes out.
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Anyone have a link to that guy losing an argument to his own imagination?

EDIT: Never mind, I found it. That was weird
 
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|Neo|x said:
As expected with a kid her age, she lost all confidence when we conceded and her head hung. I kept explaining her, THIS IS WHEN we support - THIS is what it means to YAWN. Comeon baby, BELIEVE!
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All is missing is him taking a knife and carving YAWN on her forehead while he gouges his eyes out and they both hail satan.
 
Will they ever get tired of this ''worst United team in 20-30 years'' nonsense.

They've been saying it for 10-15 years ffs. Jesus they were saying it when we were champions.
 
stevoc said:
Will they ever get tired of this ''worst United team in 20-30 years'' nonsense.

They've been saying it for 10-15 years ffs. Jesus they were saying it when we were champions.
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It shouldn't even make them feel better since said worst United side in 30 years is beating them regularly. What's the point.
 
stevoc said:
Will they ever get tired of this ''worst United team in 20-30 years'' nonsense.

They've been saying it for 10-15 years ffs. Jesus they were saying it when we were champions.
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"Worst team in 20 years, la" -- as we won a feck load of league titles and they win feck all.
 
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