RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

He sounds like a poorly written sitcom character in the early 90's.
Exposition, something about the old times, friendly optimistic advice, back to exposition.

As we say in Austria: Hoid de Gouschn
 
Michael Owen called the score right. He said pre match it would be 3-1
 
JohnnoWhite asked straight out said:
Hi there,

I have a mate who, like you and I, is a Manchester United fan. But the thing is he doesn't believe that you really are a Man United fan more like a Liverpool fan. How do you respond to this accusation?

His name is Rolandofgilead and he said he will challange you to a bout of fisticuffs if you disagree.

Thank you for your time.
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This is the post I was looking for. It was @gerrydaly asking on behalf of @Rolandofgilead.

:lol:


http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=314206.msg13870067#msg13870067

A real quote said:
Johno would batter you la, just saying. He may be old but that brings him wisdom.
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:lol:
 
As we say in Bespin cloud city "Chewie, stop! Listen to me. Save your strength, there'll be another time!"

"The princess, you have to take care of her"

JohnnoWhite said:
...and so I said to Han Solo, "alright la, I'll look after yer fab lookin' bird and yer big dog. Even though I support the Empire I can respect a class rebel when I see one. In fact, why not go free and I'll volunteer to be encased in fochen' carbonite on yer behalf" and Lord Vader was so touched by my selfless gesture that he let everybody go, and cancelled the war and let the rebels take over. He still had me encased in carbonite though la, I insisted.
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MrPooni said:
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:lol:
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Ian Dowie's let himself go.
 
SteveJ said:
I just knew he would be, as to pose as something glamorous like a striker or winger wouldn't be amazingly humble enough, and would reek of half-and-half selfie-sticks.
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To be fair to him I played Saturday and Sunday league for years and it just doesn't feel right dissing the exploits of the likes of Rooney and Aguero because I once scored 17in 14*and then 2 seasons before it apparently took supernatural skill hit a left foot volly from 25 yard out that nearly broke the net, you also get told it's not comparable at all and end up getting ragged senseless.

Whereas if you say "I played full back" nobody comments either way.

* including cups, 6 of those where against one team in game though, they were really, really shit, they had a 55 year old up front Ffs.
 
Some real lack of posts from there...I was hoping to read lots of gems.
 
SteveJ said:
It's getting to the point where I expect to read the following on RAWK:

Just heard that the world's going to end in 5 minutes...but we have Klopp!
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As a Manchester United supporter I should by all means enjoy these last few minutes with my loved ones, but I've decided spend my remaining time on your wonderful Red and White Kop so that I can tell you how blooming wonderful I think your club is. I don't care if my children are giving me funny looks at the moment and my wife has just taken her friend Dave from accounting into our bedroom (presumably to show him my collection of Shankly pictures). I blooming love you all la... I mean lads. Lads.
 
It's utterly ridiculous. I left the pub 15 minutes before the end because you were losing? In the name of feck!

Away and take your face for a shite, you Stockholm Syndrome fake Manc ballbag!
 
I tried crawling through for some gems on there. To be fair to RAWK, they have taken this quite sportingly.

Quite a few of their posts are congratulating Sevilla. Most of them acknowledge that they were shit second second half, and that they didn't really have the quality or experience to turn things around. Not much delusion there, not much content here.
 
tbf to Johnno, it can't be easy what he's having to cope with over there sometimes, he done quite well with this one, for example

But what does top 4 mean legally? Say, like us in late 90s, three teams finish 3rd, 4th, and 5th on the same points total. In England it goes by GD, but in Spain it goes by head to head. I think in some places it goes by largest number of wins. I am sure some lawyer might have a go at fighting the arguement.
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Sorry about that, I was actually looking for his reasons for supporting Palace on Saturday.
 
My Liverpool fan mate put £20 quid down on Liverpool winning the league next season as soon as they were losing last night.

Says without the distraction of Europe, they'll be favourite to win the league (every year...)

Funny thing was he did it on SkyBet at 7/1 then realised it was 9/1 on WillHill!
 
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