RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

Jason Roberts
‏@JasonRoberts30
Sorry Romario, Ronaldo and Messi..but I will now be switching my allegiances to Real Madrid with immediate effect..Barca shirt in the bin..




Not really going down too well over there.
 
Phurry said:
I may have found where they get their poems from...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml
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Even Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz would beg for a merciful end being subjected to The Brendhemian Rhapsody.

The Brendhemian Rhapsody

John Henry! Yes! We will tell Maureen. (Wenger knows)
John Henry! We will tell Maureen. (Wenger knows)
John Henry! We will tell Maureen. (Wenger knows)
We did not let it go (didnt let it go)
Never Never let it go
Never Let it go-ooh, Go-Go-Go-Go-Go-GO
Oh Mama Mia Mama Mia We just never let it go
Couhtin-io had a through ball quite divine, and Steve,
And Steve, and Steeeve…..

Was this the real race?
Was this just fantasy?
Won in a landslide
No need for escape from reality,
Open your eyes
Look up all the ties, and See!

We’re just a poor team,
We need no sympathy
Cause its easy won, City blows
We are high, they are low
Anyway, Maureen-Yo doesn’t really matter
(To me) Too Meeee…

Sterling…,
Just killed the Man’s
Put the eyes on, tilts his head
Pulls the trigger, left for dead
Sterling
The race had just begun
But then he went and blew them all away
Sterling,
ooo-oo
Didn’t mean to make them cry
But they couldn’t keep up if they ran until tomorrow
Tracking back, kicking out, didn’t really matter….


Just great, our time has come!
Sends shivers down my spine
It’s a season for all time!
Goodbye, Moysie Mancster, you’ve got to go
Gotta leave your thing destroyed and face the truth
Suarez, oo-oo-o (easy won city blows)
Always made them cry.
The other teams knew he couldn’t be stopped at all…


I see a little Silouhetto of a man
AVTim AVTim can you do the FanTango?
Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening
Pelligrino Pellegrino
Pellegrino Pellegrino
Pellegrino paid Eur-os (Magnifico-oo-o)




But we’re just a poor team everybody loves we
(We’re just a poor team with a rich history!)
Sparing the League from these Monstrosity’s

Easy won, City blows-will you tell Maureen?
John Henry! Yes! We will tell Maureen. (Wenger knows)
John Henry! We will tell Maureen. (Wenger knows)
John Henry! We will tell Maureen. (Wenger knows)
We did not let it go (didnt let it go)
Never Never let it go
Never Let it go-ooh, Go-Go-Go-Go-Go-GO
Oh Mama Mia Mama Mia We just never let it go
Couhtin-io had a through ball quite divine, and Steve,
And Steve, and Steeeve…..


Did you see Sturridge just school you, that blur in your eye?
Did you see as he scored and your brain was just fri-i-ed?
Ooh, Jose,
Such fun to do this to you Jose
We finish first,
We finished first in the League….



…oooh yeah, …oooh yeah
The title really mattered,
Anyone could see.
The title really mattered
The title really mattered,
To Steeeve.(Cause its easy won, City blows, we are high they are low, anyway Maureen-Yo, doesn’t really matter, to Me…..)
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=313873.0
 
♫We will not let you go (again)♫
 
You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.

I am a dreamer and when I wake,
You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take.
And as you move on, remember me,
Remember us and all we used to be
I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.
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:lol:
 
These foreign players. You know you shouldn't trust them.

But then they make you fall in love with them, just to end up leaving you.

Well I've got a new boyfriend now. Just call me the new future Mrs Sturridge.

He won't leave me.
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What pisses me off more than anything I suppose is that with Luis going, it's rather nauseating to hear everyone in the press and the so-called 'experts' gloating and rubbing their hands together. The witch hunt has played itself out and the evil ogre has been vanquished to Spanish shores.

Well, choke on it you c*nts. This is Liverpool football club and much like the hydra, cut one head off and two grow back. Last season we got a taste of being back in the big time and now we've strengthened and on the face of it bought well (and will continue to do so?) with Rodgers in charge, we have a young side that is set up to do well for years to come. Lets concentrate now on carrying on from last season and continue to wipe the fecking floor with all of them, especially those dour, twattish, rentboy cockney plastic c*nts.
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Looks like someone got a dictionary last Christmas.


Congratulations to Liverpool Football Club, the owners and past & present management who contributed to bringing and creating the most exciting burst of football talent and energy I have ever seen in such a short space of time and to turn him in to not short of the worlds best footballer and make a significant profit in the face of global adversity. What an achievement and what a fecking 3-years that was aye?

I am privileged to have witnessed the historic greats of Keegan, Dalglish, Rush & Fowler, I'm grateful to have enjoyed Torres, but I am truly honoured to have seen this crazy Uruguayan footballer grace the majestic Anfield turf. His inexorable tenacity and unrelenting desire for our team to match his greatness made season tickets priceless. His unpredictability swooned us and his determination lifted us, he was an unwilling bystander in every game, in every tournament - he wanted the ball - he wanted to win the game for Liverpool. He screamed at the team mates that adored him to let him score to make us happy. He is the most aggressively direct, single minded and ultra-talented footballer we'll see for a generation - but that's fine, it doesn't mean we won't be successful. When we win the league Luis helped with the foundations.

Luis Suarez leaves our city, our club with my utmost respect and admiration. I'm so thankful for every single moment of madness he afforded us, Kenny will be too. He alone created situations were, like many of you perhaps, when he scored me & my lad stopped cheering, at one point we just laughed together. His footballing gift even brought hilarity. Who or what brings that in life?
The 4 goals at Anfield against Norwich alone leaves me/us with unmeasurable and unerasable memories.

Good luck and thank you for everything Luis. I know for a fact our loss will also be yours, like you are to us - we are to you irreplaceable as an entity. But you don't know that yet.
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They haven't strengthened, they've lost their star man. Pillaging Southampton and Swansea won't replace him. It's incredible anyone thinks it will.
 
I'm so thankful for every single moment of madness he afforded us, Kenny will be too.
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Yeah, I bet Kenny's really f*cking grateful.
 
I love the way all the Liverpool pundits and media are saying the 'move was inevitable' and 'he had to go', as if he hasn't been trying to leave for the past 2 seasons. Like Liverpool had a choice in it.
 
Oh moment stay, thou art so fair

20th December 2013, the Faustian pact was complete.

Last season, I know I was in the majority of matchgoers who were content to be engulfed. That's what watching Suarez was like. A huge foaming, swirling Atlantic tide that you willed to come crashing over you. Invigorating , dangerous. Drowning out the wreckers' tricks, the frantic semaphore, the SOS.
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Bye baby, see you around
Didn't I tell you I wouldn't hold you down
Take good care of yourself, y'hear
Don't let me hear about you shedding a tear
You're gonna make it
You're gonna take it

Bye baby, see you around
I already know about the new love you've found
What can I do but wish you well
What we had was really swell
I won't forget it, I have no regrets
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Badunk said:
These foreign players. You know you shouldn't trust them.

But then they make you fall in love with them, just to end up leaving you.

Well I've got a new boyfriend now. Just call me the new future Mrs Sturridge.

He won't leave me./QUOTE]
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:eek::wenger:

Can just picture this
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typing that up.
 
Haha the RAWK Meltdown facebook page is fantastic, only just discovered it! Check out this gem....

And here's to you, Mr. Ferguson
Big Sam loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mr. Ferguson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help your drinking problem
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stumble around the grounds until you feel at home

And here's to you, Mr. Ferguson
Big Sam loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mr. Ferguson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Hide gin in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's no secret, like shittin in your car
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
Big Sam loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mr. Ferguson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Fretting over Liverpool and Rafa Benitez
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose

Where have you gone, self respect
Ferguson turns himself away from you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mr. Ferguson?
It’s time you left us and went away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
 
. Sad day. Great Talent. Will be missed.

But we look to the future. We move on. Use the money to build a squad which can challenge on all fronts. We were never reliant on Suarez last season. Last season was a team performance, we coped without many players. We have a bright future. Think Atletico Madrid. Lost Falcao and carried on forward.

We are an unstoppable runaway train. No matter who gets off, we'll still keep rolling on forward..

Luis was fantastic for us, possibly the most talented player to ever wear the mighty red.
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They have a thread on there called 'we go again, again' which contains insights such as;

And often, the grass is not always greener for the players. We get in new talent, and we build on last year. We go again.
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Where are we going this time?
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We motherfecking go again...
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We go again and I can't wait.
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In 60 years from now Liverpool Football Club will still be standing strong and my grandchildren will be teaching their kids about the Fields of Anfield Road and about some fella named Tommy. We Go Again!
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The reds are coming up the hill, boys
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I really hope this 'we go again' nonsense doesn't last. It's nearly as cringey as that tralala song. Nearly.
 
Up the world's highest hill apparently, mate.
 
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