According to my postman's neighbour's Scouse friend they were in the middle of the game against Chelsea when Gerrard received the ball near the half way line. Gerrard miscalculated the pace of the ball and wasn't able to control it properly, but fortunately a giant eagle came out of nowhere and picked him up in it's talons, guiding him to safety. As he was flown over the ball Gerrard used his incredible technical ability (second best in the world only behind Philippe Coutinho, according to many experts) and commanding nature (second best in the world only behind Jordan Henderson, according to many experts) to grip the ball with his knees - leaving Demba Ba only able to watch in amazement - as he flicked the ball up and headed it past Courtois (second best in the world behind Simon Mignolet, according to many experts) into the top left corner of the goal from 50 yards out. Liverpool then went on to win their remaining games 10-0 to lift the Premier League trophy.
The Queen (second best monarch in the world only behind King Kenny, according to many experts), who is also a massive Liverpool supporter, knighted all of the players and crowned Gerrard King of the World (making him the best monarch in the world (King Kenny now a close second, with the Queen moved down to third place) according to many experts)).
Liverpool's success continued for a million years as they won every trophy in the world every season, before becoming the Guardians of the Galaxy who watched over the universe and protected it from evil. They fought countless wars against numerous invaders and made sure that everyone was safe. Then they blew up the big Death Star thing and lived happily ever after on the planet with the teddy bears. Special thanks to The Thick of It.
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