RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

Im watching Raja from Zambia suggesting on some fan show they should spend 60m on Gonzalo Higuain. I hope Brendan is watching :D
 
How come skirtel isn't under consideration? He's been at the club since forever and is aggressive as feck. Albeit, he's one of my least favourite players as he's a mouthy, dirty, cheating cnut.
 
Who would you prefer?
Set pieces- Coutinho or Can heck I bet Moreno would take a decent corner.
Captain- Sakho Lucas or Can.
Sakho can see the language barrier being an obstacle but we should be building our defence around him.
Lucas- gone from underrated to overrated and now back to underrated again, not the player he was but he's still excellent as a pure DM with a good passing range (our Carrick if you will) been at the club a long time, will be absolutely livid if he's gotten rid of before welsh Xavi.
Can- Young player with that aura of being a natural born leader, drives the team on at times the only one, Still got work to do to prove himself in MF but he's had a great season all things considered.

Skrtel- can never take a liking to just because of how poor he's been in a back four, was excellent as the sweeper in a three but In a four he just looks lost and it's no surprise we're being cut through like butter and are back to conceding easy goals. That being said I'd wager he'd look better in a team that is actually coached to defend properly as would all our international defenders.
 
Captain- Sakho Lucas or Can.

I would vote for Lucas, if he was likely to be a consistent starter. But he isn't. He'll probably leave over the summer and even if he doesn't, he's not going to play every game. I believe the captain should be the senior outfield player WHO ACTUALLY PLAYS and next season that will be Martin Skrtel or Jordan Henderson. As Henderson is currently the vice captain, he seems like the natural choice. You might disagree, but to call that a travesty when two of your three suggestions are players who are in their first season at the club is just silly.

Henderson works hard and has shown that he learns and improves. I really don't get the hatred for him from some supporters. I think familiarity is breeding contempt and that he's also getting the blame for poor management.

Now, is he hogging set pieces? No, he isn't. Coutinho took several corners against Hull. Balotelli took the free kick he wanted to take. I don't recall if anyone else had a go at the free kicks, but blaming a player for "hogging" the ball in these cases is ridiculous. It's the manager and coaches who assign these responsibilities.
 
sterling not the messiah anymore, he's a very naughty boy

He's totally SHIT. No skills at all. He might be off to change his sporting career to track running!

Keep your mouth shut lad and learn your trade properly. Can't even take on a man

Another listless performance. Almost as shit as his powder puff shots. 150k a week!? feck off!

If it wasn't for all the futile diving, in recent weeks you wouldn't even notice he was on the pitch.It pains me to slag off any of our players and I've never ever done it on here before but in over 50 years of supporting the club I don't think I've ever disliked one of our players as much as I despise this greedy, entitled little shit. Hopefully he'll be gone in the summer.

Offload him. Nowhere near good enough to command anywhere near the money he wants. Anything over 30m and snap their hand off whoever it is

[He got off lightly with the 'your agents a knob' chants. I've never ever wanted one of our players given the bird before but if our fans really want to protest against 'modern football' they'll be giving this self-entitled little shit what he deserves in the last few games of the season./QUOTE]

Keegan, Rush, Souness, Beardsley, Litmanen, Owen, McManaman, Garcia, Alonso, Mascherano, Torres, Suarez etc etc etc - I was absolutely gutted when each and every one of them left the club but if we manage to get top dollar for Sterling in the summer I'll be thinking 'good fecking riddance to the cuntybollocking, gruntfuttock of a greedy little shite'

Dribblings not that great
Passing is poor
Shooting is fecking laughable
Heading is... I dunno I cant remember him banging one in with his head
Game intelligence is minimal

But his biggest fault IMO is this sense of delusion and self entitlement he seems to have about himself.
 
I would vote for Lucas, if he was likely to be a consistent starter. But he isn't. He'll probably leave over the summer and even if he doesn't, he's not going to play every game. I believe the captain should be the senior outfield player WHO ACTUALLY PLAYS and next season that will be Martin Skrtel or Jordan Henderson. As Henderson is currently the vice captain, he seems like the natural choice. You might disagree, but to call that a travesty when two of your three suggestions are players who are in their first season at the club is just silly.

Henderson works hard and has shown that he learns and improves. I really don't get the hatred for him from some supporters. I think familiarity is breeding contempt and that he's also getting the blame for poor management.

Now, is he hogging set pieces? No, he isn't. Coutinho took several corners against Hull. Balotelli took the free kick he wanted to take. I don't recall if anyone else had a go at the free kicks, but blaming a player for "hogging" the ball in these cases is ridiculous. It's the manager and coaches who assign these responsibilities.
Well Sakho is in his second season but I get the gist of where you're coming from. I don't hate Henderson I rate him as one of our best players i just don't think he's captain material simple as.
Skrtel is part of an underlying issue with the defence, you have Rodgers wanting to implement an aggressive high line game yet he's made a man who's natural instinct is to drop off and defend the penalty box a mainstay of the defence. It's utterly baffling to me and I have no idea what he actually wants to do.
A back four of Manquillo Lovren Sakho and Moreno would be the ideal defence for Rodgers principle method of defending, but the strategy is ever changing one minute were playing counter attack football the next we're playing possesiom football with target men and no Dm. Can you understand why it all becomes slightly confusing??
I appreciate adaptability and versatility in a manager but its getting ridiculous when we bought an attacking midfielder highly rated Europa League player of the year to play him at wing back and right back.
The set piece issue is just borne out of frustration at being so poor at them.
 
It's utterly baffling to me and I have no idea what he actually wants to do.

A million times this. I suspect he has no idea either.

I almost wrote a screed about Lazar who I think is a gifted and intelligent player who has been criminally misused by Rodgers. And I could write a book about all the things I haven't liked this year. Here's just one. We started out playing with a back four. We only shifted to a back three because the back four was so crap. Who brought in Sakho (and yes, he's in his second season - my stupid mistake) Lovren, Manquillo, and Moreno? And who completely failed to fashion a decent back four? And who has dropped all four players throughout the season?

My single biggest problem with Rodgers - except that I just don't like him - is that he lacks all courage in his convictions. I get the feeling he keeps changing things at random until he stumbles on something that works and then announces he's a football genius. Again.
 
A million times this. I suspect he has no idea either.

I almost wrote a screed about Lazar who I think is a gifted and intelligent player who has been criminally misused by Rodgers. And I could write a book about all the things I haven't liked this year. Here's just one. We started out playing with a back four. We only shifted to a back three because the back four was so crap. Who brought in Sakho (and yes, he's in his second season - my stupid mistake) Lovren, Manquillo, and Moreno? And who completely failed to fashion a decent back four? And who has dropped all four players throughout the season?

My single biggest problem with Rodgers - except that I just don't like him - is that he lacks all courage in his convictions. I get the feeling he keeps changing things at random until he stumbles on something that works and then announces he's a football genius. Again.
Yep the only time we've defensively looked comfortable is in a back three. Manquillo's currently getting the Sakho treatment from earlier in the season where Rodgers pretends you don't exist. Markovic appears to be the scapegoat constantly being hooked at HT, his face when receiving instructions from Rodgers yesterday told the whole story he was utterly bemused and unsurprising given he was being asked to play RB. It looks like the media are ready to stick the knife in I've seen several articles today lambasting him.
 
There's a smartass kopite in a firm I visit and he laughed when, pre season, I told him this was the first LFC since promotion in the early 60s that they didn't have a genuine "star" to rescue them. Hunt, St John, Keegan, Dalglish, Rush, Owen etc right up to Suarez - there was always one.

The gobby little tart was trying to hide in the canteen when I pulled up today so I had to say "Hull of a game lad" - thought he was gonna cry.
 
sterling not the messiah anymore, he's a very naughty boy

They don't do individual player threads no more. Whereabouts on the 107** pages of
''Sterling (*)'' are these from?

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I love how they completely 100% blame Hodgson for Sturridge's season.

RAWK said:
Personally I think we'll be orders of magnitude better off having Lallana, Henderson, Sterling, Sturridge spend the summer with Rodgers instead of Hodgson (and hopefully not having new players brought in that will ever spend time with Hodgson... ever!)

If anything killed the first 1/3rd of our season it was Gerrard, Lallana, Henderson, Sterling, Sturridge, Lambert and the absolute Hodgifiction of them
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Actually Sterling did ok, but... I think it was that time with assholes from Chelsea and Manc United that made him believe he was bigger than he is. Assholes

And they did not win a single fecking game at the WC

What a fecking disaster

Note: Our "transfer committee's" disaster last summer was formulating around a team able to be manipulated by Roy fecking Hodgson for the entire summer

:wenger:
 
Just out of curiousity to do we an Arsenal Mania goes into meltdown thread? I've seem some quality ones from the Arsenal forum whilst flicking through their Gundogan thread.
 
Just out of curiousity to do we an Arsenal Mania goes into meltdown thread? I've seem some quality ones from the Arsenal forum whilst flicking through their Gundogan thread.

I'm not sure about Arsenal fans, maybe Chelsea have one on their forums but they seem to be realistic fans where as Liverpool fans are as thick as a wall and City fans are so bitter and hate us so much both make for great reading :lol:

Start one.
 
Just out of curiousity to do we an Arsenal Mania goes into meltdown thread? I've seem some quality ones from the Arsenal forum whilst flicking through their Gundogan thread.
We do but it is rarely bumped.
 
Just out of curiousity to do we an Arsenal Mania goes into meltdown thread? I've seem some quality ones from the Arsenal forum whilst flicking through their Gundogan thread.
I go on Arsenal mania quite a lot and most of them don't really say anything too bad against us apart from the odd poster who seem to despise us (it seems to be that way with all clubs forums lol). The only time they go overboard about us is when we are playing them or about to play them really.
 
Goon Mania

Arsenal's players are potentially the best in the Division or actually are the best in the Division if they cost more than £ 10 M. Quality of football served up is the purest since anyone first inflated the bladder of a pig. Fawlty is in /out according to last week's result.
 
There's a smartass kopite in a firm I visit and he laughed when, pre season, I told him this was the first LFC since promotion in the early 60s that they didn't have a genuine "star" to rescue them. Hunt, St John, Keegan, Dalglish, Rush, Owen etc right up to Suarez - there was always one.

The gobby little tart was trying to hide in the canteen when I pulled up today so I had to say "Hull of a game lad" - thought he was gonna cry.

You're going to hell for that one.
 
It was as much about Suarez as it was about momentum. They went into every game believing they'd wipe the floor with the opposition and usually did. Then Slippy happened closely followed by Crystanbul followed by Suarez leaving. Pretty much shattered all their confidence and momentum and had to start from scratch all over again.

One rawkite summed it up well. A ridiculous and over the top analogy but strangely apt all the same I thought:

Get blowing lads!

You would think they would be a bit fed up of blowing it?
 
I was going to add a Liverpool greats rant with that one, something along the lines of:

Slightly breathless Norwegian accent:

Arthur Askey! Cilla Black! Craig Charles! Edwina Currie! Ken Dodd! Kenny Everett! Billy Fury! Rex Harrison! Carla Lane! SIR Simon Rattle! Patricia Routledge! Alexi Sayle! Peter Sissons! Jimmy Tarbuck! Your boys took one HULL of a beating!
 
I was going to add a Liverpool greats rant with that one, something along the lines of:

Slightly breathless Norwegian accent:

Arthur Askey! Cilla Black! Craig Charles! Edwina Currie! Ken Dodd! Kenny Everett! Billy Fury! Rex Harrison! Carla Lane! SIR Simon Rattle! Patricia Routledge! Alexi Sayle! Peter Sissons! Jimmy Tarbuck! Your boys took one HULL of a beating!
:lol:
 
How are we going to win it (the title)? We don't have the money, we don't have the income and revenue, we don't have the manager, we don't have the players, we don't have the owners, we don't have the infrastructure, we don't have the mentality, we don't even have a pitch to the standard of champions for f*ck sake. Not to mention the fact we are cursed! We don't have anything to suggest that we will win it again in my lifetime. Yes I'm pissed off and very down about how shite we are and I'm very bitter about it.

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