RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

[clarkydaz]

PhaseofPlay



They're all asking him how to counter Carrick etc. Is he Rodgers in disguise?

he will be part of the transfer committee next season, with his notes on 49 strikers

 

[Getsme]

Well i havent seen a replay but his head was and thats what he scored with. Until i see it again thats my thoughts

His head, torso and legs were onside.

 

[The Man Himself]

PhaseofPlay



They're all asking him how to counter Carrick etc. Is he Rodgers in disguise?

That's it for us. He has found the solution to LvG's tactics

 

[Truedevil]

I was wondering whether a cheeky bid for Agüero would be worth considering. He must be hating it there. He could play while Sturridge is injured, and vice versa.

Yeah, he probably hates it there so much that he would swap CL football, high wages, world class teammates to play with fecking Sturridge.

 

[Earthquake]

PhaseofPlay



They're all asking him how to counter Carrick etc. Is he Rodgers in disguise?

If he is, he won't have an answer for them.

 

[VanGaalEra]

Okay, own up, which one of you is Stake Bake?

 

[OneUnited24]

"1892tillforever" posted how we only had 4 chances and scored from all four which caused another user to post the BBC post-game stats (showing United with 59% of the ball and 9 shots with 6 on target). His response:

Bet365 says they have only had 4 shots. Whatever the real stats, they have been 'efficient' for most of the season; they seldom have 15-20 shots a game with 0 or 1 goals like ourselves; this is something we need to rectify pronto.

 

[AltiUn]

In fairness he's got a point, you'd rather have four chances that lead to four goals than twenty chances that lead to one or none.

"1892tillforever" posted how we only had 4 chances and scored from all four which caused another user to post the BBC post-game stats (showing United with 59% of the ball and 9 shots with 6 on target). His response:

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Well, if Bet365 says that it happened, then it happened.

All 4 goals, plus Di Maria's two shots and Rooney's free kick which Hart saved well. 7 shots on target. It's amazing, you can actually watch the game and count them yourself. What a time to be alive!

That doesn't even include the penalty area scramble of blocked shot after blocked shot.


We scored 4 goals against the champions, yet there's still somehow room for criticism about how we score goals

 

[OneUnited24]

I just liked how he added "whatever the real stats..."

What a great way of backtracking from what you said!

 

[Dave89]

I just liked how he added "whatever the real stats..."

What a great way of backtracking from what you said!

Still pretty consistent with the "Whatever the league table says, Liverpool are still the best and have won more moral trophies than United" approach.

Have only had a cursory glance but can't see any mention of the Balotelli tweet.

 

[Suedesi]

RAWK is insane. Even opposing fans seem to lose their brain there.

 

[Brightonian]

Well i havent seen a replay but his head was and thats what he scored with. Until i see it again thats my thoughts

Nah, his head and feet were both firmly onside. One arm was just about offside, which means nothing. Mata's goal was offside, the rest were fine.

 

[Tyrion]

Yeah, he probably hates it there so much that he would swap CL football, high wages, world class teammates to play with fecking Sturridge.

No, they want him to play when Sturridge doesn't. Y'know, him and Studge sharing the position. Doesn't sound so crazy now, does it?

And that poster is clearly one of ours.

 

[Tyrion]

Well i havent seen a replay but his head was and thats what he scored with. Until i see it again thats my thoughts

His head, torso and legs were onside.

I think the fact that after multiple replays and paused clips of the whole move people are still debating whether he was offside or not probably proves that it was extremely close either way and as linesmen are suppose to give advantage to the attacker, this goal isn't a big issue. Unlike Matas, which was clearly offside.

That said, it was as clear as the Kompany red card so screw City.

 

[thejtrain]

Yeah, he probably hates it there so much that he would swap CL football, high wages, world class teammates to play with fecking Sturridge.

Don't tell me he was being serious?! Who the heck they think they are?

 

[NinjaZombie]

Don't tell me he was being serious?! Who the heck they think they are?

 

[Getsme]

I think the fact that after multiple replays and paused clips of the whole move people are still debating whether he was offside or not probably proves that it was extremely close either way and as linesmen are suppose to give advantage to the attacker, this goal isn't a big issue. Unlike Matas, which was clearly offside.

That said, it was as clear as the Kompany red card so screw City.

In hindsight I'm so glad that red card wasn't given, makes the victory even more sweet.

 

[Black Adder]

Tbf to Phaseofplay he called that United would start well with Moyes but would fade with time as Moyes is out of his depth.

He also predicted that United would struggle for some time with LVG since his coaching methods (philosophy!) are much more harder to learn "overnight" but that United would click eventualy when players get used to LVG.

He likes to write in rawk style, but has knowledge that's far greater than other posters there, just they brought him down to their level it seems

 

[cesc's_mullet]

Tbf to Phaseofplay he called that United would start well with Moyes but would fade with time as Moyes is out of his depth.

He also predicted that United would struggle for some time with LVG since his coaching methods (philosophy!) are much more harder to learn "overnight" but that United would click eventualy when players get used to LVG.

He likes to write in rawk style, but has knowledge that's far greater than other posters there, just they brought him down to their level it seems

Truthfully I've been somewhat impressed with some of his insights. Though he likes to take the long-winded and self-gratifying approach to explaining his points, typically RAWKish.

 

[GaryLifo]

Isn't it amazing how the league is only corrupt when we are on a fine run of form. Surely when we were playing terribly and struggling to score, that was the time for all the refs we have bought to give us the most help?

Instead, the conspiracy was so well planned that they fecked us over early season against the likes of Burnley, Sunderland, Leicester by not giving us those penalties we 'always get'.

I guess having to admit that United have clicked and are playing excellently as a team is something they don't want to let into their heads. It doesn't fit with the narrative that we were going to fade into obscurity once Sir Alex retired.

Viva la conspiracy!

 

[Revan]

Truthfully I've been somewhat impressed with some of his insights. Though he likes to take the long-winded and self-gratifying approach to explaining his points, typically RAWKish.

Exactly. He was great until he went full WUM recently with his simulations and 49 strikers that might improve Liverpool.

 

[montpelier]

PoP has every chance of being right occasionally due to the sheer volume of content he generates, he writes so much, it's like a broken clock where the clock hands are whizzing around non-stop, in order to try and beat the stopped clock that his Manc mate has, that's only right twice a day.

Bootle u14s are lucky to have him.

 

[Revan]

Another gem from the big United fan:

No prospect of title pretentions right now is this United side - for me it's a way off finding its collective feet. Just above ordinary right now is my verdict. This of course implies that City are finding it a bit of a struggle to re-discover their ordinary - a dispirited outfit in the engine room did them no favours yesterday. I'd like to say this left me broken-hearted but that'd be a ferkin' big lie!!

Did I mention that this is his only post after City game? And after Liverpool's match, the only post was him saying that Jones should have been sent off.

How people there haven't understand that the manc who watched Edwards play in the fifties, is actually a teenage scouser?

 

[Wumminator]

Engine room is clearly a Scouse term as well.

 

[montpelier]

That enormo-post on GKs as 11th man and kicking the ball about, probably deserves a heavily spoiler-ed quote here but I'm still trying to recover the will to live, having skimmed through about 1/2 of it.

 

[Ish]

Another gem from the big United fan:



Did I mention that this is his only post after City game? And after Liverpool's match, the only post was him saying that Jones should have been sent off.

How people there haven't understand that the manc who watched Edwards play in the fifties, is actually a teenage scouser?

I think most "non idiots" have figured this out!

 

[soap]

Isn't it amazing how the league is only corrupt when we are on a fine run of form. Surely when we were playing terribly and struggling to score, that was the time for all the refs we have bought to give us the most help?

Instead, the conspiracy was so well planned that they fecked us over early season against the likes of Burnley, Sunderland, Leicester by not giving us those penalties we 'always get'.

I guess having to admit that United have clicked and are playing excellently as a team is something they don't want to let into their heads. It doesn't fit with the narrative that we were going to fade into obscurity once Sir Alex retired.

Viva la conspiracy!

They didn't give us those penalties in order make it seem as of there was no conspiracy, duh

 

[Maagge]

Being bored I decided to go through a bit of their match thread from yesterday.
Milner receives a textbook yellow:

Crowd get's Milner booked. Ref only to happy to keep United happy.

Right.

Fellaini scores:

Hoof. Elbows. Goal.

Dubit10 had a stormer yesterday.

Look at the money United have spent and their tactic is to hoof it up to Elbows each and every time.

Nothing challenge on Mata crowd get's Silva booked yet again. Ref having a shocker.

Love fest on sky for united. Incredible bias.

Although killer_heels wants a bit of the spotlight too:

Only thing wrong with that Kompany tackle was that he didnt take that players ankle off with it.

No need

There very much was a need.

Stay classy. He later went on to want Rooney to lose an eye of all things.

Bu llshit from Neville. The ref is ruining this game. Playing to the crowd each and every time.

I'm interested to see how the likes of Bayern, Barca et al deal with these space age "lump it to microphone head" tactics next season, who am I kidding, they'll end up with the champions of Belarus, Azerbaijan and Israel in their group (or something), there can't be a team in history that has benefited from so many (wrong) decisions in big games, they've been at it for 20 years, but this year has taken the cake.

They are utterly utterly shit.

Tongue in cheek this one?

I don't watch or listen either, can't stomach the thought of Martin Tyler and Gary Neville slobbering over them. I follow their games on here where I know I am getting a fair and unbiased view of the game...

Fellaini should have received a red from the incident with Demichelis:

Should be a red. Elbows strikes again. Oh and gets away with it again.

A little bit of a foul?


That's a straight red?

Why is it ok for Fellani to get away with ballet elbows match after match?

Elbows again. He should have about 5 yellows by now. Laughable

Before Mata's offside goal:

This is one of the worst refereeing performances ive ever seen. So one sided it's bordering on embarrassing for the FA

 

[thegregster]

The CL thing is funny as they had to depend on a soft pen/dive to beat a Bulgarian team at home and only managed a draw in the return fixture.

 

[Mali_Zeus]

I love how they bang about Fellaini's elbows and that we're hoofing the ball to him and its our only way of playing. Fellaini scored a beautiful header goal but no it was hoof and elbows. Not to mention them not knowing the difference between hoof and a long ball.

Also us benefiting from ref decisions and having luck.

You just need to remember how long it took for us to get a penalty this year.

But those guys are mental so no purpose in reasoning with them.

 

[Dobba]

Being bored I decided to go through a bit of their match thread from yesterday.

 

[Jerch]

TBH Rawk is suprised me today. I checked their "Louis van Gaal is still the manager of Manchester United" thread and the comments are all like "united seem to be pretty efficient", "they found form at the right time", "They have been impressive the last few games, fast and fluent".
There are some comments which said that we were lucky earlier in the season (well we were in some games) and that we take advantage of playing less games (maybe it is true) but you would have to look really hard to find a tipical RAWK comment.

What is wrong with them, can't wait for their next boom cycle so it will be fun again.

And one comment which really made me laugh:

Stop winning, you pricks...

 

[Mojo_]

TBH Rawk is suprised me today. I checked their "Louis van Gaal is still the manager of Manchester United" thread and the comments are all like "united seem to be pretty efficient", "they found form at the right time", "They have been impressive the last few games, fast and fluent".
There are some comments which said that we were lucky earlier in the season (well we were in some games) and that we take advantage of playing less games (maybe it is true) but you would have to look really hard to find a tipical RAWK comment.

What is wrong with them, can't wait for their next boom cycle so it will be fun again.

And one comment which really made me laugh:

From the city thread....

They are total fecking frauds. Almost every last man there.

Overpaid, overrated fecking chancers. Yaya? Can't defend, won't defend. Nasri - complete fraud. Kompany - overrated. Mangala - a €50m waste of money. Dzeko - hasn't tried a leg this year. Navas - laughably bad.
The only players worth a damn are Aguero and Silva, and possibly Milner.

It bugs the shit out of me that those charlatans went balls-out last year to pip us to the league, and then down tools from January onwards this year. If those c*nts had self-respect they'd donate their last month's wages to charity.

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

Another gem from the big United fan:



Did I mention that this is his only post after City game? And after Liverpool's match, the only post was him saying that Jones should have been sent off.

How people there haven't understand that the manc who watched Edwards play in the fifties, is actually a teenage scouser?

Was gonna post that... it's mental when admitted Liverpool fans are giving us more praise that this supposed fan who's been watching United since we were called Newton Heath. He's actually fecking nuts.

 

[clarkydaz]

TBH Rawk is suprised me today. I checked their "Louis van Gaal is still the manager of Manchester United" thread and the comments are all like "united seem to be pretty efficient", "they found form at the right time", "They have been impressive the last few games, fast and fluent".
There are some comments which said that we were lucky earlier in the season (well we were in some games) and that we take advantage of playing less games (maybe it is true) but you would have to look really hard to find a tipical RAWK comment.

What is wrong with them, can't wait for their next boom cycle so it will be fun again.

And one comment which really made me laugh:

theyre just devastated and accepting the inevitable normal service resuming. i never tire of the recurring themes;

jammy bastards

dodgy decisions

worst united side in years

 

[Jerch]

From the city thread....

Well i only looked in their thread about United. It looks like they are really angry at City

 

[Ronnie O'Sullivan]

Been wanting to quote several gems from RAWK but was slacking off. Let's start from some weeks back when we went to Anfield....

Full time result : Liverpool 1 United 2

Top four gone, shite management from Rodgers, Gerrard let the club down. Moreno awful too

Money won, football lost today.

appalling red card decision.. feck sake

that prick atkinson could have sent jones off for 2 yellows, couldn't wait to give that soft penalty and only added 30 seconds after 4 mins stoppage time despite anoter sub and penalty. he had it in for us.

Atkinson at best bias, at worst a fecking cheat.

Sturridge goal was a fantastic finish. Best bit of football in the game

He could have at least stamped on a twatish player.

Brendan's two objectives for this season were to get out of the CL group stage and get top 4. He's failed to do both. Surely FSG have to consider his position in the summer?

Terrible stuff against a very poor side. Biggest bell end of the day was to close to call between the ref who has simply brutal and Gerrard.

Rooney missing a penalty was nice though.

Pathetic, feeble, clueless, embarrassing, spineless performance from us against a very average side at HOME

I haven't got a clue what that overrated, greedy [100,000 a week isn't enough for me] little Sterling offers the side

What a horrible, obnoxious excuse for a referee that cheating Martin Atkinson continues to be.

De Gea grabbed his stomach to act like Skrtel kicked him. If it was a true stamp on his leg wouldn't he have just grabbed his leg?

the FA and Cuntstubble Webb knew what they were at appointing Atkinson referee here

Atkinson was absolutely pathetic. You could see the guilt in his eyes while giving yellow to mancs

apart from that 30 minute spell where they bossed us they weren't that good

Their second goal cost a combined £125m

maybe we could have snatched a point but I don't think Atkinson was ever going to allow it. I bet he was gutted that Rooney didn't accept his gift of a free penalty kick.

Should've at least made sure he broke it (Skrtel's stamp on De Gea's leg)

Jones' foul looked worst than Gerrard's stamp which didn't look deliberate to me

Just seen the Gerrard incident. Why the feck wasn't Herrera sent off for that challenge?

Gerrard has nothing left to play for over here, therefore should have ended the c*nts career

Stevie should have gone out in style and knocked out Rooney.

The CL is shit we know - its like a boozer that you don't like. but all the birds go there so you go, cos you know that's the place to be, even if you don't like it.

If i'm Skrtel, i'd go to the FA and say yes I did stamp on De Gea only because Wayne Rooney kicked out and studded our goal keeper and could have broke his ankle so I was paying them back.

As expected FA doing nothing to precious Spanish midgets like Herrera and De Gea when both should get 3 game bans

feck the FA.

Those buggers have the luck of the devil and we played right into their hands.

The Man Utd team may have deserved their win today, but their disgusting support can feck off. I hope some of them got a hiding on the way back to Lime Street.

I'm still convinced at least half of the whingers are rats from RedCafe or somewhere wanting to create more posts for their shitty little Liverpool threads which take up about half of their forum.

I hate Man Utd. I really do. That is all.

Losing 4-1 to the Arse :

We drew the second half. Onwards and upwards.

£120 odd million spent and the only goalscorer we've got is a perma-crock, who since coming back from his latest injury thinks he's Leo Messi.

Dear FSG, go all out to buy some proven, top quality players in the summer. Regards, a seriously disillusioned supporter

A folding chair would've been an improvement over Toure at least it would hold its position.

Gotta say 4-1 flatters them a bit

Sanchez no where near as Suarez. Wellback no where near Sturridge or Sterling. This win is nowhere near Liverpool beating Arsenal last time with 6 goals

Ah that right lets blame Brendan. He is the best young manager in world football. Him over Van Gaal and Wenger every day.

What is incredibly annoying is why do refs only punish our players? For the second week running we were screwed.

Thought we were really good today. What is everyone's problem?

United 4-2 City

Van Gaal the arrogant cock, been par for the course but acts like he's 20 points clear. Hope City twat them.

United tore apart there. 0-1, United haven't got started yet. Well played Milner.

This could be a cricket score. The way City have started

City have ripped them apart in that first 10 minutes

So United falling out of the top 4 it is!

Great start!! Love to see the Utd bubble burst, talking too much lately.

1-1 stuffy one

jammy c*nts, Flukey bastards

Mandatory flukey United goal at OT.

It's ridiculous how lucky they are.

You fecking sack of red black and white/green and gold shite with your shitty team of shitehawks.

Pure lucky goal. Long ball United.

Ermmm well done to those who wanted United to win.

Anybody wanting Man Utd to win, is indeed an idiot.

Luke Shaw is a poster child for the dangers of obesity. Whilst injured, he's been in Rooney's locker stealing chips and gravy and chocolates and biscuits and meat pies most likely.

2 - 1 Elbows

Utd really are fecking shite but one thing they never seem short off is luck. And shithouse c*nt who wins everything in the air. c*nts.

Love fest on sky for united. Incredible bias.

City will win this game.

Only thing wrong with that Kompany tackle was that he didnt take that players ankle off with it

utter shite all season, and benefiting from dodgy decisions every week, it's laughable.

Kompany Being replaced by Mangala. The ultimate insult.

Yet another OT offside goal. It's just like Fergie never retired.

mangala you fool

Haha 3 minutes injury time, is that all? feck off.

3 minutes lol When oh when will we see fairness on injury time at OT?

That United team are nothing special at all. The standard this season is very very low. Breaks my heart to think that City team beat us to the league last season.

so many posts on here are going to end up in their f'ing rawk meltdown thread

They have a RAWK meltdown thread? Sad bastards.

 

[Revan]

Although killer_heels wants a bit of the spotlight too:

Stay classy. He later went on to want Rooney to lose an eye of all things.

It's a she. And she's mental. Sincerely, the amount of time she wishes injuries to players of other teams (not only United) is insane. If someone here would post like her, he would get banned on the first day.

 

[Ramshock]

"Utterly utterly shite" yet managed to beat them twice