RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

[montpelier]

That is an utterly new level of psychosis. So many unanswered questions. How did he pick out the arbitrary number 2 out of thin air? What the feck is a -1-0?

Only on RAWK

tbf, for their overall performance it works out better & more accurately than their other efforts - the Alternative Prem & those scary graphs

 

[vibe]

Feeling down? Under the weather? Like you could use some cheering up? Then take a gander at the first pages of this thread!

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=315516

Laughter™. The best medicine.

 

[OneUnited24]

Feeling down? Under the weather? Like you could use some cheering up? Then take a gander at the first pages of this thread!

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=315516

Laughter™. The best medicine.

Amazing how many actually had us down to finish in the top 4

 

[Wonder Pigeon]

That is an utterly new level of psychosis. So many unanswered questions. How did he pick out the arbitrary number 2 out of thin air? What the feck is a -1-0?

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To be fair he accounted for "the minimum score of 0".

 

[BorisontheRock]

tbf, for their overall performance it works out better & more accurately than their other efforts - the Alternative Prem & those scary graphs

Only when you apply it looking backwards which of course was going to be the case as that's how he got the -1.5 goals anyway!!

As a predictor its 0 for 3. Let's hope 0 for 4 and 1 for 5!!

 

[VanGaalEra]

They truly swear by that Alternative Premier League table.

What's the odds on them deserting it in a couple of weeks time when it has them at the bottom on about -20?

 

[jaimoe]

Feeling down? Under the weather? Like you could use some cheering up? Then take a gander at the first pages of this thread!

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=315516

Laughter™. The best medicine.

I tried to read it and was getting a headache, then I came across Slippy G as top assist man and decided to feck off back here. That was too much for me.

 

[The Man Himself]

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So many have Fat Sam as first sacking

 

[matherto]

So many have Fat Sam as first sacking

Wasn't a bad shout in the summer to be fair.

What he's managed to do from where he was is nothing short of remarkable to be honest, deserves all the credit in the world.

 

[Earthquake]

It's odd that so many had RvP/Rooney as top scorer, Mata top assists, but still Man Utd 6th.

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Found this on RAWK.

Looks like Rodgers finally managed to get ahead of himself and Hodgson.

 

[Trizy]

It's odd that so many had RvP/Rooney as top scorer, Mata top assists, but still Man Utd 6th.

Indeed, which would mean we score nearly 100 goals but must be conceding 200!

 

[SharkyMcShark]

Feeling down? Under the weather? Like you could use some cheering up? Then take a gander at the first pages of this thread!

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=315516

Laughter™. The best medicine.

Signing of the season?

> Balotelli it is, establishing himself as a First Class Striker, No Baggage Edition.

 

[Jippy]

Wasn't a bad shout in the summer to be fair.

What he's managed to do from where he was is nothing short of remarkable to be honest, deserves all the credit in the world.

Yeah, plenty of their fans were calling for his head in pre-season after a couple of awful results.
Plenty of West Ham and Newcastle fans have had to eat their words this season.

 

[Jippy]

Feeling down? Under the weather? Like you could use some cheering up? Then take a gander at the first pages of this thread!

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=315516

Laughter™. The best medicine.

Was impressed one guy said Pelle would be a surprise big hit...but then he ruined it by saying Sanchez would flop. Am sure any pre-season prediction thread on here would look equally crap. Southampton and West Ham ffs.

 

[Brightonian]

Well we scored 2 vs Asnl with only 1 shot on target so anything is possible!

This is true! 5 might have been a push though.

 

[SonnyTheHaloPro]

Can someone link or direct me to their 2012/13 Untied thread pls? Bet that was funny as feck!

 

[Isotope]

some class stuff here.

I didn't know what a 'false number 9' was until we signed Lambert.

 

[Raoul]

some class stuff here.

I didn't know what a 'false number 9' was until we signed Lambert.

 

[fishfingers15]

Found this on RAWK.

Looks like Rodgers finally managed to get ahead of himself and Hodgson.

Clearly bullshit, Hodgson is first alphabetically as H comes before R, so Rodgers should be last in that table.

 

[Sky1981]

They have to resort to fan fiction, alternate tables, imaginary united supporting friend, and they still lose in their alternate parallel universe

 

[Tarrou]

Can someone link or direct me to their 2012/13 Untied thread pls? Bet that was funny as feck!

They weren't allowed one back then.

 

[SonnyTheHaloPro]

They weren't allowed one back then.

why ahaha? So they only started with that David Moyes thread?

 

[Tarrou]

why ahaha? So they only started with that David Moyes thread?

Not sure tbh mate. I just saw one of them mention it in the LVG thread. It's RAWK, it's not supposed to make sense.

 

[spontaneus1]

So then, reaction to the draw? Fergie running the FA I assume...

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

They weren't allowed one back then.

They did have one at one point, but it was locked

 

[Sied]

why ahaha? So they only started with that David Moyes thread?

They're obsessed with not being obsessed with us

 

[XdanielredX]

They're obsessed with not being obsessed with us

Soon theyll make a thread based on how they aren't obsessed with us and how we are obsessed with them

 

[The Man Himself]

How are our friends over there doing? Also, do we still trail them in alternate universe table?

 

[Crackers]

They're going to completely lose it.

 

[vibe]

I'm still curious whether Liverpool actually, genuinely, with a hand on their heart believed they were going to finish above us this season, or if they were just pretending for the sake of banter.

Because if they truly thought last season was anything more than an anomaly, then I don't know what to tell them...

 

[Crackers]

That's the first time I've seen United in quite a while. I thought they were error prone at the back, slow in midfield and disjointed up front. The two differences between is and them at the moment is they can defend set pieces and can score from nothing.

If we stop Shitting ourselves for five minutes we should go there with not a lot to fear. Keeping our concentration is half the battle because they'll get frustrated and impatient if we don't gift them anything and theyre as sloppy on the ball again on Sunday.

They're well ahead of us and may well be further ahead come Sunday so......

 

[Crackers]

A 10 point gap and we would need either a second half like last season for us or a season half of last season for them! We have to win at the weekend, a 4 point gap is not a great deal and it would take some air out of their inbred balloon. Our performance level needs to be much higher than it has been this season so far to win though. If nothing else I hope Rickie or someone else smashes that feckers Felliani's face in.

They're getting nervous.

 

[Ducklegs]

I would love just a no nonsense composed 2-0 win.
No hammering, no fuss, just knock the ball about nicely and slot two lovely worked taps ins past them and be done.

It won't be that though, it will be like watching two brain damaged 45 year old heavy weights slugging it out for 90 minutes.

 

[JPRouve]

I don't see Di Maria being fit. If he is, lets kick him early on and send him back to bench.

 

[Señor]

Must be something in the water in Merseyside. According to Jamie Carragher, we've gone back to being lucky United. Today, fair enough but he really is the epitome of your classic Liverpool fan putting our success down to luck.

 

[okLaptop1]

"I don't see Di Maria being fit. If he is, lets kick him early on and send him back to bench."

Classy.

 

[pierrethesnack]

I'm still curious whether Liverpool actually, genuinely, with a hand on their heart believed they were going to finish above us this season, or if they were just pretending for the sake of banter.

Because if they truly thought last season was anything more than an anomaly, then I don't know what to tell them...

I think many of them did, yes. Reading a bit on the Norwegian Liverpool page, and one guy is saying that he genuinely believed that they were better than us player by player last season, and that it didn't have that much to do with Suarez and Sturridge.

 

[Cooksen]

Why do liverpool fans have such an obsession with net spend?

 

[Earthquake]

Why do liverpool fans have such an obsession with net spend?

Because the smaller numbers suit their self image of the plucky upstart just scraping by with the big boys, only spending pennies, la, only reason they're not on top is financial doping, etc, etc, la, YAWN....