The RAWK Hierarchy of English Football must look something like this I reckon:
Liverpool Football Club of Liverpool - 5 Times, la' - Best Manager in the World*, Best Front 3 In Europe**, humble
# Our Shadow
# Our Shadow
# Our Shadow
# Our Shadow
# Our Shadow
# Five Times, la'
City - at least they're from Manchester, Oil Club
Chelsea - get upset when we taunt them for being shit, no History, Oil Club
Yernited - fortunate to be 4th -
SIXTH
should be 6th really
SIXTH
, vast % of trophies won through corruption, favoured by referees,
shite American owners
Arsenal - never going to be as Invincible as us, never won Big Ears, never will win Big Ears, not even playing in Big Ears this year, we always twat these cos they are soft, except in 1989 when we all cried, haven't won the League in ages
Everton - these are a comedy club, haven't won the League since the 1980s
Clubs Managed by Pulis - we ought to twat these but don't, hoofball, always cheating, always cheating vs LFC in particular, favoured by referees
Tottenham - never won anything ever these, almost dross
The Dross - these are for twatting are these, but we don't, entirely due to bad luck & the woodwork, tend to be ABSOLUTELY MASSIVELY favoured by referees when playing LFC (due to Mr Ferguson / FA Conspiracy), superhero goalkeepers with special powers
* - saw a RAWK quote saying this last night but couldn't be bothered
** - same as *