Or Keita at Leipzig! Imagine the outrage on here if we can't prise Keita from Leipzig early in the window but Barca can snag Coutinho from us moments before the season starts
Yes, I am imagening that right now..
RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 2017/20-18 Edition | LOLis Karius
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Yes, I am imagening that right now..
'Approved sauces only.' Is that deliberate? It's like what I type when really pissed.
Made it a bit obvious mate. The Twitter account prob won't post it because of that.
They won't need to play Sevilla.
My job is done. I made it.
Can't believe they fell for a post as obviously a pisstake as that but fair play!
A rawkite says...
"United were dog shit last season, and they will remain dog shit this season. They have the world's most risk averse manager coaching them and have not in any way improved their team or their squad. For a team that scored less goals than Bournemouth and Everton last year, where on earth are the goals going to come from to propel them into the top 4 ? For all this talk about us lacking depth, what happens to them if Lukaku breaks a leg ? They are stuck with a kid in Rashford leading the line. They don't have a single respectable winger in that squad either. This is a team that will be giving serious minutes to Jesse Lingard and Fellaini yet again this season. They haven't a hope in hell of bypassing us based on current squads.
This will all become abundantly clear when the actual football begins. Pre season certainly hasn't indicated anything different to last year's pattern I.e us playing fast paced, intelligent football, them playing boring Jose Mourinho inspired tumescent football."
Considering we took Everton's 25 goals and swapped it for our 5 goals scoring striker, I'd suggest that's one way we've improved our team
Kinda the opposite of switching salah for coutinho
"United were dog shit last season, and they will remain dog shit this season. They have the world's most risk averse manager coaching them and have not in any way improved their team or their squad. For a team that scored less goals than Bournemouth and Everton last year, where on earth are the goals going to come from to propel them into the top 4 ? For all this talk about us lacking depth, what happens to them if Lukaku breaks a leg ? They are stuck with a kid in Rashford leading the line. They don't have a single respectable winger in that squad either. This is a team that will be giving serious minutes to Jesse Lingard and Fellaini yet again this season. They haven't a hope in hell of bypassing us based on current squads.
This will all become abundantly clear when the actual football begins. Pre season certainly hasn't indicated anything different to last year's pattern I.e us playing fast paced, intelligent football, them playing boring Jose Mourinho inspired tumescent football."
Considering we took Everton's 25 goals and swapped it for our 5 goals scoring striker, I'd suggest that's one way we've improved our team
Kinda the opposite of switching salah for coutinho
Tbf he raises a few valid points
I could read the "RAWK goes into lockdown" thread all day, all night!
Highlight of tonight: "manc/Everton loving"
Highlight of tonight: "manc/Everton loving"
From:
It has now been LOCKED - due to discussing Phil Neville, allegedly.
What was it?
@Arbitrium The twitter posted two tweets from my one message. However I deleted my comment showing this so I can try to remain under the radar
Do you not find it a bit weird that you're openly trolling on a Liverpool forum?
Hehe, keep up the good work agent
Not really. Just a bit of fun to keep me amused this evening.
Edit: Damn white text. Will do.
Phase of Play's successor has:
1 - moved on to goalkeepers
2 - gotten quite feisty
3 - produced a season preview of about 350 pages
4 - done or has found some more diagrams
5 - lost it completely now I think
1 - moved on to goalkeepers
2 - gotten quite feisty
3 - produced a season preview of about 350 pages
4 - done or has found some more diagrams
5 - lost it completely now I think
How on earth do you measure 'average shot difficulty'? This guy is high.Phase of Play's successor has:
1 - moved on to goalkeepers
2 - gotten quite feisty
3 - produced a season preview of about 350 pages
4 - done or has found some more diagrams
5 - lost it completely now I think
Bloody season will be over by the time you finish reading it.
Phase of Play's successor has:
1 - moved on to goalkeepers
2 - gotten quite feisty
3 - produced a season preview of about 350 pages
4 - done or has found some more diagrams
5 - lost it completely now I think
These graphs and diagrams are so arbitrary. And least someone still retains their sanity at Arkham Asylum.
Is there any need to shut the Coutinho thread? The biggest bid in the clubs history has come in tonight for our best player and now we can`t discuss because there`s some daft chatter about Phil Neville
I'm in guys and I need your help to write the first post.
What was it??
On the other hand, as far as I can tell the graphs suggest that Mignolet and Karius both suck, which seems pretty accurate.
Last one literally looks like a uterusPhase of Play's successor has:
1 - moved on to goalkeepers
2 - gotten quite feisty
3 - produced a season preview of about 350 pages
4 - done or has found some more diagrams
5 - lost it completely now I think
Tbf he raises a few valid points
Yep he is spot on about us, we are relying on its. If Mata scores more, if Mkhitaryan scores like he did in his last season,big Matic gives pogba more freedom
It's for Klopp
Wait for us to lose a game and this post will be the norm in the match day thread. He has made some points which we are aware of but the solution is more end product from Rashford, Mhikhi,Mata , Martial and Pogba.
So let's not laugh too much about this particular post as it has potential to snowball intoa big big problem for us!
I will feck the fat bird in the traffic office if Liverpool win more than us this season.
Well yeah but when you consider that we lost ibra who scored more than 25...
I don't actually disagree with much there. I'd be surprised if we play better football than Liverpool this season.
To all you guys posting on the RAWK forum:
The point of this thread is for us to laugh at THEM, not laugh at ourselves pretending to be them.
So please leave it alone, I want to enjoy their meltdowns and know it's THEIR meltdown.
The point of this thread is for us to laugh at THEM, not laugh at ourselves pretending to be them.
So please leave it alone, I want to enjoy their meltdowns and know it's THEIR meltdown.
Locking the Coutinho thread because Phil Neville said something they don't want to hear.
They are brilliant.
They are brilliant.
Does she not get a say in the matter?
Yet another fake friend.
fecking hell, some United fans pretending to be Liverpool fans on their forum saying stupid stuff and then other united fans laughing at that stuff
We don't come off well here guys.
We don't come off well here guys.
Same, I wonder if any of them ever believe it.
Those never cease to amaze me.
The difference between them trying to get van dick and barca trying for coutinho.
He forgot to mention the 'etc' includes 'netspend cup' and the 'ground covered shield'.
Pretty much the reverse of you then?
So they wanted us to keep De Gea and not sell him to RM?
re: @LoSpritz @Wumminator view on the impersonation
hmm, well... I'm not gonna argue that quoting our moles deliberately being them is total comedy gold & we should do it all the time - that would make for a very lame thread indeed, like what you say - but the joke here was hopefully a bit more than. Made me laugh a bit anyway. which is what messing about on the internet is the main point thereof - or something,
How often have we said ''which one of you lot is this?'' & we were talking about difficulty of registration & instant early banning for tiny infractions of their harsh Masonic code.
We should probably call it a draw now though, imo. This is just a smart-arse attempted peace-making post (if that's needed) definitely not trying to tell people what to think. Mainly, I don't want to see the crowd-gif again though, so I very gently propose that we call it done & go again. This is the best meltdown thread ever for me & the season hasn't even started yet,.
hmm, well... I'm not gonna argue that quoting our moles deliberately being them is total comedy gold & we should do it all the time - that would make for a very lame thread indeed, like what you say - but the joke here was hopefully a bit more than. Made me laugh a bit anyway. which is what messing about on the internet is the main point thereof - or something,
How often have we said ''which one of you lot is this?'' & we were talking about difficulty of registration & instant early banning for tiny infractions of their harsh Masonic code.
We should probably call it a draw now though, imo. This is just a smart-arse attempted peace-making post (if that's needed) definitely not trying to tell people what to think. Mainly, I don't want to see the crowd-gif again though, so I very gently propose that we call it done & go again. This is the best meltdown thread ever for me & the season hasn't even started yet,
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