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"It's like..."
Moyes - 5 replaced greatest manager of all time with guy who might be similar because he's Scottish and a bit grumpy. Blamed not getting the signings he wanted yet chose to sign Fellaini. Relentless subbing on of Hernandes.
LVG - 4 Accompanied by army of online cult fans who thought because he used the word "philosophy" a lot, he must be a tactical genius, and that they could therefore prove they are too by constantly defending him like a messiah. Same people who used blogs and pointless tactics board graphics to try and justify why decisions like playing Di Maria in central midfield or bringing James Wilson on to man mark the opposition striker, weren't completely insane. Queens Park Raisins, Strawberries Town, Mike Smalling, etc.
Jose 5 - it would be a 7 but his midweek game preparation descended into scouring every media outlet on the planet for comments about himself and then using every press conference to attack anyone who'd said anything even vaguely negative about him. I didn't like that man utd were referred to endlessly as"Jose Mourinho's Man Utd". Now speaks fondly about the club despite apparently hating everything about it when he was here.
Ole - 6 an 8 that had to be minused 2 points because he failed to win a trophy after assembling a hugely talented squad of attacking players, and basically because the club sacked him 6 months too late so his reign was tarnished by us being really shite for a prolonged spell at the end of it. Tactically weak but the only post Ferguson manager who seemed able to motivate a squad for more than 5 minutes.
Rangnick - 3 I mean I liked him but it was a really dumb situation to bring him into. Failed miserably at the task of not getting sacked from the job he had already been pre sacked from before being appointed.
ETH - 5 really positive first season (until everyone got injured). Unfortunately then seemed to go completely insane and decided he could replace having a midfield with Mason Mount, amd then everyone got injured. Highly skilled at making sure everyone got injured.
RVN - 10 unknown managerial ability but looks good in a suit.
LVG - 4 Accompanied by army of online cult fans who thought because he used the word "philosophy" a lot, he must be a tactical genius, and that they could therefore prove they are too by constantly defending him like a messiah. Same people who used blogs and pointless tactics board graphics to try and justify why decisions like playing Di Maria in central midfield or bringing James Wilson on to man mark the opposition striker, weren't completely insane. Queens Park Raisins, Strawberries Town, Mike Smalling, etc.
Jose 5 - it would be a 7 but his midweek game preparation descended into scouring every media outlet on the planet for comments about himself and then using every press conference to attack anyone who'd said anything even vaguely negative about him. I didn't like that man utd were referred to endlessly as"Jose Mourinho's Man Utd". Now speaks fondly about the club despite apparently hating everything about it when he was here.
Ole - 6 an 8 that had to be minused 2 points because he failed to win a trophy after assembling a hugely talented squad of attacking players, and basically because the club sacked him 6 months too late so his reign was tarnished by us being really shite for a prolonged spell at the end of it. Tactically weak but the only post Ferguson manager who seemed able to motivate a squad for more than 5 minutes.
Rangnick - 3 I mean I liked him but it was a really dumb situation to bring him into. Failed miserably at the task of not getting sacked from the job he had already been pre sacked from before being appointed.
ETH - 5 really positive first season (until everyone got injured). Unfortunately then seemed to go completely insane and decided he could replace having a midfield with Mason Mount, amd then everyone got injured. Highly skilled at making sure everyone got injured.
RVN - 10 unknown managerial ability but looks good in a suit.