Fraud.
We had better start Chido next game.
We had better start Chido next game.
9
Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 49
- Goals
- 10
- Assists
- 2
- Yellow cards
- 2
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Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) discuss United's fantastic win away against Athletic Club in the semi-final of the Europa League.
They also pick out the positives of United's 4-3 loss away at Brentford, and Nik reviews a day out at Old Trafford watching Manchester United Women qualify for the Champions League.
I’ve given up all hope for him. Which is sad. I wanted him to succeed but I’m now on the anti-Højlund train.
Chi showed more in 20 mins than he has all season.
Chindo obi came on and looked somewhat more menacing even if he didn't do a lot. Hojlund offers nothing
Surely there has to be a referee with a higher xG trough a deflected shot or something than him this season.
Zero goal threat
Zero goal threat
Getting subbed out for an actual child is a new low.
That's going to be status quo now. Hojlund is in big trouble if Obi takes to his role, and takes his chance - that'll end in Hojlund being his understudy by April, at this rate
That's going to be status quo now. Hojlund is in big trouble if Obi takes to his role, and takes his chance - that'll end in Hojlund being his understudy by April, at this rate
I'm over giving him more chances. He has absolutely nothing special about him and is just so meek and weak. Never ever a Manchester united level striker. Not even as good as Igahlo
No he didn't
He’s been so bad but he was definitely not this bad last season, reckon his confidence is in bits and he’s not suited to our football at all. Think he’d have done all right on an Ole type team. Not going to cut it though, that’s for sure.
Hojlund doesn’t offer nothing. He most often offers negative.
Headless Hojlund. Hojlund the hider. Many names for him. Starting striker for Man Utd is not one of them. Debatable whether you'd even have him on the bench. He offers nothing.
0/8 duels won today. Almost impressive for a 6'3 forward. He managed 1/9 last time out against Spurs.
Nope.
Can't really be quantified in stats but he also makes historically bad runs and is literally never in a position to receive forward passes.
Comfortably the worst forward to play for us in the modern era.
- Overall there isn't a SINGLE starting forward in the league with a lower duel wIn % this season.
- He's 32nd out of 32 strikers (with more than 300 minutes played) in terms of aerial duel win %.
Nope.
- He's averaging 1 dribble completed every 3 games. Not a mistype (also it's actually every 3.5 games)
- He's averaging 0.71 expected assists. No, not per game. This season.
- He has more unsuccessful touches per game than goals this season.
Can't really be quantified in stats but he also makes historically bad runs and is literally never in a position to receive forward passes.
Comfortably the worst forward to play for us in the modern era.
Did he play?
Shouldn’t start again. Chido made more impactful runs within 5 mins than he did all game
No, he ran.
He's playing because there's been no one else. That's it. For some reason we bought him and for some reason the only other forward we've bought is more of a #10 than a #9 so he keeps on playing.
I'm not having that it's just the system that's at fault with him. He's just constantly in the wrong position. Being a world class no. 9 is as much about understanding where you need to position yourself on the pitch as it is technical ability or finishing.
Never seen a player so lacking in fundamentals.
Is over 6 ft 2 but can't play hold up, can't dribble, can't pass, can't make runs, can't anticipate where the ball will be, can't shake off his defender, has no change of pace, can't drop the shoulder, can't control the ball, doesn't shoot enough, can't make half a yard for himself.
Absolutely garbage.
Is over 6 ft 2 but can't play hold up, can't dribble, can't pass, can't make runs, can't anticipate where the ball will be, can't shake off his defender, has no change of pace, can't drop the shoulder, can't control the ball, doesn't shoot enough, can't make half a yard for himself.
Absolutely garbage.
If Lukaku was considered a flop for us in spite of scoring vastly more goals, what do we consider him?
The worst striker in MUFC history.
He's trying, and that id all.
Constantly outpaced and outmuscled.
Constantly outpaced and outmuscled.
I'd agree with this. When he first came in he was making runs and such. I said at the time he's not getting the ball and thus he's gonna stop making the runs. And of course now that he should be making the runs he's not because there isn't a consistency in terms of getting the ball towards the striker
Reckon he needs a loan or something. He shouldn't be a starter for us
Our scouts are criminals
Its like when people tried to convince themselves that Donny Van Der Beek was actually a top class footballer and him never being in the game was because his movement was too intelligent for his teammates, too advanced for the neanderthals he was playing with, that they were the problem and not him.
The eye test making him look incredibly average was clearly wrong.
The eye test making him look incredibly average was clearly wrong.
People were joking about Maguire would contribute more playing as a striker, but I think it's not far from truth.
Just an awful player. He is not even PL level, let alone being good enough for us.
Yeah, Amiron needs to stop playing him - offering absolutely nothing at the moment.
I'm telling you this guy is a different level of rubbish.
He offers nothing, he's up there as the worst signing in the clubs history.
That was just sad to watch. Zero quality and zero confidence. He was no world beater last season but he was much better than this. It's sad to see a young player regress so much in 1 year, he hardly looks like a football player these days.
Needs to be dropped, he needed to be dropped ages ago and slowly fed back into the team to gain confidence. He looks absolutely destroyed this season
His stats in general play were not much better last season but he had that run of goals that had people ignoring the rest. Pretty obvious from early on that he was a seriously limited all round footballer.
He's putting in consistent 1/10 performances at the moment. There is absolutely nothing about him, as a striker or as a footballer in general.
Just laughable we somehow decided this guy was worth £72m.
If we sign one more fecking big bodied player that can’t win a header I’m going to lose it. It’s literally effort and practice (and the needed athleticism which he has), jumping and heading a ball isn’t asking someone to do a fecking scorpion kick.
fecking joke
fecking joke
+1000
Completed 7 passes today in 70 mins, the worst of any player on the pitch. He also lost possession 3 times.
It's genuinely shocking how bad he is.
Put more crosses in people say, the guy has scored 1 header in his career from what I can see.
He really has nothing going for him right now.
2 goals in 20 league games is an awful return. You'd expect those sort of stats from a defender, not a fecking striker.
He is so bad, he makes me yearn for a never fit Martial
People say as if had wasted chances. We dont create chances. We may well play without a striker.