Raphael Varane | Signed for United!

[Widow]

This would be a great summer if we manage to bring him, Sancho and a DCM in.

Not to be too ready but Trippier would be the icing on the cake!

Apparently there is a prize for being the first poster on page 200.

Exciting times

What do I win?

 

[JJ12]

Hopefully the slow news day is due to negotiations and no time to brief media.

I love that there’s more people who think like me. Amazing rationale. Full blown muppets.

 

[ehsanul]

Looks like Varane might stay at Real.

 

[AttackAttackAttack]

No way Varane stays at Madrid. We will pay him what it takes to bring him over (bonuses) and Madrid are beat. Try as they might to drag this out for an extra 10 milly they need the cash and we can play the waiting game. I can’t see how Varane wants to stay there after they tried to low ball him and pay Alaba, what, 400k a week ?

 

[Regulus Arcturus Black]

Looks like Varane might stay at Real.

 

[MDFC Manager]

Looks like Varane might stay at Real.

When @ehsanul posts a negative tweet, it's essentially a done deal.

 

[Cantonaaa!]

Thread title says ‘Nothing new’

Me: Clicks on thread to see if there’s any news

 

[Random Task]

This would be a great summer if we manage to bring him, Sancho and a DCM in.

Not to be too ready but Trippier would be the icing on the cake!





What do I win?

Ah, yeah, about that. I was totally lying. I have no defence

What about that Varane, though. What a player

 

[Strats]

Looks like Varane might stay at Real.

That was that

 

[Withnail]

In all seriousness though, when is the next full moon? Thats when its going to happen isn't it?

Sat 24th... Not long now!

 

[TheReligion]

/thread

 

[ShinjiNinja26]

All these tweets so far are about us agreeing personal terms with Varane and that he wants to leave etc. Once we start seeing tweets about us in direct contact with Madrid regarding price and agreeing a fee then I’ll start getting excited, until then I’m not getting sucked in.

 

[Widow]

What about that Varane, though

Deal!

 

[Pexbo]

That was that

You’re a fecking amateur mate. Don’t show your face here again.

 

[Brophs]

Wait, wait, wait, back up, we have a tier system for journo reliability? Like, for reals?

Who's tier 1?

Don't do this to yourself. As soon as you read it you'll instantly become dumber.

 

[Judas]

Imagine a Tweet by that McDermott negative Nancy making anyone think this is off

 

[DON’T PANIC ™]

If Varane isn’t determined to join Utd, we should move on. There’s a lot of BS being tweeted, I’m not convinced there’s any substance to this at all.

 

[Judas]

If Varane isn’t determined to join Utd, we should move on. There’s a lot of BS being tweeted, I’m not convinced there’s any substance to this at all.

You seem to panic a lot for someone with that username.

 

[Withnail]

All these tweets so far are about us agreeing personal terms with Varane and that he wants to leave etc. Once we start seeing tweets about us in direct contact with Madrid regarding price and agreeing a fee then I’ll start getting excited, until then I’m not getting sucked in.

Didn't we already have them a few days ago?

 

[DON’T PANIC ™]

You seem to panic a lot for someone with that username.

Not in the least bit panicked. Frustrated that people get invested so much in rumours like these every summer, when will we ever learn?

 

[Crustanoid]

We are the village idiots of getting transfers over the line

 

[ShinjiNinja26]

Didn't we already have them a few days ago?

All rumours so far from what I’ve seen, just what Real are hoping to get for him and what we’re supposedly willing to pay. Nothing concrete on us being locked in negotiations and trying to thrash out a deal directly with Madrid at the moment.

 

[El-Manos]

Looks like Varane might stay at Real.

Ah ha ha… it’s done so.

 

[Rado_N]

Don't do this to yourself. As soon as you read it you'll instantly become dumber.

This is a whole moon post.

 

[Judas]

Not in the least bit panicked. Frustrated that people get invested so much in rumours like these every summer, when will we ever learn?

Imagine not getting invested in muppet season sounds bloody miserable to me.

 

[Paxi]

Looks like Varane might stay at Real.

This guy is a fecking idiot. Don’t post him here — he knows absolutely feck all. Nothing.

 

[Joseunited]

This guy is a fecking idiot. Don’t post him here — he knows absolutely feck all. Nothing.

And yet sooo many people are having a meltdown after reading it.

 

[pratyush_utd]

Looks like Varane might stay at Real.

All noises until he does what? This tweet makes no sense at all.

 

[Withnail]

All noises until he does what? This tweet makes no sense at all.

Who the feck is this guy?

He really nails his colours to the mast anyway. You gotta respect that.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Why even tweet then? Jesus christ.

 

[passing-wind]

Wouldn't bother waste time with third party journalists. The only decently credible information will be either from Madrid high tier journalists or sources that have relatively good links with the club. Anyone in the 'grey' area should be immediately disregarded.

 

[croadyman]

Why even tweet then? Jesus christ.

Yeah unless these journos have everything concrete to say on it just keep quiet

 

[Pexbo]

This is a whole moon post.

Nay, that’s a sycamore

 

[strandty]

Title change gave me a heart attack

 

[JB08]

Why the change in title? What's over?

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

WTF kind of title update is that?

 

[charlenefan]

I hope whoever changed the title gets the same infraction point I got earlier in the thread

 

[Regulus Arcturus Black]

I could do this twitter stuff.

"All sources say he wants to join United. But, of course, he may also stay."

Thousands of people follow this numpty.

 

[Crustanoid]

We are the worst ever negotiators in the transfer market of the entirety of football history

 

[VP89]

Thread title is a wum