Jim Hacker, (fictional) British PM: "First rule in politics: never believe anything until it's officially denied."
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Jim Hacker, (fictional) British PM: "First rule in politics: never believe anything until it's officially denied."
Also known as the win-win-win logic,if you say nothing you are hiding something, if you deny calmly then you don't seem sure of yourself and if you deny fiercely, you are clearly lying.
Exactly.
Very disappointing news. I still hold hopes for him that he'll deliver, but at the current rate, he's not going to be in a United shirt next season. I'd be surprised if we go all out and buy him if he doesn't have a good season.
A new injury while still injured ? I really hope all these rumors about him being already bought for next year are lies, what a weird loan signing it's been. Very very underwhelming so far.
Tell you what, I'll take 6 weeks as an over before we see Falcao play 90 minutes. Until I see that I don't believe anything I hear.
He's going to need to have an absolutely extraordinary second half of the season for us to even consider buying him. Can't see that happen. He'll be gone at the end of the season.
Thank feck we did a loan.
When something seems too good to be true, it usually is. He's crocked.
If i'm being honest, i absolutely do not care about Falcao, i want us to play with 1 striker and i want it to be Rooney with Wilson as cover.
"To clarify, "new injury" refers to Falcao's recent calf problem. The word "new" was used to distinguish this from a previous knee injury."
Manchester United communication department needs some firing.
I thought so.
I doubt I'm alone in not buying a bar of this nonsense?
Gutted. I really can't wait for him to kickstart his season.
Told you so, was very obvious from the context of the quotes thats what was meant.
This time next year, Rodders....
More lies from the club. Or so people think...
Definitely need to improve, it's been shambolic today and too confusing.
Why am i not surprised.
Why though? The first quote is what LvG said, and it was obvious what it meant.
He's already a millionaire on those wages.
And incase that wasn't enough...
"Louis van Gaal confirms Falcao will return to full training with the first team on Sunday."
"Louis van Gaal confirms Falcao will return to full training with the first team on Sunday."
I know let's take him for 12 months , pay his wages , help get him back to full fitness , not see him play , then see him sign for someone else .
You couldn't make it up could you !
A 6 week calf strain ffs
You couldn't make it up could you !
A 6 week calf strain ffs
What do you mean? Conspiracy theory?!
This is like a less extreme version of Sturridge's problems. Not a particularly far fetched story.
fecking interns man.
Afterwards he will form a duo with Aguero and lead them to the title.
So, basically he hasn't had a new injury, he'll return to training on the Sunday which is actually good news? But some caftards went crazy anyway.
Is he eating the right foods? I worry his diet is to blame.
It's not the caftards fault if someone and LVG don't know the definition of "new".
You can see moyes dressed up as a witch doctor in his spanish villa , pushing pins into Man Utd 2014/15 squad dolls , and where the pin is inserted that part of the body explodes.
Rojo got a pin in the shoulder , blind in the knee , jones in the shin and de gea got one pushed into his finger .
The phone must have rang and moyes got up to answer it and stood on evans by accident .
Typical.
I bet Blatter's involved in all this.
Manchester United, getting someone to full fitness?
He should be happy if he can still play football when we're done with him.
Seriously? I was looking forward to him coming on against Arsenal as well.
Nevermind that, how's his watch getting on?
The "new" injury was apparently one that happened four weeks ago. Odd use of the word, but glad Falcao will start training again.
those who were getting extraordinarily excited when he signed are probably feeling a little silly right now.
Call it early December bus his next appearance and a couple of assists and one goal, for what is probably £4m in wages is a right stinger.
I'm not pleased that the 12mins or so that my £1406 2 season tickets covered has been wasted!
Call it early December bus his next appearance and a couple of assists and one goal, for what is probably £4m in wages is a right stinger.
I'm not pleased that the 12mins or so that my £1406 2 season tickets covered has been wasted!
Shambolic communication.
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