Some really shite posts in this thread. Did as good a job as you can expect given the circumstances. Would have no issues with him starting again next week.
Surely a piss take?
The list of things the man cannot do includes:
Control a ball.
Receive a ball with back to goal, hold off a defender and give a pass away (this one is key as this is what he attempts to do 97.8% of the time).
Win any type of physical challenge.
Run effective lines.
Create chances.
Score chances.
Maintain a presence up front.
Get on the end of crosses.
Close or press defenders and keepers.
He is not premier league quality anymore.
I'm not convinced he's even championship quality. Obviously he was, but no longer.
There are strikers playing for teams at the bottom of this league, and top of the one below, who with the dominance of the rest of our side today, would have earned us at least a point. He was awful, and not for the first, second, third or fifth time this season.