Rúben Amorim Chants

To the tune of Wheres your Mama gone.

Gary Cott- err-ill
Gary Cott- - err. --Ill.
Where's yer manners gone!
Where's yer manners gone.
Far far away!
Far far away!
Gary Cott- -- err --ill
Gary. cott -- err ---ill

What a bitter pill What a bitter pill!
feck off away, feck off away!
 
More Agadoo!

Amor-rim-rim-rim
He’s not bald like Pep the gimp,
Amorim-rim-rim-rim,
He's our hairy magician,
To the left, to the right,
Our back three is watertight,
Beard is top, more than Klopp’s,
And he sh1ts on Arne Slotttttt.
 
Amorim’s a-coming
Amorim’s a-coming
Amorim’s a-coming
Amorim’s a-coming

Tis the season
Watch out
Look around
Something's coming
Coming to town (Coming to your town)
Something magic
In the night
Can't you see it
Shining bright (Shining bright)

Amorim’s a-coming
Amorim’s a-coming
Amorim’s a-coming
Amorim’s a-coming
 
Robin Hood theme.

Amorim, Amorim, Ruben Amorim,

Amorim, Amorim, He’s been hired by Jim.

The bald one was dumb,

The bearded one has come.

Amorim, Amorim, Amorim.
 
To the tune of the footballing anthem 'Chelsea Chelsea'

Amorim Amorim Amorim Amorim Amorim Amorim Amorimmnnm
 
You go with Amorim
Now Ten Hags out
In
Out
In
Out
You bring the staff around
You do Sir Jim Radcliffe and you kick them out
That's what we're all about...
 
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(To the tune of “Go West” by the Pet Shop Boys)

Amorim, he’s our man,
He’ll lead us to the promised land!
Red flags high, proud and strong,
With Amorim we can’t go wrong!
Amorim, forever true,
We’re singing loud, we’re here for you!
 
Amorim's red team will start to play
The fans will sing, the crowd will sway
Like the famous teams we've had before
We'll score loads of goals, we'll win it all
Dun dun dun

 
Ten Hag thread after he left: I wish him well, good luck Erik, all the best

This thread: Amorim chants full of "Ten Hag's a fecking fraud with no hair"

Oh the caf :lol:
 
AdamColeBebe said:
Ten Hag thread after he left: I wish him well, good luck Erik, all the best

This thread: Amorim chants full of "Ten Hag's a fecking fraud with no hair"

Oh the caf :lol:
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Ten Hag was a frauddddddd
And he was baaaaaalllld
He gave us loads of trauma
Please don't give us more
 
And another

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
we all felt we were doomed
Ten Hag was fecking awful
we replaced him with Amorim
 
Only the most creative chant ever of course:
"Ruben" x 100

Copied from Chelski, the master of all things creativity.
 
AdamColeBebe said:
Ten Hag thread after he left: I wish him well, good luck Erik, all the best

This thread: Amorim chants full of "Ten Hag's a fecking fraud with no hair"

Oh the caf :lol:
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Ten Hag gone
Amorim here!
Now we good
Drink a beer!
 
We tracked that man's flight
His visa's alright
That man Amorim
Made City look shite
 
It’s an open draft:

Stretford end hard yelling the tune of Spice Girls - 2 become 1:

We need some goals like we never needed goals before
(wanna make love to ya Ruben)
We had some xG, now we’re back for more.
(wanna make love to ya Ruben)
Sell Shaw on a free
It’s the only way to be

The Sir Alex Ferguson-stand and Sir Jim chips in/responds on the “wanna make love to ya Ruben-part”
 
wolvored said:
Seven nation army surely. Simple and to the point.
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Seven Nation Army is the most played out, overused, unimaginative, derivative chant ever. It's the chant version of overproduced plastic, up there with Hey Jude and Sweet Caroline.

It's a predictable melody that rots the brain.
 
Amor Rimaldo to the tune of Viva Ronaldo.

Appreciate the manager and a Caftard all at once. Enough said.
 
ifightdragons said:
Seven Nation Army is the most played out, overused, unimaginative, derivative chant ever. It's the chant version of overproduced plastic, up there with Hey Jude and Sweet Caroline.

It's a predictable melody that rots the brain.
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Sweet Amorim... doo, doo, doo
Got a feeling that we'll
Win
Some
Foot
Ball

Amorim wins at foooootball
Amorim wins at foooootball
Amorim wins at foooootball
Amorim wins at all the football

Ru-ben..
Please don't be shit
Win the footbaaaall
And make us better
Remember
To never play a back four
Then we can start
To win at football..
 
We shouldn’t have chants for any player or manager until they’ve earned it.
 
Nanananananananana
Ruben Amorim Amorim, Ruben Amorim

Stolen from dart’s Vincent van der Voort (baby give it up)
 
Walrus said:
(Is this the way to Amarillo)

Is this the way to Amorim-ball?
Every night I’ve been clutching my pillow,
Dreaming dreams of Amorim-ball,
With Ruben here we’ll win the league!

NA NA NA, NA NA, NA NA, NA!
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Im quoting myself, but I dont care, because I think this is exceptional.
 
Somebody didnt like my previous suggestion so how about Ruby by the Kaiser Chiefs.
Ruben
Ruben
Ruben
Ruben
Ahhhhhh
 
Ruben Ruben Ruben
He comes from Sporting cos' of Uncle Jim
He plays no left back or right
Better than that baldy who's shite
He's out Portuguese Amor-im
 
I suggested something similar for Rooney, back in the day
 
Lo lo lo lo lo lo looooo,
Ruben Amorim,
Lo lo lo lo lo lo,
Lo lo lo lo lo lo,
Ruben Amorim

A complete rip of the Radamel Falcao chant
 
Ruben came to Manchester
He went for 343
Let’s hope to see improvement
And if we dont well then feck me!

Will Rashford fit the system
Me, I’m not quite sure
Perhaps we’ll sell for 10 million
Or maybe even 4

Amad will get some game time
At long last thankfully
Let’s hope he doesn’t get injured
Cos I can’t stand Antony
 


Ruben
Ahh, Amorim
You are our manager
And you've got us winning, too

Repeat.
 
Thought I'd revive this thread as I've had this song in my head ever since he was announced! So I have this idea for a new chant, to be sung to the tune of 'Amore' (when the moon hits your eye like the big pizzapie)


"When the ball hits the goal and the scouse on the dole, that's Amorim
When there's three at the back and United ATTACK, that's Amorim"


And maybe everyone will enjoy shouting ATTACK on the second line. I kinda like it, and it's stuck in my head for ageess so now it can be stuck in yours, you're all welcome! ahah :D
 
Tu the tune of Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea:

Ruben, Ruben, Rubeen
Ruben, Ruben, Rubeen.
 
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