Rúben Amorim Chants

[BenitoSTARR]

A particular highlight.

It’s a tongue in cheek song

 

[Desert Eagle]

Ruben Ruben Amorim
He came from Benfica to the big reds

 

[Schmeichels pinky]

“9-5”

Play a line of 5
Let’s do what Ruben tells us
Feelin more alive
Than when we had a Dutch boss
All the players will
Get better under Ruben
He will make us great again, let’s shout his name aloud!
…
AMORIM!

 

[sixdwarf]

Ruben you're not skibidi
Ruben you're not skibidi
Ruben you're not skibidi
You're very very sigma.


To the tune of nothing.

 

[sixdwarf]

Or
Rube-oh rube-oh rube-oh. Came from Sporting like Cristiano and Bruno.....

Damn that doesn't work.

 

[didz]

Tune of 7 nation army

Ruben Amorim's got hair
Ruben Amorim's got hair
Call him fraud and we won't care
Cos Ruben Amorim's got hair

 

[sixdwarf]

jesus fecking christ

Just. NO.

 

[Florida Man]

From Lisbon he came
With a Portuguese name
That’s Amorim

When we penetrate through
In ways that make us drool
That’s Amorim

We will score goal-e-ole-ohs
Moaning oh-e-oh, moaning oh-e-ooooah
Gary Neville

 

[Oscar Bonavena]

When Ten Hag gets the sack
We go three at the back
That's Amorim (that's Amorim)

When Sporting are sad
Because we've got their lad
That's Amorim (that's Amorim)

(add more verses as necessary.....!)

 

[Florida Man]

It’s a tongue in cheek song

 

[thisisnottaken1]

Ruben you're not skibidi
Ruben you're not skibidi
Ruben you're not skibidi
You're very very sigma.


To the tune of nothing.

I love how obsessed you are with brainrot words.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

I've got the world, Amorim,
Sitting on a rainbow.
Amorim around my finger.
Lucky me, can't you see I'm in love.

And, yes, that's a fingering joke.

 

[77]

Amorim, Amorim sitting on the bench
Amorim Amorim still smells Ten Hag's stench
3 at the back, not defending crap...
AMORIM, AMORIM, AMORIM!

 

[Cambion]

Or
Rube-oh rube-oh rube-oh. Came from Sporting like Cristiano and Bruno.....

Damn that doesn't work.

Rube-oh Rube-oh Rube-oh
Came from Sporting like Captain Bruno
He plays three at the back
He plays three in attack
He's our Portuguese manager oh

 

[Garnacho Libre]

Ruben, get us our trophy back!

Not feeling very creative right now! ha

 

[lex talionis]

We can do without "rim" chants.

 

[Frank Grimes]

Are we useless or are we average?
Your hair is gorgeous
And so's your style
And we've turned to you looking for the answers.
Are we useless?
Amorimmm!

 

[Mr Pigeon]

We can do without "rim" chants.

To the tune of Mandy by Barry Manilow

Rimaldo,
You came in my chickens, rimaldo.
Then they locked you away,
Rimaldo...

 

[Remember the geese]

Just as a foundation. More lyrics to be added when I'm feeling more awake. A bit of ABBA.

Amorim Amorim
aha
There is nothing you can't do
Amorim Amorim
aha

 

[Red in STL]

To the tune of Mandy by Barry Manilow

Rimaldo,
You came in my chickens, rimaldo.
Then they locked you away,
Rimaldo...

The fact that you know the tune of a Barry Manilow song should be concerning!

 

[Mr Pigeon]

The fact that you know the tune of a Barry Manilow song should be concerning!

I remember it from The Simpsons if that helps.

 

[Tony247]

When we walk
On the pitch
And we're not
fecking shit
That's Amorim

Like this one

 

[nickyboy1981]

When the balls in the net
And my pants soaking wet
That’s Amorim

Haha, genius!

When your boxers slide down
For that twenty-first crown
That's Amorim

 

[sixdwarf]

I love how obsessed you are with brainrot words.

Ha. I sense your Ohio rizz.

 

[sixdwarf]

Rube-oh Rube-oh Rube-oh
Came from Sporting like Captain Bruno
He plays three at the back
He plays three in attack
He's our Portuguese manager oh

I like that except the last line.

 

[devilish]

That's amore

He turned down the Scouse shits
Cause Carra spits at kids
That’s Amorim, That’s Amorim
When United will shine
Expect Souness to whine
That’s Amorim, Thaat’s Amorim
Ting-a-ling-a-ling and we’ll sing, ‘a vida e bela’
Hearts will play the United way.
The United way, thanks to this Special fella.

 

[2 man midfield]

To ‘Ra Ra Rasputin’

Ruben Amorim,
Sporting, we’ll look after him
He’s gonna take us to the top
Ruben Amorim,
scousers couldn’t handle him
and now we’re gonna win 21

 

[Crostien]

I’ll start with the obvious one…….
Kaiser Chiefs Ruby

Ruben, Ruben, Ruben, Ruben
Do you, do you, do you, do you
Know what you're doing, doing, to me?
Ruben, Ruben, Ruben, Ruben

One billion thousand times an infinite million:

No.

 

[chorltonred1980]

That’s Amorim (That’s Amore - Dean Martin)

When the ball hits the net, Garnacho, Stratford End, that’s Amorim.

When Rashford f****** shines and he scores all the time, that’s Amorim.

Kobbie does his thing, Bruno is the king, Dalot down the wing, and you’ll sing Manchestaaaa.

Drums will play, tricky Ugarte, rock hard Mazraoui, no chance of beating Onanaaaaaa.

When our boys make you drool make City look like fools that’s Amorim

Rasmus dances thru the box with the ball at his feet, we’re in love.

In the theatre of dreams but you know you’re not dreaming senior.

Scuzze me, Scott sees back from Napoli, that’s Amorim.

 

[Needham]

To the tune of “Agadoo”

Amorim-rim-rim job’s to get us to attack
Amorim-rim-rim job’s to play out from the back.

I’ll work on the rest

Liking this, but just stick with the original lyrics plus his name.

Amorim-rim-rim, push pineapple, shake the tree
Amorim-rim-rim, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

No need to feck with a classic

 

[BenitoSTARR]

Liking this, but just stick with the original lyrics plus his name.

Amorim-rim-rim, push pineapple, shake the tree
Amorim-rim-rim, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

No need to feck with a classic

Not worth singing without a rim job reference.

 

[lex talionis]

To the tune of Mandy by Barry Manilow

Rimaldo,
You came in my chickens, rimaldo.
Then they locked you away,
Rimaldo...

I don’t know about, but your mention of the name Barry Manilow, which brings back chilling memories, made me think there’s potential in going off the tune “Copcabana”.

They called him Rúben, he was a gaffer…

 

[chorltonred1980]

Sticking on the ABBA Aha theme:

Am-or-rim (aha)
Take it now and score it (aha)
Obrigado Ruben (aha)
3 at the back, no regrets (aha)

Am-or-im (aha)
Ain't no big decision (aha)
Wing-backs times 2 (aha)
Amorim c’est voulez-vous

 

[chorltonred1980]

Slightly amended:

Am-or-rim (aha)
Take it now and score it (aha)
Obrigado Ruben (aha)
3 at the back, no regrets (aha)

Am-or-im (aha)
Ain't no big decision (aha)
Wing-backs times 2 (aha)
3-4-3 c’est voulez-vous

 

[Cabin Clown]

This thread has fantastic.

When we walk
On the pitch
And we're not
fecking shit
That's Amorim

Beautiful

 

[FrenchRed]

When we walk
On the pitch
And we're not
fecking shit
That's Amorim

Love it.

 

[GDaly95]

Amoooooorim-im-im
He is better than Nagelsmann
Amorim-im-im
He's our Sporting magician
To the left, to the right,
Across the back three tonight (shite line)
He is class, with a tache (also shite)
And he shits on Amrabaaaat (I've given up completely now)

 

[Red00012]

That's amore

He turned down the Scouse shits
Cause Carra spits at kids
That’s Amorim, That’s Amorim
When United will shine
Expect Souness to whine
That’s Amorim, Thaat’s Amorim
Ting-a-ling-a-ling and we’ll sing, ‘a vida e bela’
Hearts will play the United way.
The United way, thanks to this Special fella.

I can see that’s amore been sang in the away end with half of them coked up singing it 100 times faster than it should be .

No white text but I can’t really

 

[Moriarty]

Ruben's our new pal
He came here from Portugal
Left behind the sun and beaches
To come to Old Trafford to work for the leeches.

 

[Banana Republic]

To the tune of Brown Girl in the Ring ( horrible old song)…..

Ru bin Amorim
Trah la la la laaah
Ru bin Amorim
Traaah la la la la

Ru bin Amorim
Trah la la la laaah
He leads the reds
Of Man Chester


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