Rúben Amorim Chants

matt10000

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I’ll start with the obvious one…….
Kaiser Chiefs Ruby

Ruben, Ruben, Ruben, Ruben
Do you, do you, do you, do you
Know what you're doing, doing, to me?
Ruben, Ruben, Ruben, Ruben
 
Can the Caf keeps it record of never once even having a hint of a terrace anthem.
 
"Yer gettin Ruben Amorim" to the tune of "sacked in the morning".
 
matt10000 said:
I’ll start with the obvious one…….
Kaiser Chiefs Ruby

Ruben, Ruben, Ruben, Ruben
Do you, do you, do you, do you
Know what you're doing, doing, to me?
Ruben, Ruben, Ruben, Ruben
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jesus fecking christ
 
When the balls in the net
And my pants soaking wet
That’s Amorim

When there’s five at the back
And Bruno in attack
That’s Amorim

When there’s hair on his head
I don’t wish I was dead
That’s Amorim
 
To the tune of Symphony no. 40 (Mozart)

Amorim, Amorim, AmorIM
Amorim, Amorim, Amorim
Amorim, Amorim, AmorIM
Amorim, Amorim, Amorim
Amorim, rim, rim, rim, rim, rim
Amorim, rim, rim, rim, rim
A-a-a-a-a-aaaamoooorim
Amorim
Amorim, rim, rim, rim, rim

(repeat)
 
matt10000 said:
I’ll start with the obvious one…….
Kaiser Chiefs Ruby

Ruben, Ruben, Ruben, Ruben
Do you, do you, do you, do you
Know what you're doing, doing, to me?
Ruben, Ruben, Ruben, Ruben
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Stealing my bloody idea, ya git! :lol:
 
One rim!
Two rim!
Three rim, four rim, five riiiim!
Six rim!
Seven rim!
Eight rim, nine rim, ten rim!

Ten rim!
Ten rim!
Ten riiiiim!
 
To the tune of That's Amore by Dean Martin.

With a beard bold and thick, he’s our stylish new pick, that’s Amorim!
When he goes to Old Traff’ and we start playin’ daft, that’s Amorim!
 
Hernandez - BFA said:
To the tune of That's Amore by Dean Martin.

With a beard bold and thick, he’s our stylish new pick, that’s Amorim!
When he goes to Old Traff’ and we start playin’ daft, that’s Amorim!
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Yes but the second line could be better.
 
Ruben Ruben Ruben Ruben Ruben

(To the tune of Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea)
 
Ruben’s Reds are on fire. Your team is terrified
 
He can get a song when he's won the league title and not a day before. :confused:
 
When the ball hits the goal,
And my underpants pole
That's Amorim!
 
(Kenny Rogers - Ruby, don't take your love to town)

You've stopped us leaking goals and got us playing with some flair
Ruben love your beard and full head of hair
You've sorted out our shit, stopped us playing like some clowns

Oh, Ruben
Please don't let us down

You didn't sign our players, some are really poor
Put them on them on the bench then kick 'em out the door,
And yes it's true we're not the club that we used to be

Oh. Ruben
We need some quality

Recently our defence has been severely compromised,
Some of the defending will leave you horrified,
But now you're here I know, we'll soon turn around

Oh, Ruben
Please don't let us down

Our hopes are high, you know we have delusions of grandeur
Even though we've been down this road at least four times before
Because we know you're the man to turn this ship around

Oh, Ruben
Please don't let us down

Oh Ruben
For god's sakes turn this shit around!
 
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He's got hair you know, he's got hair,
he's got hair you know, he's got hair.
Oh Lord he's got hair.
 
Dovahkiin (from Skyrim)

Amorim, Amorim naal ok zin los vahriin
Wahdein vokul mahfaeraak ast vaal
 
Ruben Ruben Amorim
He came from Benfica to the big reds
 
To the tune of “Agadoo”

Amorim-rim-rim job’s to get us to attack
Amorim-rim-rim job’s to play out from the back.

I’ll work on the rest
 
“I knew you were trouble”

Once upon a time
We played like little kids
But then you came around
Now we tear them into bits
You foooound us
You foooound us
We foooound you you you you

I guess you didn’t care
‘bout any other club
Red Devils, we will scare
Arteta, watch your job
Shout: Ooooout him
Ooooout him
Aaamooooorim im im im im iiiiiiim

And let’s make it clear
We’re back - we’re here
Like lions that hunt
For the next deer

I knew you were trouble, Ruben Amorim
For the other teams
Let’s show how much we adore him
Give me shouts and screams

Ah (oh) ah (uh) ah - trouble trouble trouble
Ah (oh) ah (uh) ah - trouble trouble trouble
 
(Is this the way to Amarillo)

Is this the way to Amorim-ball?
Every night I’ve been hugging my pillow,
Dreaming dreams of Amorim-ball,
With Ruben here we’ll win the league!

NA NA NA, NA NA, NA NA, NA!
 
How do you even pronounce his name?

Closer to rhyming with -

Hammer in?
A Maureen?
Adore him?

Need to know what we're going with before doing my worst.
 
amorim,
ama-ama-amorim lost his mind.
there is nothing special about this place,
every one of our players is a disgrace.

this team makes me crazy
this team makes me crazy
this team makes me crazy
definitely.
 
I have two.

"Ruben, give us a wave. Ruben, Ruben give us a wave"

and

"Amorim's Red & White army. Amorim's Red & White army"

Nailed on
 
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