Queen Elizabeth II | 1926-2022 | Rest in Peace

If anyone hasn't read this it is worth a read: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-dies-london-bridge

They are following this playbook step by step so far.
What the feck:

“The King’s life is moving peacefully towards its close,” was the final notice issued by George V’s doctor, Lord Dawson, at 9.30pm on the night of 20 January 1936. Not long afterwards, Dawson injected the king with 750mg of morphine and a gram of cocaine – enough to kill him twice over – in order to ease the monarch’s suffering, and to have him expire in time for the printing presses of the Times, which rolled at midnight.

So the doctor coked up the king so that he dies in time for the papers? Harsh.
 
You’ve got to ask yourself where was Paul Pogba in all of this?
 
Can’t think of anything worse than trying to die and then you see Andrew’s mug.


Poor lady having to experience that.
 
Friend of a friend who's itk says she's already gone.
 
Sounds like she is quite likely unconscious and dieing. Will be a sad moment when she does pass away whatever you think of the Monarchy. She has been one constant throughout our lives (and the lives of our parents and grandparents)

I’m sure she’s got people to take care of that.
 
They may also be waiting for Parliament to finish the business for the day too.
Haven’t they got to wait for the NY Stock Exchange to close before releasing any news
 
To mark the occasion, a short poem from Ryan Giggs OBE

"And sadly now The Queen has passed
Like Scholesy with his feet so fast
She's now succumbed to dreaded lurgy
and left the stage a bit like Fergie
I understand, like Cantona,
Her final words were "ooh and aah"
She served us well at being royal
Like Stevie Bruce, who was so loyal
She never smiled at Princess Michael
Like Gary Nev at Peter Schmeichel
So celebrate her regal life
Or I'll come round and nut IN your wife"

The Rhodri Giggs remix
 
I think he actually died a few years ago but the layers of creosote on his skin has preserved him and they roll him out to host shows but there’s someone behind him moving him like a ventriloquist dummy
That is quite possible. Simon Cowell is another actual corpse rolled out for the cameras.