How much have you drunk this evening?
Prince Philip Dead | Ceremonial Funeral to take place on Saturday 17th April | Prince Andrew is NOT a pedophile
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Absolute feckin bonkers universe clockwork orange shit.
Had the pleasure of meeting Prince Philip at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
Watched this earlier, really interesting interview.
Have the mail blamed our Megs yet?
This is what happens when failed sports shock jocks act as news actors.
Cool, we're doing personal stories now.
It was a night like any other, if I'm being honest. The sun cornures down the hall were squawking in a feeble attempt to drown out the Chopin that was being haphazardly played by Biff the Former Circus Chimp on my bronzed honky tonk. I had just finished painting the foyer a deeper shade of purple with lime green polkadots when I heard a rapping at my chamber door.
Upon releasing the fourth latch a curious creature, carefully nestled betwixt the ample busom of a lesser spotted Latvian lapdancer, sprung out with much glee and began bouncing through my foyer, past my half-finished bust of Winston Churchill bumming a ferret, and in to the confines of my custom built Screaming Room. It somehow managed to flip the thrice secured "Beast Mode" button which, naturally, made the record player start blasting out my personal showgaze cover of Baby It's Cold Outside, played entirely with recordings of me clipping Biff's toenails, at a hundred and fifty decibels.
The creature po-goed around the room like a hyperactive mountain goat for all of twenty seconds before collapsing under the weight of its own distain for my ceiling carving of Snow White selling the Dwarves to a travelling slaver so she could continue feeding her heroin addiction.
I'll never forget the words it said to me as I plumped it back between Kristine's boulder holders. It said "Pidgy, my man. I've always hated the fecking poor." I'll cherish those words until the day I get hit by a slow moving tram.
It was a night like any other, if I'm being honest. The sun cornures down the hall were squawking in a feeble attempt to drown out the Chopin that was being haphazardly played by Biff the Former Circus Chimp on my bronzed honky tonk. I had just finished painting the foyer a deeper shade of purple with lime green polkadots when I heard a rapping at my chamber door.
Upon releasing the fourth latch a curious creature, carefully nestled betwixt the ample busom of a lesser spotted Latvian lapdancer, sprung out with much glee and began bouncing through my foyer, past my half-finished bust of Winston Churchill bumming a ferret, and in to the confines of my custom built Screaming Room. It somehow managed to flip the thrice secured "Beast Mode" button which, naturally, made the record player start blasting out my personal showgaze cover of Baby It's Cold Outside, played entirely with recordings of me clipping Biff's toenails, at a hundred and fifty decibels.
The creature po-goed around the room like a hyperactive mountain goat for all of twenty seconds before collapsing under the weight of its own distain for my ceiling carving of Snow White selling the Dwarves to a travelling slaver so she could continue feeding her heroin addiction.
I'll never forget the words it said to me as I plumped it back between Kristine's boulder holders. It said "Pidgy, my man. I've always hated the fecking poor." I'll cherish those words until the day I get hit by a slow moving tram.
144 pages and 'magical' too!
How many people can attend a funeral under current restrictions ?
Shut up
Restrictions can get to feck, this is royalty we're taking about. Covid wouldn't dare disrespect his royal highness
I do likes me a bit of Clive Myrie, but I'm not going to watch him reviewing tomorrow's papers. Sorry Clive.
68 million.
If they ask all players to wear black armbands this weekend there's gonna be some next level James McLean drama.
To be fair it's to be expected. Doesn't seem too overboard. And you can always pretend you're wearing one for DMX if you want...
Why are English people so fecking weird?
Oh, just pre-empting the Beeb saying that it's a huge public interest story that deserves them going over the top with the coverage...
I reckon wearing am armband for the individual husband of the lawful sovereign of the country you work in is a bit different to wearing a poppy that can be reasonably construed to support the actions of an army that brought terror to your community.
He shouldn't be punished if he chooses not to wear one, but I think it would be less reasonable. And this is coming from a prohd republican.
He actually has a connection with the FA, so it's not that unexpected.
https://www.thefa.com/news/2021/apr/09/hrh-prince-philip-duke-of-edinburgh-20210409
Looking forward to the players doing the BLM salute with the armband honouring a well known racist.
I could see him pulling down his shorts and pissing on the pitch during the minutes silence.
That's actually a very good plan.
I mean as long as he has a black cock ring on, it's not necessarily in bad taste.
"1988: "It looks like a tart's bedroom." On seeing plans for the Duke and Duchess of York's house at Sunninghill Park."
Given who it was, that one may have been factually correct?
I've watched a few videos by Darren McGrady who worked as a cook for the Royal Family and he says that Prince Philip had a great interest in food and would even barbecue sometimes. He'd take an interest in what the cooks were making. Queen Elizabeth meanwhile had quite a bland and basic taste in food.
That's about the only redeeming feature I can find with him.
That's about the only redeeming feature I can find with him.
If only I knew who the D&D of York were
It's more the media (and FA seemingly) that are acting weird with this. The people I know are finding this as strange as you are.
Say what you like about them, but those Windsors are fecking brutal when it comes to winning back public favour.
Your move Meghan.
Your move Meghan.
Yes! Belfast makes the top 10Oh, just pre-empting the Beeb saying that it's a huge public interest story that deserves them going over the top with the coverage...
Right.
Programming back to normal. No more dysfunctional family with a father figure who keeps saying inappropriate things.
Next... Family Guy.
Programming back to normal. No more dysfunctional family with a father figure who keeps saying inappropriate things.
Next... Family Guy.
Haha
Next level cultural cringe: News presenters on the Australian public broadcaster are dressed in black for the occasion.
Someone get me a bucket to throw up in.
Someone get me a bucket to throw up in.
No offence or anything mate, but your nan saying shocking things and the husband of the queen of the country saying racist things are two different things in regards to outreach.
The problem comes when his comments get glossed over as silly or just generally downplayed.
Isnt it mad he didnt make it to 100 to recieve the queens letter?
Legendary shagger too, in his time, by all accounts.
We all made that joke a bajillion years ago.