Alternative version of Morrissey's "We hate it when our friends become successful"
We hate it when United aren't successful
We hate it when United aren't successful
Oh, look at those "pros"
Now look at that pace, it's so slow
Don't watch the videos
Well, they're really laughable
Aha, ha, ha, ha, ha.....
We hate it when United aren't successful
Their disproportion
, that makes it even worse
And some teams will destroy them
You bet your life they will destroy them
Burnley could hurt them
Well, they may as well, it's really laughable
Aha, ha, ha, ha, ha....
You see, attacking is key
It really is key
Everybody knows
Every single red knows
They say, "Ah, we scored lots of goals
So many goals, now this team we cannot stand
Curse, our poor old midfield's outplayed
Just listen
La, la-la, la, la....