Premier League matchweek 2 (august 19th-21th)

Spurs the eternal bottlers. They'll be shite at Wembley this year.
 
I know all keepers make mistakes, but nothing I've seen from any keeper the last few years make me waver in my belief we've got the very best. Thank you, faulty fax machine!
 
Pochettino with some choice words for Lloris mother :lol:(Not really)
 
Tottenham are going to struggle at "home" this season. Playing at Wembley isn't conducive to having a ground that rival teams fear going to.
 
Spurs will never have a season like last season.

Let's hope good ol' Levy has those players tied down to long term contracts with release clauses that require human sacrifices to activate.
 
Lloris you fecking moron.

Funny that Chelsea spent all summer looking at upgrades for Alonso :lol:
 
Lloris is not a great keeper. Never was, never will be. A very good one, but not top bracket.

Too small, too error prone.
 
What is with Chelsea and luck. They always seem to do shite like this. Poor from Lloris.
 
Batshuayi is weird. Doesn't seem to be good at anything. Didn't people on here want him at some point?