Premier League Gameweek 6

8 different scorers, never happened in the Premier League.

Newcastle have scored more today than we have this season.
 
Would say 3-4 and a new manager, they’re not close to getting circa 95 points at the moment and probably won’t ever be under Howe.

Think everyone's just waiting for Guardiola to feck off and then Man. City will come back into the 80-85 point range so a title challenge becomes more realistic then.
 
6 minutes? We got 0 when we were 9-0 up against Southampton, what a joke.
 
On paper the games were difficult but that Liverpool loss was a humiliation given the context.

I wouldn't say a "humiliation". They had two chances and both finishes were absolutely clinical, on another day Darwin spoons those finishes and we win. We bossed the game even when they had eleven men.
 
Would say 3-4 and a new manager, they’re not close to getting circa 95 points at the moment and probably won’t ever be under Howe.
I agree but I'm thinking a few more windows strengthens their squad (if done right) and closer to Pep leaving which I think will be good for the competitiveness of the league
 
Great job from Sheffield United. If I was their manager I wouldn’t allow any player going home today. Instead I would charter a plane and take them to scottish highlands for 5-7 days of training without ball.
 
Great job from Sheffield United. If I was their manager I wouldn’t allow any player going home today. Instead I would charter a plane and take them to scottish highlands for 5-7 days of training without ball.

Nah. The bloke who pays them is very happy with the result.
 
Paul Heckingbottom… more like Paul Feckingbottom. Eh? Eh?

That’s actually quite unfair of me - they’re not bottom just yet. Diabolical jokes aside, I actually feel sorry for the man.
 
Arsenal are gonna destroy Spurs. I still don’t rate this Spurs side or the manager. They’ve played no one of note yet, I include a terrible Utd side in that.

It honestly wouldn’t surprise me to see Spurs hover around 6th come Xmas. People always shoot their load too early when it comes to the start of the footy season.
I’d say you was pretty far of your prediction… why’s the Brighton manager getting tons of praise and the spurs manager getting crapped on? He lost their main player Kane. Brighton got beat of a Greek team mid week.
 
I don't want to read any coverage about Newcastle "record 8 different goalscorers" without talking about "record 81 executions in a single day" by the owners funding the corrupt sports washing project.

Inextricably linked. Cannot have former without the latter. It's responsible and balanced reporting to mention it every time. It's complicit not to.
 
I know I am going to be absolutely pelted for this, but why do I feel anything I have to say about Sheffield's manager should apply to ten Hag after the disastrous 7-0 loss to Liverpool of all teams last season? Any large score margin in the premier league just serves as a reminder.
 
Don't think I've ever seen a season where the promoted sides were so far off the pace before. It's almost a foregone conclusion that all 3 sides will go down. They all look woeful.
 
Paul Heckingbottom… more like Paul Feckingbottom. Eh? Eh?

That’s actually quite unfair of me - they’re not bottom just yet. Diabolical jokes aside, I actually feel sorry for the man.

They are.

All three promoted teams are
 
That's anything but "natural" Be honest if it was our game you'd be screaming murder at the telly.
Unless they deliberately do it it’s literally natural? Just them playing the game and there arms are there as they will be. Ridiculous over analysis coming in.
 
Don't think I've ever seen a season where the promoted sides were so far off the pace before. It's almost a foregone conclusion that all 3 sides will go down. They all look woeful.
Burnley might just be ok. They've played only 5 games - 4 of which were against Spurs, United, City and Villa.
 
Sheffield United probably can’t wait to play us now so they have a chance to get their confidence back.
 
Should be noted that for Sheffield United to even get promoted was a huge achievement. The club is an absolute shambles from what I understand and arguably have a weaker side this season than they did last. They have no money at all.

In fact all 3 sides were promoted against the odds when you look into them. Burnley are probably the only one with a chance of staying up and even then it's remote. They've found out you can't play like they did last season in the Premier League with their team. I wouldn't be surprised if none of them reach 30 points. Even 20 would be a stretch.
 
Should be noted that for Sheffield United to even get promoted was a huge achievement. The club is an absolute shambles from what I understand and arguably have a weaker side this season than they did last. They have no money at all.

In fact all 3 sides were promoted against the odds when you look into them. Burnley are probably the only one with a chance of staying up and even then it's remote. They've found out you can't play like they did last season in the Premier League with their team. I wouldn't be surprised if none of them reach 30 points. Even 20 would be a stretch.
I just want us to beat 11 mate :lol: