Premier League Gameweek 38: Endgame

As usual, I can tell City have scored by my neighbours celebrating. My stream is so far behind!
 
City are actually not that good. What is wrong with them? And why have they ground out wins for what seems like half a season :lol:
 
ha ha miserable-faced scousers on TV. must do wonders for ratings
 
Score one more City, don't leave it to 2 1 at Brighton away.
 
City are fecking good. Feeling sad seeing us play, we are light years away :(
 
Now don't fck it up you blue cnuts!! A few more goals to make it comfortable please.

Lesser of two evils in the season from hell.
 
Pep saw there were problems and tweaked things. not seen a United manager do that since fergie left
 
City not happy about the dryness of the pitch. It's Brighton's home game ffs.
 
How are Brighton ever going to win this game by parking a bus in their own half?
 
Lads. I'm wanting Liverpool to come second as much as the next reasonable man but actually cheering for City is a bit much surely? A quiet, satisfied fist pump under the table where nobody can see is acceptable. Jumping out of your chair and screaming "Get in Laporte you legend" is too far.
 
Told ya. Too predictable to even get your hopes up.
Yeah but that's exactly what you did didn't you?

Trust me, I know you did. You dared to believe even for a few minutes :lol: