A working crew was just seen attempting to park a Boeing in front of a goal inside the Etihad stadium. Their chief was identified as one Steven Amadeus Gerrard, Mr, and when asked for comment said "This doesn't fecking slip. Not this time. I just spoke with Jurgen and they're getting my medal ready. My upcoming book "How I won the Premier League(Finally! It was no less than I deserve)" will be out soon and I expect it to become a best seller within the first 3 days or my name isn't Steven Amadeus Gerrard, Mr. Don't go making me look like twat now, all you reds out there. Also, did anybody tell you that you look like a twat? No? Well then. You can tell your grandchildren you spoke to Steven Amadeus Gerrard, Mr, on the eve of his Premier League triumph. Twat"