Premier League Gameweek 2

[Bastian]

Spurs forum:

 

[LilyWhiteSpur]

He was atrocious for 45 minutes and then pulled off one great piece of skill.

No he wasn’t.

 

[VorZakone]

See how important that pass through the middle was, towards Kane?

 

[Desert Eagle]

Sone man team

 

[balaks]

Another lovely pass from kane and fantastic finish from Son.

 

[Superunknown]

Difference between the two sides is that Spurs have Son, who is top quality, and Southampton have Adams. Could do with getting another attacking player in to compliment Ings, as Adams looks like he'll need 7+ chances before he scores.

 

[Mount's Goatieson]

Son can be an incredible player at times.

 

[VorZakone]

Son can be an incredible player at times.

Naughty too. 3 red cards in 2019, no?

 

[Yagami]

Yes, that’s probably a fairer analysis. Either way, I watched that Spurs goal with a feeling of extreme jealousy. On paper, we have players capable of producing similar plays but, more often than not, we do not look dynamic at all.

I know what you mean, bro. After all these years we still look like a team of individuals instead of an actual team.

 

[kouroux]

Romeu is a thug

 

[LilyWhiteSpur]

What’s the odds on Romeu getting a second yellow?

 

[Hoof the ball]

Video of the 2nd goal anyone?

 

[LilyWhiteSpur]

Sone man team

Kane or Son lol?

 

[fps]

Romeu off for his own protection, seemed not to have his fitness as his touch was getting looser, another rash tackle definitely in him.

 

[Bastian]

Video of the 2nd goal anyone?

Your VHS tape is in the mail.

 

[GaryLifo]

Lloris saving Spurs a beating today.

 

[Desert Eagle]

Kane or Son lol?

Son. what a class player

 

[FreakyJim]

Smallbone, great name

 

[Bastian]

Smallbone, great name

Especially if you're very very thin.

 

[LilyWhiteSpur]

Romeu off for his own protection, seemed not to have his fitness as his touch was getting looser, another rash tackle definitely in him.

Smallbone on.... *sniggers*

 

[LilyWhiteSpur]

Especially if you're very very thin.

Or have a tiny penis.

 

[Hoof the ball]

Your VHS tape is in the mail.

Only if it has tracking issues.

 

[Bastian]

Or have a tiny penis.

But he's got a huge one. That's a trait of the Smallbones.

 

[RooneyLegend]

Southampton are throwing points away.

 

[kouroux]

Why are the offsides flagged so so late ?

 

[VorZakone]

Why are Spurs not losing? They played a midweek game in Eastern Europe. They should be knackered, tired, not fit etc.

 

[Bastian]

Why are the offsides flagged so so late ?

They're being instructed to leave it for VAR to clear up. At least that's what they said in commentary.

 

[kouroux]

Kane is a great playmaker

 

[PoTMS]

Why are Spurs not losing? They played a midweek game in Eastern Europe. They should be knackered, tired, not fit etc.

Only applies to us. Every other club lives in a strange universe where short recovery time and lack of pre season doesn't affect them.

 

[RooneyLegend]

Southampton can't defend the way they are and expect to win games.

 

[Needham]

Son now the best finisher in the PL one on one.

 

[alexthelion]

Southampton can't defend the way they are and expect to win games.

But, but they're so well coached.

 

[balaks]

Son is priceless and a third assist from Kane. Just need to add Bale in there

 

[Superunknown]

That's twice now Adams has missed a chance at one end and then Son scores seconds later at the other.

 

[acnumber9]

Son and Kane doing what great forwards do. Three assists for one, three goals for the other. No excuses about how it’s Spurs dodgy midfields fault that they can’t score or create.

 

[RashyForPM]

Kane is a great playmaker

Fantastic. He’ll make a good 10 when he loses a yard.

 

[Needham]

Southampton are serving themselves up but Spurs will be a more than handy counter attack based team when they unleash Bale.

 

[Woodenlung]

Fantastic. He’ll make a good 10 when he loses a yard.

Think he's already making that transition. Definitely not as quick.as he used to be.

 

[UweBein]

Son is priceless and a third assist from Kane. Just need to add Bale in there

If I were Mourinho, I would send all players to military service in Korea during the next lockdown.

 

[RashyForPM]

Think he's already making that transition. Definitely not as quick.as he used to be.

Yep. He used to be deceptively rapid, but now is more of a second striker, or 9.5 if anything. Still a goalscoring machine though, just with loads of assists added to it.

On a side note, this is why I didn’t criticise Merson for what he said. Kane over Martial any day of the week. If Ole wants British players, acquire the best one.

Edit: Holy shit, 4 assists now, all to Son. World class duo.