Everton xG merchants
Premier League Gameweek 14-16
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Sad what calvert lewin has become
Lewin blasts it out of the stadium with all the time in the world from 5 yards 
Offside or not that might be the worst miss I've ever seen.
dreadful miss, and Dubravka just standing watching a guy chest it down and volley four yards out
That was utter shit by Calvert-Lewin in front of goal.
How does Calvert-Lewin miss that ????
DCL is an abominable footballer. He should stick to Braun adverts.
DCL is a terrible, terrible striker.
trippier not booked there. terrible decision.
It's up there. You see a lot of bad misses that are snap shots, toe pokes etc.
He has time to chest it, turn and shoot from 6 yards out and doesn't even get it on target
Calvert-Lewin
Carlo Ancelotti is a miracle worker for making DCL look like a footballer
Hojberg
That was great.
That was great.
Schar spends a crazy amount of time on the ground. Every time i watch newcastle he's on the ground. They're dreadful to watch too. When they hit a high tempo performance like us vs arsenal they seem to get months worth of credit for it. Theyre hard to beat, hard working and well organised, but a truly awful team to watch. Timewaste, foul, complain...Another side people seem to have built a fantasy of when using as a stick to beat ten hag with
Hojbjerg with some silky skills
Hojbjerg
Commentary on the Spurs game is nauseating. Why don’t you just suck the daft cnut off
What a header from Romero. 1-0.
1-0
Standard game where we miss a lot of chances. Also people saying DCL is terrible are daft and clearly don't watch us each week. The reason we have so many points (without the deduction) is because of him. Aside from goals the work he puts in and the focal point he creates up top for us is crucial to how we and Dyche wants to play. You have to remember this is a lad that has barely been fit for the past two and a bit seasons. He is rusty at times but has been largely good for us this year.
It's been beyond a joke. They'll end the season outside the top 5 and win feck all again.
Who's just been chest bumped to the floor during Romeros celebration?
I refuse to believe that if encouraged our rabble couldn’t put together far more cohesive displays on the ball.
I know there’s a tendency to over exaggerate what Ange is doing but he has undoubtedly tried to install a way of playing & got players you wouldn’t naturally think of as ball players, ball playing.
This is NOT a particularly talented Spurs side.
I know there’s a tendency to over exaggerate what Ange is doing but he has undoubtedly tried to install a way of playing & got players you wouldn’t naturally think of as ball players, ball playing.
This is NOT a particularly talented Spurs side.
“It’s like Ange has got a PlayStation controller and he’s jabbing the X button”
feck off mate, they just scored from a corner
There's no fantasy. They played us off the park a few days ago.
13 shots to 5 to Everton. As seen against Man United they aren't shot shy but probably should choose their shots a bit more wisely..
I mean they might well do. But they’ve been mainly excellent so far. Including tonight. 92% possession in the 10 minutes before that goal. Whichever way you cut it, that’s impressive.
Everton are a good team. Would be very surprised if they go down. Despite their point deduction.
Yea that’s a bad one.
They haven't won in four games, but all it takes is a good start at home to West Ham for the wankathon to continue unabated.
Bissouma is class
Coufal is 43
They haven't won in four games, but all it takes is a good start at home to West Ham for the wankathon to continue unabated.
One of those games was a creditable draw against City. Another a defeat against Villa, who just dominated City. The only knee jerking about Spurs recently has been deciding they’re actually shite after two or three poor(ish) results, 15 games into the season.
quite like Tyldsley and Shearer together
Gas the way you can hear almost every word Dyche is SCREAMING at his team. He’s so old school.
Made all the more funny by people claiming our manager has turned the tide cause we beat Chelsea after the most unremarkable 14 games prior.
no it’s not