Premier League Gameweek 1

[2 man midfield]

Blackout is for games that commence at 3pm.

I thought it was for any game between those times, hence the ban on games from other countries

 

[jadaba]

Why?

They must be under pretty stringent match day nutrition regimes no? You’d imagine their meals are timed to give them peak energy and strength for whenever the match is set to start and a 60-min disruption could mean playing the second half on an empty stomach.

 

[duffer]

I thought it was for any game between those times, hence the ban on games from other countries

You are correct.

 

[Pexbo]

Blackout is for games that commence at 3pm.

Incorrect. It’s the showing of any live football between 2:45pm and 5:15pm.

 

[duffer]

They must be under pretty stringent match day nutrition regimes no? You’d imagine their meals are timed to give them peak energy and strength for whenever the match is set to start and a 60-min disruption could mean playing the second half on an empty stomach.

They can have a Jaffa Cake then. They're not postponing a game because players might get hangry.

 

[Rapsel]

Well, the ball is rolling.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

New eticket system.... 35,000 fans stuck outside because they're tickets aren't scanning.

Conspiracy to allow the England women's team viewership hahaha

 

[tinfish]

Zinchenko, raya, Jesus and tierney missinf from the bench.

 

[duffer]

Zinchenko, raya, Jesus and tierney missinf from the bench.

I'm guessing Raya was not signed in time. Are the others injured?

 

[Garnacho's Shoelaces]

Yes.

No.

 

[tenpoless]

The feck are Forest doing.. 10% possession?

 

[laughtersassassin]

Saka looking sharp as per usual

 

[Samid]

That's a sitter

 

[cj_sparky]

Some miss from Johnson

 

[2 man midfield]

Christ

 

[Woodzy]

Disgraceful miss

 

[Rapsel]

Saka looking sharp as per usual

Dutch TV says he now earns 17 million per season so he better look sharp.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

That was a miss and a half.

 

[arnie_ni]

Can't be missing them

 

[cyberman]

Ah come on

 

[Fully Fledged]

That was a chance.

 

[Wayne's World]

What a miss!

fecking hell

 

[The Firestarter]

You can't be serious

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Awful finish

 

[100]

Are strikers coached not to take it round keepers now?

 

[the_cliff]

That should be a goal.

 

[Irrational.]

Typical. This was also the story of last season hence why Lego Pep got so close.

 

[jadaba]

They can have a Jaffa Cake then. They're not postponing a game because players might get hangry.

With complaints about fixture congestion and additional stoppage time, hanger may just be the last straw that triggers the player uprising. Snickers can’t save us now.

 

[Dazzmondo]

Oh Johnson

 

[Woodzy]

It was fecking wide and high, terrible finish

 

[pseudo_canadian]

It was fecking wide and high, terrible finish

Yeah not even remotely close

 

[2 man midfield]

Get relegated already you goal shy stingy fecks

 

[DJ_21]

Yes, yes let's make sure no fans celebrate or get excited over anything. Celebration police and carried away police are definitely required. Down with the joy.

Well your use to not celebrating so carry on…

 

[cyberman]

Arsenal lacking thrust through middle. Their problem is there’s no need to play two DMs at home v Forest

 

[The Urban Goose]

Arsenal lacking thrust through middle. Their problem is there’s no need to play two DMs at home v Forest

There's no need to play one, never mind two.

 

[Dazzmondo]

Striker's a problem for Arsenal still. Nketiah's positioning has been muck

 

[Sandikan]

Why?

Even at my amateur level of running I'll eat specifically to the start time. I can remember 15min delays causing problems.
So even more so to proper science based premier league schedules.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Arsenal have Balogun but persist with Nketiah.

 

[DJ_21]

Should have spent some of that Rice money on not being a joke of a club

Would of cost a lot more…

 

[Greyfog]

Shyte football. City yesterday and this.