Martial breaking bad
Premier League ain’t ready for bald Martial
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) talk about the proposed new stadium, season ticket prices, Sir Jim Ratcliffe and all things INEOS after the first year of their co-ownership.
They also discuss back-to-back victories vs. Real Sociedad and Leicester City - was this the best week for Amorim so far?
When you've give up all hope in a player, you can only be positively surprised. A new signing!
He was my favourite player at one point. So silky and cool as ice. Unfortunately his mentality and workrate got exposed later on.
He was my favourite player at one point. So silky and cool as ice. Unfortunately his mentality and workrate got exposed later on.
This isn't the first time he has gone bald, he did it last year too.
https://www.givemesport.com/1557449...-off-and-manchester-united-fans-are-loving-it
https://www.givemesport.com/1557449...-off-and-manchester-united-fans-are-loving-it
Shhh, let us have some bit of fun.
Tbf PL wasn't ready for bald Martial. He was brilliant after the restart.
That’s what I thought as well when I first saw this thread. And we all know how he performed last year.
I’d rather he had aubameyangs trim and an ounce of mental fortitude but that’s just me.
This guy ...
He has no charisma at all! No sympathy, no smile, nothing ...
Not on or off the field.
He has no charisma at all! No sympathy, no smile, nothing ...
Not on or off the field.
Looks more like Ja Rule now 
That’s so bad it’s making my teeth itch
Eh?
Will being bald improve his workrate.??
Simple aerodynamics - will cut through the pitch like an F1 car leaving confusion and consternation among defenders in his wake
He's been out 5 months with a strain?
Only Tony.
Only Tony.
Cold hearted serial killer vibe? That's what we need.
This new Martial will run through brickwalls.
Sadly gave up hope with Martial a while ago now. Expectations are that he’ll still look like he can’t be arsed most of the time and run directly into opposition players the rest of it. Hair looks good though.
Thats once every 6 months.
Get out
If he stays he needs to start taking players on again, he is incredibly hard to tackle yet does the defenders the favour of not making them try.
Honestly, I just love the way the lads keep bantering eachother
The 2nd coming of bald Rooney.
In seriousness, he is back in training.
What is your expectation for Martial this season?
Mid life crisis in your 20s! fecking hell
A black Dr Evil
What, people just go bald then their hair just grows back?
Christ I miss Rooney.
Was thinking the same. Fiery, passionate Rooney was a sight to behold.
He was a beast and loved his temper and fight.
And Luke Shaw's crosses will find him all the time as the reflection off his shiny scalp will be akin to runway lights, nay, a lone homing beacon in the dark night's sky.
Looks like he's been listening to a lot of onyx over the summer...
Thought that was Thierry Henry.
I have a feeling this is his season. It will be like a new signing.
Like Anderson and Nani were for many years.
A cnut but he was our cnut
I'd rather a new signing
Nani is one of the best wingers the league has ever seen.
Ultimate snub to long haired Cavani.
"Yeah, I'm not taking a single piece that his advice, even on hair styles!"
Disgraceful, get rid.
"Yeah, I'm not taking a single piece that his advice, even on hair styles!"
Disgraceful, get rid.